I hate being embarrassed

[Megan]

I hate looking like an idiot in front of people, and I hate that I care that I look like an idiot. This happened to me twice yesterday.

After working 3 hours later then I should have been at work, I really wanted a cup of coffee, so I stopped at a gas station on my way home from work. I go to take my wallet out of my purse, and somehow my birth control pills come flying out of my purse with my wallet and land on the counter. I freeze for a good 5 seconds before my brain starts working again and pick them up and toss them back into my purse. The cashier smiled but didn't say anything so I thought I was safe. I made the mistake of looking over my shoulder as I left the store, and there were 4 guys in line behind me that were still looking at me with stupid little smirks on their faces. Assholes.

So I finally get home (after getting stuck on the highway twice behind tractors going 20 mph, hey, this is Iowa, it happens a lot) and my daughter wants to play her new game she got at her early birthday party, "Just Dance Kids" for the Wii. My husband and I are in the living room dancing to "Mickey" when my daughter walks in and yells "Hey Mommy! Your boobs are bouncing like crazy!!!" and my husband says "Yeah they are!!!".

I feel like I shouldn't even get out of bed some days to save myself whatever embarrassment is coming next.

[smetchie]

You're looking at this the wrong way, Megan. There's nothing shameful about birth control pills and bouncing boobs! Stand up proud girl!

(drinking gas station coffee and dancing to "Mickey" on the other hand...)

[Megan]

I was desperate for coffee and couldn't afford to be choosey. And as for the song, with such great hits like "mmmbop", "Hot,hot,hot", "Macarena" and "Celebrate", its hard to choose which one might make you feel slightly less stupid.

[Megan]

Teresa wrote: "Yikes that sucks!!

All I can say is at least it wasn't a tampon AND your birth control pills."

I don't think my luck is quite that bad....yet.

[The Crimson Fucker]

the hell you embarrassed about!? bouncing boobs and pills that keep kids away! you deserve an award for that!!!


but here is my advice to hide pills from the public! buy tictacs... the one that are mixed! and you take out some and place the special pills inside! that way you can take em anywhere without being embarrassed! the problem is that i did that with happy pills! yours are more serious... if i made a mistake all i'll get is nice breath! if you make a mistake you get kids!

[smetchie]

God punished her.