Writing Game

[Mallory]

The old lady just cackled - I thought she might seriously be choking and dying.

[Sarah, The Flying Monkey]

"you're perfect!" she declared with another cackle, "come with me"

[Mallory]

Before I had much of a chance to argue, she grabbed my ear, and pulled me outside, in hte backyard.

[Sarah, The Flying Monkey]

A big hole came out of nowhere and sucked us in!

[Zandy]

We were swirling and swirling, as freaky orange lights span as around the equator, when I heard someone scream, "It's the real Sarah! Help!"

[Olivia, everything in moderation :P]

"Where are you?! AHHHHH!!!" I screamed as I spun in the halloween-colored hole. The old lady lost her grip on my ear as we revolved faster and faster.

[Mallory]

Before I knew it, I crashed, right into a tree (What was a tree doing there?!).

[Olivia, everything in moderation :P]

(haha) Suddenly a toaster flew past me too!

[Zandy]

Then all stopped, and the crazy lady was next to me again saying. "I've got your friend's soul!"

[Mallory]

"You mean Sarah?" I questioned, a little confused.

[Zandy]

"Yah, who else? I'm the demon that killed your mother.... don't you understand why your here?!" she gave me a quizzical look.

[Sarah, The Flying Monkey]

"no! I dont understand anything!!!! what are you talking about?? my mom is still alive!! where the heck is sarah and what the heck is going on????" I screamed at the lady-I wanted answers, now.

[Mallory]

The lady just did that creepy cackle of hers again, and threw her head back.

[Olivia, everything in moderation :P]

"explain right now, or I'll... I'll..." "Do what?" said the lady. "Kill me? I don't think so..."

[Mallory]

"I'll kill myself!" I threatened. The old lady's eyes widened, "Okay, I'll explain! I'll explain!" She whimpered.

[Sarah, The Flying Monkey]

However then a spectuative gleam entered her eyes "Kill yourself? With what? Theres nothing around here", and sure enough the only things around us were some potatoes, a toaster and a tree.

[Mallory]

"I will set up a scientific experiment, conducting the energy from the toster through the potato, to the tree, which I will stand under. The effect will be similar to lightening!" I announced.

[Mallory]

"I will set up a scientific experiment, conducting the energy from the toster through the potato, to the tree, which I will stand under. The effect will be similar to lightening!" I announced.

[Sarah, The Flying Monkey]

The lady had lost and she knew it, "Fine, I'll explain everything, but before I do that I have to tell you something. I'm your real mother"

[Mallory]

My mouth dropped open - this ugly, wrinkled, old thing? "NO WAY!"

[Zandy]

She noticed my look of horror and said "This is just a disguise obiviously, stupid!"

[Mallory]

"Real mothers don't call their children stupid," I said, matter-of-factly.

[Zandy]

"Well listen up, I didn't ask to be your mother, it just happened. But now that im stuck, I might as well clue you in on this"

[Mallory]

"Go on," I said, flatly.

[Mallory]

Or maybe more...

[Sarah, The Flying Monkey]

"first let me explain what your doing here. This place is called Palenscar Land, and all the citizens here are trout puppets. They have just named you king" the old lady said.

[Zandy]

I stared back in confusion: I couldn't read a paragraph in front of my class, how was i suppose to be king?! Besides, aren't females suppose to be queens I wondered.

[Olivia, everything in moderation :P]

"You're joking. Trout puppets? Couldn't you have come up with something more believable?" I shot back in panic.

[Mallory]

((Um. The main character is a guy, Zandy...))

[Sarah, The Flying Monkey]

A trout puppet suddenly popped out from inside the toaster, "You said you wanted to talk to me?"

[Zandy]

(Rose: sorry, i dont know why i said she or what ever, innocent mistake)

[Zandy]

and collapsed on the floor out of breath

[Mallory]

((Lolz, it's alright. Just felt the need to clarify.))
The old lady cackled again.

[Olivia, everything in moderation :P]

and then i knew it.

[Sarah, The Flying Monkey]

I knew why they had picked me as their king.

[Joe The]

They had picked me, because I had knowledge of their greatest enemy! (this part is NOT part of the story) Hi zandy. its your sister's friend harry!

[Mallory]

Their greatest enemy were the dreaded catfish... of the north.

[Sarah, The Flying Monkey]

I suddenly knew everything about the cat fish, their strength's, weaknesses, favorite food, and sometimes even their thoughts.

[Mallory]

Let me tell you, catfish have really weird thoughts.

[Zandy]

well one time... that's another story

[Sarah, The Flying Monkey]

Anyways, the trout and catfish were at war with eachother, and I, King Tom Palenscar, would defeat the catfish for the trout puppets. I was going to become a hero.

[Mallory]

I was going to make history - be the stuff of legends.

[Joe The]

But was I Having second thoughts, And third thoughts to. Me? Defeating their worst enemy? Just because I had knolwedge didn't mean that I could fight!

[Mallory]

And then I had forth and fifth thoughts. On top of the whole fighting thing, I really didn't know much about where I was.

[Olivia, everything in moderation :P]

I mean, I just got to this place! I still didn't know why I knew what I knew. Or for that matter, how I knew what I knew! And there was still the old lady... I snapped out of my daydream as she cackled again.

[Mallory]

"You mustn't have second thoughts..." She said, her eyes glowing. "Uh... alright..."

[Olivia, everything in moderation :P]

"um..." I said.

[Sarah, The Flying Monkey]

"If you dont help us then the catfish will eat us all!! do you want to be responsable for the death of thousands of trout puppets?!" the old lady practically shouted "and if you dont do this then you will never see Sarah again!"

[Zandy]

I said the only thing I could think of, before I fainted from the overbearing heat. "Maybe" I mustered.

[Mallory]

And then I collapsed, everything going black before I even hit the ground. Girly, I know.