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Books With A Letter Missing--Will someone please play with me??
Bossy Ants: When the bastards make you ruin your own picnic.
The Da Vinci Cod: The loaves weren't that big of a deal. The fish on the other hand...
The Pigeon Finds a Ho Dog: A book about cross-species love and prostitution- for children.
A Ear in Provence: I hear French people
The Torn Birds: Should they fly south for the winter?
Ehhh, it's hard to say- They've always wanted to see New York at Christmastime.
The Thor Birds: Crows with hammers. Pretty much the worst birds ever.
The Elegance of the Hedgeho
the story of a glamorous suburban neighborhood prostitute
Gunn's Golden Rules:Life's Little Lesson's for Making It Wok: Making stir fry out of last night's pajamas and a bedsheet.
Kristina wrote: "The Torn Birds: Should they fly south for the winter?
Ehhh, it's hard to say- They've always wanted to see New York at Christmastime.
The Thor Birds: Crows wit..."
Good one!
All The Pretty HosesThe sequel to The Elegance of the Hedgeho
RandomAnthony wrote: "All The Pretty HosesThe sequel to The Elegance of the Hedgeho"
BHAHAHAHAH!
The Hose of the Spirits: just because you're dead doesn't mean the lawn has to be.
Her Earful Symmetry: No seriously. Her ears are identical.
The Rapes of Wrath
and you thought The Depression was rough
Loo Group: A tale of sisterly bonding in front of the restaurant bathroom mirror.
A Tree Rows in Brooklyn, a tree from the rough side of town fights to become a member of a posh crew team.
Grasshopper on the Rod and other genital afflictions
smetchie wrote: "Grasshopper on the Rod and other genital afflictions"
HAHAHAHA!
So far my favorite, by far, is The Pigeon Finds a Ho Dog.
'Lice in Wonderland'---a short story of the adventure(s) of the under reported population of lice in Wonderland. Eww.
Sinny Dip: A recipe for disaster; sour cream, sloth, pride, garlic powder, lust and a dash of pepper.
'Skinny Itch': a diet program aimed at reducing the sizes of itches.
Pop Joan: A grandfather's surgical journey to womanhood.
A Confederacy of Duces : We're out bitches!
Britomart wrote: "A Tree Rows in Brooklyn, a tree from the rough side of town fights to become a member of a posh crew team."It's so hard being a tree from the wrong side of the tracks.
Kristina wrote: "Pop Joan: A grandfather's surgical journey to womanhood."
HAH! We did that one at bookclub last night but I couldn't think of a funny tagline for it.
(please write a blog Kristina. really, you're a talented motherfucking woman)
Suefly wrote: "'Lice in Wonderland'---a short story of the adventure(s) of the under reported population of lice in Wonderland. Eww."Hey that was one of Huffington Post's top tweets. You rock Suefly!
Atilda: A smart little girl and some Huns plunder the Balkans and invade Italy.
Roo: A kangaroo makes the difficult transition from zoo captive to the outback.
"Can I bring my friends 'water bucket' and 'metal bars'?" No Roo, you have to leave them behind.
Kristina wrote: "Britomart wrote: "A Tree Rows in Brooklyn, a tree from the rough side of town fights to become a member of a posh crew team."It's so hard being a tree from the wrong side of the tracks."
In the trailer for the movie adaptation-
Preppy Boy 1: You people think you can ruffle a few feathers and get whatever you want???
Tree: I'm not a person!
Watership Don: organized crime on the high seas
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The Urn of the Screw: Upon seeing the ghost of a former governess, the present governess, enjoying a rambunctious bout of sex with her young student, knocks over a 16th century urn in sheer terror.
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The Ma in the High Castle: The Nazis and the Japanese rule America, and a maternal pioneer woman living in a secret location might hold the answers to a riddle.
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The Pies of Warsaw: Baked goods play a huge role in Warsaw on the eve of World War II.
The Unger Games - Felix decided that he has had enough and he is pissed. Oscar better watch his back.
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Dad Until Dark: When dusk falls, Dad's genitalia fall off and he grows breasts.
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Where Angels Fear to Read: Embarrassed by their illiteracy, angels refuse to have books around.
The Hack: Biography of shit-writer William P. (Wm. Paul) Young.
The Ape of Europa: With the common currency and economic union headed down the tubes, only Koko can save the troubled continent.
LG- I love them all!!Jonathan- And Koko has to do it with ASL!!
Smetch, what a great thread!!
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Lady Chatterley's Over: She was so trendy for awhile, but now no one wants to invite her to parties.
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The Capegoat: A goat living on Cape Cod has an evil doppelgänger.
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Kennedy's Bran: The intriguing mystery of where JFK's morning bowl of bran disappeared to.
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The Cow Who Fell in the Anal: A cow with wanderlust (you can say that again) learns her lesson when she falls into a disturbing anal crevasse and has undreamed-of adventures. Ages 4-8.
Kafka on the Sore: An existentialist bitten on the ass by a passing black widow.
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The Remains of the Da: An Irish father's body lies in a front parlor as guests come and go.
One With the Wind: The epic tale of a young southern woman finding peace within the fury of a storm.
The Greatest Night: A young man achieves multiple orgasms while eating pizza, drinking beer and watching sports on TV.
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The Rod: After an unimaginable nuclear holocaust, the only living things left are two ants, who walk back and forth along a rod hoping to find a crumb.
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You remove one letter from a book title to make it something new.
Sow Falling on Cedars: When pigs don't fly.
PLAY WITH ME!
*okay I tried for like a minute and got frustrated.