Writing Game

[Sarah, The Flying Monkey]

Soon they sat me down on a huge throne and they all bowed down. One trout inched forward and started speaking "O great wonderful king. please inform us of the actions and thoughts of the horrible and dreaded ctafish. please please tell us their weaknesses and how we can defeat them."

[Olivia, everything in moderation :P]

I gulped and started to concentrate and open my mind to find the weaknesses of the catfish

[Zandy]

"Um okay, first we have to..... have weapons?" I muttered, because it was the only semi-intelligent thing I could think of.

[Sarah, The Flying Monkey]

"we have sling-shots, bows, arrows, trained monkeys, salt, swords, knives, olkins, and leopards!" one young trout chirped excitedly.

[Zandy]

"Alright, I said, already planning my course of action. I'll take 3 sling-shots, 4 swords, 10 knives, and one trained monkey!"

[Mallory]

"That's it...?" My mother asked, dubiously. When had she shown up?!

[Olivia, everything in moderation :P]

"Well, uh, obviously the troops should pick their own weapons and organize by slingshots, archers, swordm- swordfish, salthrowers, monkeyhandlers, olkins, *((what in the world is an olkin????))* and leopard handlers, while everyne supplies themselves with knives....." I trailed off. She was still loooking at me a bit sceptically. What, did i need more than 18 weapons for myself?

[Sarah, The Flying Monkey]

"Are you sure you know what your doing?" an old wrinkly trout asked "you don't seem very confident"

[Olivia, everything in moderation :P]

"Hey, i've never had to lead an army to battle before!!!" I said. "No-one is bothering to offer any advice, no, it's to much trouble!!!" I was in full steam now, angry as a hornet. "Come on, i never even learned how to search the catfishes' minds!!! This is all of your kingdom too!"