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message 1: by [deleted user] (new)

I need some basic stuff and I can't just pop down the road, I have to go to Target because I have no money and only a Target card. And it's a Target card with only a $200 limit and I've been living off of it this week! And also, I still haven't bought my best friend Marie a birthday present. And also, my brain-damaged friend I haven't seen in years just treated me to dinner and I was sooooooooo relieved because I had to run home real quick before the dinner to get $10 from my sister in order to purchase a sandwich. And also, the 1-888 phone numbers are calling me, again, which means they want my blood money, of which I have none. And I'm supposed to be starting a savings account for Paris next Summer, but I have to pay people back and pay all my bills at once. Thank God for my SugarMama Marie, who has purchased various things for me this month, including a trip to San Francisco on the third and tickets to Mortified tomorrow night and various beers.

1 week till payday!!!!!!!! And then 1 day until it's gone.


message 2: by [deleted user] (new)

Can everyone please purchase a "Save Montambo" t-shirt? Proceeds go to a VERY needy cause.


message 3: by Malbadeen (new)

Malbadeen Sarah!!!! I hate your stupid fucking dumb ass Target card. What the hell are you getting there that I don't have. GIVE ME A BREAK!!! Using that thing hurts all in the long run. DON'T RACK UP DEBT BEFORE PARIS!!!
Whatever with my present! peaches and chapstick and flowers...what more could I need? To have a super great friend that makes me laugh as hard as I did in junior high, let's me rant like a crazy woman and throws imprompute parties for my kids - FUCK MONETARY GIFTS.
I HATE them. don't need them!
Now seriously cut that square thing up. NOW!!! and get a good night sleep so we can have fun tomorrow night (by the by tell shelley the details in case I forget).


message 4: by [deleted user] (new)

Marie, it only has a $200 limit. I needed string cheese and face cleanser and shampoo and labels for the label maker.

Oh man, we're going to laugh SO HARD tomorrow night! Yes! Exactly what I need. Plus booze.


Reads with Scotch I'm going to let this percolate a bit; I'll be back with some venomous rancor.


message 6: by [deleted user] (new)

Oh good. I'll go read for five minutes. It's my limit.


message 7: by [deleted user] (new)

At least no money means no cigarette purchasing. That's one thing that Marie won't sponsor me for. I haven't had my own pack in over a week.


message 8: by Malbadeen (new)

Malbadeen I have string cheese AND shampoo.
you can use soap like the rest of us for a few days - you'd live, I promise.
and I still have that unused gift certificate to Office Max from the church that pissed me off.

cut the damn thing up. 200 limit. no limit on the amount of interest you can accrue. Need I remind you of your dads 5 billion dollar bbq?!

yes to laughing. no to booze. I mean for me. I am absolutely the designated driver tomorrow as well as the early to bed right now.

GOODNIGHT!


message 9: by [deleted user] (new)

BONSOIR!


message 10: by Malbadeen (new)

Malbadeen bye the bye I hate that you smoke but I LOVED when you asked Larry for one and then took two and put one behind your ear. ha ha ha ha ha!!!


message 11: by [deleted user] (new)

hahahahahahahHA!


message 12: by Amanda (new)

Amanda (randymandy) Sarah's quitting smoking.
So is Alfonso.
And maybe Nick.
You can do it. I quit last week.


message 13: by Tom (new)

Tom Foolery (tomfoolery) I quit smoking all the time. You can too!


message 14: by Daniel (new)

Daniel Bunch of quitters.


message 15: by Amanda (new)

Amanda (randymandy) Thanks Bunny D.


message 16: by [deleted user] (new)

Without cigarettes, what will I do to look cool?


message 17: by Amanda (new)

Amanda (randymandy) Tattoos


message 18: by Dave (new)

Dave Russell Carry around a switchblade.


message 19: by Rusty (new)

Rusty (rustyshackleford) | 2198 comments You could pack around a big ghettoblaster all the time, and jam to your favorite Benny Prince tunes.


message 20: by [deleted user] (new)

You guys are awesome. I'm going to do all those things at once.


Jackie "the Librarian" What do you mean, Sarah? Librarians have an air of coolness around them at all times... No further effort is required on your part.

But you would look cute in a hat.


message 22: by [deleted user] (new)

Okay. And without cigarettes, what do I do to fill the god-shaped hole?


Just kidding! I'm not even that addicted! It's gonna be easy-peasy.


Jackie "the Librarian" Sugarless gum?


message 24: by Rusty (new)

Rusty (rustyshackleford) | 2198 comments re #24

I think we would all agree that we need a picture of that.


message 25: by Daniel (new)

Daniel **heh heh**


message 26: by Amanda (new)

Amanda (randymandy) Hee hee! VJ said "on top!"


Reads with Scotch I have quit quitting... See this is what I have been talking about. Once you allow yourself to quit something then you start quitting everything.


message 28: by Amanda (new)

Amanda (randymandy) He's quitting smoking.


message 29: by [deleted user] (new)

I thought he quit quitting.


message 30: by EvilNick (new)

EvilNick who quit first base?

I managed to quit smoking cigarettes easily. Overnight in fact. But gosh, I don't think I could quit smoking cigars


message 31: by Amanda (new)

Amanda (randymandy) who is a moron. Who quits first base? (Is that kissing? or feeling up?)


message 32: by [deleted user] (new)

Kissing is first base. Who quit it? Just because someone doesn't currently have a kiss life doesn't mean that he/she quit!


message 33: by [deleted user] (new)

P.S. Kissing is the best thing in the world.


message 34: by Amanda (last edited Sep 21, 2008 08:05PM) (new)

Amanda (randymandy) Who could quit second because what is there
edit: couldn't


message 35: by [deleted user] (new)

Huh?


message 36: by Tom (new)

Tom Foolery (tomfoolery) I don't know.


message 37: by [deleted user] (new)

Third base is the kinky one.


message 38: by Tom (new)

Tom Foolery (tomfoolery) Bah.


message 39: by Daniel (new)

Daniel 3rd base is bukkake right?

Because first base is just missionary for me.


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