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Books With A Letter Missing--Will someone please play with me??
smetchie wrote: "Suefly wrote: "'Lice in Wonderland'---a short story of the adventure(s) of the under reported population of lice in Wonderland. Eww."Hey that was one of Huffington Post's top tweets. You rock Su..."
Ha...Ty.
Go Is Not Great: A disgruntled player attempts to discredit the traditional Chinese game.
One Hundred Ears of Solitude: A loner shuns all companionship, locking herself in a room with nothing but 100 ears of corn.
Rome and Juliet: A young lady explores the great capital city.
The C*nt of Monte Cristo: That lady's a real bitch if you eat her sandwich.
Oh, the Places You'll O!: A children's guide to public intercourse.
Oooh, I like the Monte Cristo one. That's one of my favorite stories.
Little Omen: The girls of the March family meet a young man named Damien and vie for his attention.
The Lord of the Lies: A controversial book that exposes the little known title fought over by all political candidates.
Brave New Word: An attempt to compile a cohesive dictionary of the texting language.
Goodnight Moo: A scandalous barnyard tale of bovine love.
Madame Ovary - wherein she meets the Messieurs Testicles.
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Lobstergirl wrote: "Omg, how could we forget Mme Ovary! We even called her that in high school."I was surprised it hadn't been mentioned already. That's all I got right now.
The Cock of Gold: King Midas suffers a masturbation injury.
Georgy Orgy: As a lad, 'G' was known for kissing girls and making them cry. Later, he took it to another level.
Pre-Cordial Hump: A little knocking of the boots gives Susie a thirst for a shot of Drambuie.
The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie SocietyThe Guernsey Literary and Potato Pee Pie Society: A group of fetishists gathers monthly for book reviews and the worst dessert treat ever.
Oh, there are so many books with "lass" in the title. Tempting!
How do I make a book picture come up ?
Leak House. Charles Dickens' epic tale of a poor family---he's fond of poor families---who can't afford to fix their leaky roof!Followed by
Tar Trek! If no one else will help, the family goes trekking to find their own tar to fix the roofAnd the trilogy ends with
Tar Wars ! Not enough tar found to fix all those leaky roofs! Conflict ensues!
The Ill on the Floss! Don't share your floss or your toothbrush! (EWWWW)
Animal Arm I recommend this book for vetrinary specialists only!
The Shadow of the Win: A Surreal tale of gambling addiction
The Big Seep: Solve the mystery of what I'm standing in.
The Five People You Meet in Heave: Someone's in here! (or just leave me alone to vomit in peace)
Goodbye, Mr. Hips: or Lose the Love Handles, Dude--a weight loss guide for the modern man.
Angerous Liaisons Things people do that piss me off.
And the hippos were oiled in their tanks Hippo wrestling takes over the world.
The beat in the jungle A man is consumed by fear of an unknown brand of music.
How to be goo A guide to being the slimiest you can be.
Brie Encounter: A reckless weekend spent with a ripe cheese.
A visit from the goo squad: Sequel to How to be goo
Eat, Pray, LoveEat, pry, love: Because seeing how someone else changed their life is much more fun than doing it yourself.
Jane eye: What if Jane Eyre and Mr. Rochester had never reconnected and he had taken a guide dog?
Life of I: Who cares about tigers on rafts, let's talk about ME.
War and pace: A guide on how to keep readers interested for over 1000 pages.
Rabbi at Rest: Everyone needs a vacation once in a while.
Breaking Dan: It took four books by Stephenie Meyer to crush Dan's spirits.
All Quit on the Western Front: Both sides simultaneously surrender in this revisionist history of World War I.
Fear of Lying. Send a copy to your favorite politician.
I know why the Aged Bird sings--he's too old to fly!
janine wrote: "Breaking Dan: It took four books by Stephenie Meyer to crush Dan's spirits."
This one kills me!!!
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On Quixote: Autobiographical account of the events leading up to Sancho Panza's one night of blissful, taboo, love.
This game is the greatest! I'm so glad you funny people are playing with me. I tried various mediums before this with no response. I should have known to come to TC FIRST!
The Lion, The Itch, and the Wardrobe: The closet is no place for a big handsome cat to live.
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Books mentioned in this topic
The Disappearing Spoon: And Other True Tales of Madness, Love, and the History of the World from the Periodic Table of the Elements (other topics)The Lucky One (other topics)
The Sex Lives of Cannibals: Adrift in the Equatorial Pacific (other topics)
Anansi Boys (other topics)
Animal Farm (other topics)
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Ye of the Needle: An 18th century labor organizer attempts to rouse seamstresses on an isolated island in the North Sea.