Why the bleep am I still getting zits? WARNING: revolting material inside!

[Lori]

I'm 52 frakkin years old!!! And the ones I get tend to be the atrocious under the skin big ones. Not popable!

There's nothing like popping a ripe zit, tho.

[Lori]

I've got the combo skin package. Super dry in all the places that wrinkle, oily in the places that I don't the oil.

[Lori]

Is a pepperoni like one of those boil ones, you know, just brewing up a mess underneath the skin with no possible eruption for a few unremitting days?

And you'd think by now with my supposed wisdom and maturity I'd wait, but nooooo, I just can't and thus make it all much much worse!

[Reads with Scotch]

Just be thankful you don't have to deal with backnie, or buttnie. I am thankful that I don't have to worry about my hair migrating from my head t the rest of my body.

[Daniel]

"Why the bleep am I still getting zits?"

Because you touch yourself?

/We're missing the hate in here!

[David]

Try soap, it really helps!

[Erin]

I hear salt works too (like the bar of it, not regular table salt)