Writing Game

[Sarah, The Flying Monkey]

"stop! please stop! your killing me!" I screamed, I couldnt take anymore of this.
"O you speak english" the lady suddenly said in a strange accent.

[Mallory]

"Well, yeah. We're kinda in America," I retorted, annoyed now.

[Sarah, The Flying Monkey]

"it doesnt matter where we are, it matters that u get this" she babbled, holding out a mysterious object in her hand.

[Mallory]

I looked at it and saw a bag of fruit snacks, "Why?"

[Sarah, The Flying Monkey]

"why? why! why are you asking such stupid questions? just eat the fruit!" her voice took on a hypnotic tone "eat the fruit snacks, they good for you, just eat, eat"

[Mallory]

I was officially weirded out, but decided to humor the lady and ate the fruitsnacks.

[Sarah, The Flying Monkey]

it tasted like horseradish. My cat clawed my leg and jolted me back to reality, my hand was still purple.

[Mallory]

"Why is my hand purple?" I aksed the lady, who seemed like she might be weird enough to know.

[Sarah, The Flying Monkey]

She laughed evilly and just said "how am i supposed to know?", then she hit me with her rainbow feather duster and vanished.

[Mallory]

I stood there for a minute, before shrugging, and sitting back down to keep watching TV.

[Sarah, The Flying Monkey]

However I couldn't focuse on the TV, all I could think of was my purple hand, what the heck was I supposed to do with it?

[Mallory]

Suddenly, I got a brilliant idea - I'd just wash the purple off!

[Sarah, The Flying Monkey]

I ran over to the sink and began washing my purple hand, but the purple refused to come off!!

[Mallory]

I swore under my breath - what was this stuff anyway?!

[Mallory]

((What?))

[Sarah, The Flying Monkey]

Then strangly the sink began talking to me, "hello sir, are you sure you want English? I can talk in many different languages like French, German, Spanish, Japanese, uhytf.".

[Mallory]

I yelled and fell backwards, landing on my rear.

[Sarah, The Flying Monkey]

Someone began knocking on the door, and I peeked through the curtain to see who it was while rubbing my behind. It was Sarah!

[Mallory]

I rubbed my face, and stood up, going to open the door - even though I didn't really want to.

[Sarah, The Flying Monkey]

As i opened the door, i realized my hand was still purple! I quickly hid it behind my back.

[Mallory]

"Hey!" Sarah smiled brightly, stepping past me into the house.

[Sarah, The Flying Monkey]

"Um, hi", I followed her, hoping reeeally hard that the sink wouldnt start talking.

[Mallory]

"Did you forget?" Sarah asked, her face was in a pout that I guess would be adorable if I wasn't so worried about the sink.

[Sarah, The Flying Monkey]

"forget what?" I asked confused, did i invite her here or something?

[Mallory]

"You said you were going to take me on a picnic!" Sarah said, sitting down - uhhh... I did?

[Sarah, The Flying Monkey]

Then of course the refridgerator started talking, could this day get anymore weird!

[Mallory]

"What is that?" Sarah demanded, standing up -she looked angry.

[Sarah, The Flying Monkey]

"Uh nothing, nothing, just Uh.... let me get the supplies for our picnic", I ran over to the fridge and started taking food out.

[Mallory]

"I thought you knew," Sarah whined, "I'm lactose intolerant."

[Olivia, everything in moderation :P]

"What is going on!!!!!!!" I cried as I freaked out. What was she saying?

[Olivia, everything in moderation :P]

(OOPS!!! I didn't realize there was page 2. Disregard my post)

[Sarah, The Flying Monkey]

I put away the milk carton and hissed to the fridge "shhhhhhhh, your not supposed to talk. Why the heck is everything talking!?". all of this was just getting waaay too weird.

[Mallory]

The fridge nodded - can a fridge nod? Well, this one did - and it almost seemed as if it was smiling - that's it. I'm totally insane.

[Olivia, everything in moderation :P]

I turned around, about to break down completely in front of Sarah.

[Mallory]

"Is everything okay?" She asked me - great, how could I reply?

[Sarah, The Flying Monkey]

"no!! everything is not ok!!!! I'm going insane and my life is messed up!!!! My fridge talks to me!!! Thats right, it talks!!! Just..Just go away! I dont even know you!" I heard myself screaming at her.

[Mallory]

"I'm your girlfriend though," Sarah said, patiently, "I'm supposed to help you through the rough times, and this is obviously a rough time."

[Sarah, The Flying Monkey]

"Rough time! Rough time! I'm not having a rough time, I'm just going completly insane!!! My sink can apparently talk to me and just look at my hand!!! Its purple!! Purple!!!" I shrieked, waving my hand in front of her face.

[Mallory]

"Well, so, you've got oddly colored skin. So what?" Sarah challenged.

[Sarah, The Flying Monkey]

"good, you see too", I said in relief.

[Olivia, everything in moderation :P]

I realized that perhaps these strange events weren't ALL bad.

[Mallory]

"Why wouldn't I see?" Sarah asked - good question...

[Sarah, The Flying Monkey]

"well, things have just been so crazy, I wanted to make sure I wasn't just imagining things" I heard myself explaing-why was I telling her all this? I didn't even know her that well!

[Olivia, everything in moderation :P]

Whatever- I was so desperate that it didn't matter, it only mattered that she was listening.

[Zandy]

(this is not another sentence. By mistake I deleted the post" English, please!" Pretend it is still there sorry. It was between what and strangely the sink started talking to me. Sorry again!)

[Zandy]

She smiled, a wicked, evil smile "How stupid can you be? I'm the old woman you saw before.. I just took on the form of Sarah!" She said, as I shuddered back in disbelief. "And I am going to explain why I need you, and your going to cooperate".

[Mallory]

Oohkaaaaay... I was officially, totally, and completely weirded out - and really missing Sarah.

[Mallory]

((Aw man, I really liked Sarah xP))

[Olivia, everything in moderation :P]

"Oh no, not again!" I wailed.

[Sarah, The Flying Monkey]

"Why are you bothering me!! Why did you turn my hand purple and why are random objects talking!! I want answers! NOW!" I demanded.