What is going on in hate land! What can be so important?

[Reads with Scotch]

It has been a cold quiet place around here lately. What has everyone been up to, why are you allowing the world to interfere with your playful hate?

[[deleted user]]

Today's the first day of school!

[Reads with Scotch]

yucky! We don't need no education

Teacher! leave them kids alone!

[[deleted user]]

Don't you remember the days of the old school yard?
We used to laugh a lot.

[Reads with Scotch]

Blah! I think you have been licking the toad again.

[Dave]

When we had imaginings
And we had warm toast with tea
And we laughed and needed love?
Yes, I do
And I rememeber you.

[[deleted user]]

yay!

sigh.

[Reads with Scotch]

Ah! More poetry... I don't do poetry Montambo.

[[deleted user]]

It's a song, dork. Cat Stevens.

[Reads with Scotch]

Same thing. :p

[[deleted user]]

You don't do songs?

Refer to message 3, oh dorkedylicious one.

[Reads with Scotch]

Correction, I don't do bad songs.... eh ok, that isn't true either.

[[deleted user]]

You lose; just face it.

[Reads with Scotch]

God gets what god wants

God help us all :)

[[deleted user]]

I am the champion, my friend.

[Reads with Scotch]

Perhaps... I am neither agreeing nor denying that statement.

[Malbadeen]

Hey Mc.Fly that was another reference to a song you just missed and it's a butt rock song from dorkville so based on your previous sharing of music I think you should be more than familiar with it.

[Reads with Scotch]

Well, I was dancing on queen but wasn't 100% so I passed. Instead of hounding me sheriff I think you should go police that other thread, I believe someone just attempted to call you Carlie again...

I shot the sheriff


Run along…

[Reads with Scotch]

You must have consumed some powerful hallucinogens or something, Marie.

[Reads with Scotch]

TLA? Is this some term used by THC abusers?


Oh Sarah told me something that I want to confirm with you Marie... Is the following really your motto? “THC it works for me!"

[Rusty]

Now that is the cutest motto I have ever seen.

[Reads with Scotch]

That's how you know it came from Montambo.

[[deleted user]]

True Love Always. Duh.

[[deleted user]]

Even NICK is out, today?! What gives?

[Rusty]

I’m a poor substitute, but how about this, Montambo: I hate your music. I think Bonnie Prince should be pistol-whipped. And if I see you or Marie driving, I will run you off the road without a second thought – Marie for her terrible driving, and you for driving a scooter.

[[deleted user]]

That'll do.

[[deleted user]]

And you're cliche', Rusty. A right-winger that hates hippies? Your fantasies include French Maids? You're into Jennifer Aniston? CLICHE-VILLE!!!

[[deleted user]]

RE: Msg 15

I believe you meant to say "Steve is the Champion, my friend"

(and I went bicycling yesterday, 'cuz I just wanna ride my bicycle)

[[deleted user]]

At? Being a poor sport?

You got mud on your face. A big disgrace.

[Jackie "the Librarian"]

Sarah could kick your can all over the place, Steve.

[[deleted user]]

You wish! Steve will, Steve will rock you Montambo!

[[deleted user]]

I remember everything.

You hear that, Haters? EVERYTHING!!!

[Jackie "the Librarian"]

Oh, yeah? Then tell us, where'd you put your camera?

[[deleted user]]

Oh shit.

[Rusty]

Now I imagine Sarah with spreadsheets on each of us, methodically working out our identities, locations, and weaknesses, for the sole purpose of wreaking havoc.

She’s probably the one who released the nasty virus at Nick’s workplace, tried to get Alfonso transferred to the unfamiliar store, and she’s undoubtedly the one who talked my doctor into checking my prostate the other day. For that alone, I can never forgive you, Sarah.

[Reads with Scotch]

Rusty, Do you really think she was behind that super bug? I'm watching you Montambo! I have an extra cross and spikes And I'm pretty sure rusty has a hammer... we can throw you up in a couple of minutes.

[[deleted user]]

[Rusty]

Oh, I’ve got a hammer, and garlic. It’s always the last one you’d suspect – the sweet little librarian.

[Reads with Scotch]

In retaliation, I just might have to set up a book burning ceremony.

[Rusty]

I take that no response by Sarah, as an admission of guilt.

[[deleted user]]

[Rusty]

Confirmed.

[Reads with Scotch]

I concur with your conclusion, Rusty.

[Rusty]

That’s right Donna, always looking out for #1.

Can’t be bothered to warn your fellow haters, so Nick can avoid months of illness, and I can avoid being violated by a 74 year old man who looks like Yoda.

[Reads with Scotch]

Well, I have always known, Donna to be a self centered type. I should have known better then to leave my defences down. Live and learn I suppose. :)

[Reads with Scotch]

What were you violated with?

[Reads with Scotch]

mmm so would leaving a trail of old cameras work aswell? I know she always looses those.

[Rusty]

Nick, re: #50

I don’t really remember. I immediately began the process of blocking it out. I’ve said it before, but I really think medical science needs to get off its ass, and develop a non-invasive way of checking for prostate cancer.