This is not The Haters Club You're Looking For discussion
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I hate that science has proven that females are EVIL...but it has!
What is science going to prove next - that poop stinks?
"girls require money"? that is so sad you guys.
Where can I find these men with money?
I've supported every boyfriend! Every boyfriend!
There's your mistake, Sarah. Apparently, you are going against the natural order of things.
I have a problem with the math. First he says that "girls require time and money" and he turns that into Money x Time when really it should be Money + Time. For it to be Money x Time it would have to read "girls require money per time," in which case we would be talking about prostitutes.
Thank you Dave, I too noticed the smudging of the mathematical formula. He tried to slip it past us, but he's still in the theoretical stage without proof.
Math Schmath. I'm not a number!!!!!!
This is my 500th comment in THC!!!The rest is silence.
Don't go! I'll delete your old posts if I have to.
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KD is into death metal, so he probably likes them evil.
Money per time would be Divided By not Multiplied.$/t
Also, Sarah's experience is my own. My next boyfriend better have a goddamn job. A well-paying one.
Even though I'm whining, I think Message 1 is funny.
Me too. I just got miffed because where are the men who spend money on girls?!
Maybe I need to be more shallow!
My first "date" told me he couldn't find his wallet when we were at dinner! He was lying!
My senior year boyfriend was on free lunch and had these lunch tickets. He worked really part time at Cinnabon because he was usually either in football or wrestling. He'd take every check and go put money towards his letterman jacket. Sometimes he'd pay for a movie, but I paid for his lunch almost every day that year because who wanted cafeteria free lunch when we could go be alone in the taco bell parking lot? I also paid most of the expenses of our formal dances and I was the driver.
My next major boyfriend (Marie's brother) still owes me about $7529385749375 and his electricity (for the apartment he shares with his fiance) is STILL IN MY NAME. It was only supposed to be for one month, but it's been years.
My last boyfriend didn't have a car and worked about half an hour from my house and I picked him up almost every night! An hour of driving and I never batted an eye. I paid for most dinners and he gave me free books from Powells.
My first "date" told me he couldn't find his wallet when we were at dinner! He was lying!
My senior year boyfriend was on free lunch and had these lunch tickets. He worked really part time at Cinnabon because he was usually either in football or wrestling. He'd take every check and go put money towards his letterman jacket. Sometimes he'd pay for a movie, but I paid for his lunch almost every day that year because who wanted cafeteria free lunch when we could go be alone in the taco bell parking lot? I also paid most of the expenses of our formal dances and I was the driver.
My next major boyfriend (Marie's brother) still owes me about $7529385749375 and his electricity (for the apartment he shares with his fiance) is STILL IN MY NAME. It was only supposed to be for one month, but it's been years.
My last boyfriend didn't have a car and worked about half an hour from my house and I picked him up almost every night! An hour of driving and I never batted an eye. I paid for most dinners and he gave me free books from Powells.
Yay penniless losers!
Except, could they just pay a little more? There's a balance, I think.
Except, could they just pay a little more? There's a balance, I think.
Marie, you're probably better off not dating a guy who has a hair dryer, let alone gets mad when you accidentally drop in the toilet (I assume it was accidentally.)
Oh yeah and yay penniless losers like me!
Fuck penniless losers! I want to eat sushi every night and it's expensive.Penniless losers are only good for passionate love affairs. Fine by me.
Penniless losers are called penniless losers for a reason. If they can’t figure out how to get a job; are you sure the can figure out where to stick/lick it for your little PLA’s?Marie… a hair dryer… are you kidding! I don’t care how much money he had, he was a looser. In the future when you find a hair dryer in your man’s possessions then it is time to give him walking papers.
Sounds to me like the Portland ladies are still looking for men in the Taco Bell parking lot (that, or the hair salon). You might want to branch out. Maybe you could try the Carl’s Jr. parking lot next.
Good Lord, Nick! You know how to take ANY appeal out of sex!!! OH MY GOD, YOU ARE DISGUSTING!!!
Also, PL's DO know what's happening in the physical realm--it's all they got!
Rusty, you're right. I'm getting an art museum membership and I'm going to hang out there every weekend looking sexy.
Also, PL's DO know what's happening in the physical realm--it's all they got!
Rusty, you're right. I'm getting an art museum membership and I'm going to hang out there every weekend looking sexy.
No Marie, you find the guy in the parking lot, first. Chat him up, he pays, and your budget is completely unaffected. If he turns out to be an idiot – hey, at least you got a free meal.
Damnit, now I’m hungry for Carl’s Jr.
Oh, so you're TARGETING penniless losers?!Well....if I see you in the parking lot, I'll be happy to buy you lunch, but your penniless loser is on his own.
Not sure if you're serious, but Rusty does not make those kind of insinuations. If you’ll notice, he does not even flirt on the nets. That's just not his SOP.
SOP - Standard Operating ProcedureI'm not claiming to be an upstanding guy - I just have an online code of behavior (which includes what I mentioned), as I imagine every one else does.
as I imagine every one else doesHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!! I have never laughed so heartily in all my life! Code of Behavior. Ohhhhh, that's a good one. Ok. Wow. Man, that was funny. I feel like I just did sit-ups for a hour. HA! Shit, Rusty, that's funny.
Amanda, don’t make me drive to North Carolina. I have no compunctions about slashing your tires and starting a bonfire with your Twilight books.
If I toss on the Anita Blakes, we'll have time for marshmallows, too!Edit: Vegetarian ones...
If I toss on my copy of Pilgrims' Progress, we can cook a turkey.Edit: turkey, not tofurkey
This thread is an instant classic. I nominate KD to Chair of THC School of Science. Bravo KD!
Re message #36, Marie: I am actually not into 3-ways thank you very much. I know it sounds crazy, but here it is. There is way too much going on during a 3-way. Too many boobies, too many holes, it is very distracting. When there is three someone is getting left out. It is a wash, I’ll pass. I prefer to lighten the world one women at a time.And Leave my inverted skeletal thruster alone~! Don’t knock it, you have never had the pleasure of trying it. You missed your chance at PNBA }:-p
Nick, you forgot to describe exactly what an inverted skeletal thruster is.
I can not just reveal trade secrets in public. Right now my wife has exclusive rights to that particular orgasmic rollercoaster. So you will have to wait until she gives me the boot. Then I will be willing to give demonstrations, because words just can not describe, honest. }:-D
I hate that that is kinda exciting. I really, really hate it.*sigh*
This is my most favorite thread EVER because TWO men have admitted to having thresholds when it comes to things sexual and/or private. Yay! there is hope!!!
Me sexual deviancy knows no bounds... It is just restricted to my wife that is all. I'm freaky.
That again;)It's a disease, i can't help it.
I have a seven inch threshold myself. Others?
Is it me, or does seven inches seem kind of small for a doorstep?
Doorsteps have a smaller standard rise than regular steps?I guess they do... Why, though? That's dumb.
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Genius.