working with my ex husband

[Dave]

I wonder if he was wearing your gym shorts under his clothes.

[Reads with Scotch]

Have you completed a panty count? Perhaps you should give him a wedgey tomorrow and see if a fist full of your panties comes out of his pants. That would be sooooo funny.

[[deleted user]]

Why does he cut the button fly off of his jeans? Are the exposed buttons supposed to be bad ass? I don't get it.

[Reads with Scotch]

Sorry Marie, The more I hear about this guy the more I question your sanity... perhaps he drugged you at some point...

[Reads with Scotch]

Monday morning quarterbacks are always spot on...

For the record, you have already touched his mutant wonky dick so just give him the wedgey. If anyone says anything I would say hey Screw you man! This asshole gets away with murder around here… Then say something sarcastic and walk out.