There is no Enemies List

[Rusty]

With the help of Amanda’s latest poll, I am compiling an Enemies List. But, owing to a lack of forethought, the GR team has not created an Enemies List wherein I can conveniently display them. What the hell is up with that?

[Amanda]

Stop making me laugh this much! You're gonna give me a coronary!

[Rusty]

Sarcasm will only bump you to the top of the list, sister.

In case you were sincere: this will not get you off the list....sister.

[Amanda]

No, no. Totally sincere. I'm actually in a good mood today. (Well, for the next 20 minutes until I have to go to the grocery store. Stupid yuppies in their stupid SUVs with uncontrollably loud children.)

[[deleted user]]

Enemies of mine: Teachers who are fucking bitches to kids and proud of it.

"I told him, NO! You are going to sit here until it's DONE!!! Stop crying! Breathe. BREATHE!!!!"

[Rusty]

I'm torn, Tambo. I wouldn't want someone screaming at my kid, but I really hated the kids when I was a teacher (middle school). I guess the moral of the story is; if you hate kids, get out of the teaching game. That's what I did.

Oddly enough, I haven't considered giving myself a vasectomy since I gave up teaching. What a coincidence.

[[deleted user]]

Your moral of the story is sound. Who ever heard of a vet that hates animals?

P.S. I hate middle schoolers, too. Following your moral, I stay far, far away!

[David]

I know a fireman who loves setting fires. Do I win something?

[Novi]

That's probably why he becomes a fireman - a pyromaniac..

Kids in smaller groups may be tolerable, but in big groups... ugh! And I think middle schoolers are so annoying because they are in that age where they think they're not children anymore in the most childish way. Hate them too!

[Tom]

I hate children because i spent ten years of my life working in toy stores. HATE HATE HATE HATE. People used to ask me why i worked in a toy store if i hated kids, and i'd tell them cause and effect...