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There's obviously something I'm not getting here lol !
Patti was talking about a golden shower, which isn't a part of the bathroom furniture and then you were talking about bubbles in the golden background.... it was too much for me
Lol... still don't get it... don't people have golden showers and golden bathtubs ?
Oh I am PMSL!!!!!!!Which is rather fitting, really...
Just giving up... maybe I'll just wait until I have some kind of epiphany about it all...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAOh wow, this whole series of posts is just fantastic. Lorraine, "a golden shower" is where someone does what you would usually do in a toilet over someone else. It's a bedroom thing, not a bathroom thing.
AAAAHAHHHH ! Now I've just had to double check with hubby and then when he saw me crying with laughter I had to explain to him how I made a total idiot of myself lol !Oh I love a good laugh HAHAHAHA
off to grab some tissues now.. I can't even see the screen properly lol !
Hmmmm. Thinking if I should run the mop over this thread before Simon gets in from the pub...Naw. He can throw down towels.
AHAHAHAHA!!! Lorraine! I didnt think you were getting it but I didnt want to say anything... Learn something new everyday eh?
Oh god, I just nip off for the pub quiz for a couple of hours......
Lol Jud - I'm still laughing about it now ! This place is totally great for learning stuff !
Simon (Highwayman) wrote: "Oh god, I just nip off for the pub quiz for a couple of hours......"That'll teach you to neglect your duties!
I am SO going to have to find a new husband !Been at it for like 2 hours, and he's done half of one chair (that he's built the wrong way round by the way), and he's only started the second one !!!
Want a job done properly Lorraine you better do it yourself
Nah... I have an aversion to instructions... I could end up building a doghouse instead of a table and chairs to be honest...Would you believe it? He's just lost the allen key ! Sorry I can't stop laughing !
Lorraine 110% Pure Sweetness ♥ wrote: "I am SO going to have to find a new husband !Been at it for like 2 hours, and he's done half of one chair (that he's built the wrong way round by the way), and he's only started the second one !!!"
Sorry, Lorraine but that's too funny!
When Dave puts things together I stand over him, reading the instructions. I find it helps
Lol Patti, should have seen us yesterday going to exeter ! We had to go down to junction 30 and then go back up to come out at junction 29, because junction 29 on the way down is closed... hubby was driving, I was reading the map, giving him the direction, but I was still telling him the instructions if we'd come out junction 29 on the way down ! He wasn't too happy !
I swear it, there's something on the subconscious level... forms, directions, instructions, I just can't help it !
I admit freely that I can't make head or tale of maps, and as for flat packs.....well lets put it this way: everything I buy is already assembled!!!!
Chair number 3 is finished ! We've got one chair ! Little dance !
I can do maps so long as i have time to orientate myself before we start moving or needing directions. I've never tried flat pack but why would I when I have a man to do it for me
I love flatpack. But then I also liked Lego as a kid, and flatpack furniture is just bigger and, let's face it, more useful. On the downside, you can't make horses out of it unless it was supposed to be horses...
Houston... Houston... WE HAVE A TABLE !!But still two chairs lol... seems like the wholes are not very straight, and that's why hubby's been struggling a bit...
Lorraine 110% Pure Sweetness ♥ wrote: "Houston... Houston... WE HAVE A TABLE !!But still two chairs lol... seems like the wholes are not very straight, and that's why hubby's been struggling a bit..."
Tell him to keep telling himself that, Lori!!!
Just try sitting down on them and putting things on the table before you celebrate...
This thread was just what I needed after a trying day.Mascara is running again.
I love building furniture and can read maps as well as long as I put them upside down first.
Sarah, you need to invest in a better mascara !
Lorraine 110% Pure Sweetness ♥ wrote: "Sarah, you need to invest in a better mascara !"Oh Lori! Do you know of a good water roof Mascara? One you can swim in?
(Okay, so that sounded a bit strange!)
I have to turn maps, too. Tell me to go north and I'll climb a tree.A friend back home gave me one of his old mobiles that has a built in sat nav. Best thing I've ever owned. I can even set for walking rather than driving.
D.d. wrote: "Lorraine 110% Pure Sweetness ♥ wrote: "Sarah, you need to invest in a better mascara !"
Oh Lori! Do you know of a good water roof Mascara? One you can swim in?
(Okay, so that sounded a bit stran..."
Yeah, a little - what's a water ROOF mascara..??
tee hee
:0)
Oh Lori! Do you know of a good water roof Mascara? One you can swim in?
(Okay, so that sounded a bit stran..."
Yeah, a little - what's a water ROOF mascara..??
tee hee
:0)
Karen (Kew) wrote: "D.d. wrote: "Lorraine 110% Pure Sweetness ♥ wrote: "Sarah, you need to invest in a better mascara !"Oh Lori! Do you know of a good water roof Mascara? One you can swim in?
(Okay, so that sounde..."
Oops! Water PROOF!
Seriously! And I always read through my post before I post them looking for mistakes!!!!
Lol... actually no, I don't ! I don't use waterproof mascara, so I wouldn't be able to direct you to a good make sadly, sorry !
Update... we have one table and two chairs. They held the weight, and we had a proper meal at the table last night. Am a happy lady. Ollie will just have to sit on the floor for now.
and poor Ollie having to sit on the floor! so much for civilised society!!
Well, this is cool....Simon (Highwayman) wrote: "Morning all,
Try :
GoodReads Group Store on Amazon
I'm not quite sure where this is going so any suggestions welcome."
are this months books being added to the group store?
Good point Jud. Doing it now.
I love buying things from our group store link. It makes me feel like i'm doing something good. :o) now i'm off to read Inheritance!I'M SO EXCITED!!!!!! (channelling Dd here ok lets go for some more)
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Where is Dd? haven't seen her recently...
yes i was thinking that as a posted. Maybe thats why I channelled her spirit.AH! its downloaded now I'm so exicted! for some reason my kindle decides tonight is the night to download slowly!...
or maybe its just because the book is HUGE!!!!
Gingerlily (coughing and sniffling) wrote: "Where is Dd? haven't seen her recently..."
Dd wasn't well the other day - maybe she's poorly again? Or busy writing....?
Dd wasn't well the other day - maybe she's poorly again? Or busy writing....?
I see that you sometimes have a quiz with a book as a prize. I'd be happy to donate a paperback of Something to Read on the Plane
or a paperback of Leon Chameleon P.I. and the Case of the Kidnapped Mouse
or do you just want Kindle books?
My parcel from Amazon came today - wasn't expecting it so quickly since I only ordered it on Sunday afternoon - hopefully through our store link.
Hi Jan, I was thinking about another quiz but am struggling for inspiration. Any offer of prizes will be very welcome......
Just on here to grab the link, was just wondering if there was a total on how much was raised in the last couple of months, out of curiosity... do you know Simon?
I've been doing my part, Lorraine. I've put all my holiday shopping through the store. Hopefully we'll get enough for at least one quiz prize...
There is a similar saying in England which I can never remember, but we say in France that small streams always end up in big rivers :)
In Scotland we say Mony a mickle maks a muckle(not too sure about the spelling).Lol.
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Leon Chameleon P.I. and the Case of the Kidnapped Mouse (other topics)Something to Read on the Plane: A bit of Light Literature, Short Stories & Other Fun Stuff (other topics)
A Damsel in Distress (other topics)
Vic's Big Walk (other topics)
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