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[Sara]

It's fine, until I hear, "Sara Anne!" Then I know I'm in trouble!

[Jenn]

Sara wrote: "It's fine, until I hear, "Sara Anne!" Then I know I'm in trouble!"

Omg!
My name is Jennifer Ann!
Common 80's name but yeah, even being a mom now, I still get it thrown my way by my parents...

[Sara]

No "y" and no "e" for you, no "h" and with "e" for me, LOL!

[Jenn]

Sara wrote: "No "y" and no "e" for you, no "h" and with "e" for me, LOL!"

What are the odds?
Lmao!

[Vered]

Sara - seriously that is one very cool name...

[Sarah]

Sara wrote: "... And I was always last in school, alphabetically. "

As was I (Yoffa, Youngblood, guess I would have preceded you--and ONLY you!) Hence, part of my motivation for choosing my SF/F genre pen name (Marjorie F. Baldwin *smirk*) Then again, "Friday" has her other benefits.

[Sara]

Thankies, Vered! Sarah, yup, you would have been ahead me but I'm glad to be a Hampton too, and not just because I moved up in the alphabet. ;) My mom's was even worse: she went from Archer to Youngblood and is now Nicley (pronounced "nicely").

Dadgumit! I meant to edit that last night and was so tired I forgot. *rolls eyes*

[J.A.]

Sara wrote: " ...Nicley (pronounced "nicley").

Snigger...That amused me, that did!
JAC

[Cambria]

Awwww, Jenny, what don't you like about that??? lol.

[Jenn]

Cambria wrote: "Awwww, Jenny, what don't you like about that??? lol."

I would ban you for that if I could!

[Jenn]

I'm gonna mail you chickens instead though the courier will be a armadillo

[Cambria]

You are in a nasty mood, you nasty girl, you mail me chickens an you will get it!!!! Whats wrong with an armadillo??? I don't have anything against them. Now Emu's..... oh my. they are gross. they growl. its mean. My new code word for Emu will be Jenny.
Bah ha ha ha ha ha

[Jenn]

Cambria wrote: "You are in a nasty mood, you nasty girl, you mail me chickens an you will get it!!!! Whats wrong with an armadillo??? I don't have anything against them. Now Emu's..... oh my. they are gross. they ..."

You are so beggin for it!
Armadillos carry leprocesy and they growl. Remember my story about them chasing me?
I'm buying a chicken that hooked up with a turkey and sending you the huge ass babies!

[Jenn]

Better yet,I'll add a cheetah to the mix and you'll never outrun it!

[Amy Eye]

That would be something for the record books - and a few YouTube videos. I'm not sure if I would want a poster sized pic of Cambria's face or the armadillo and the chicken strapped together more...Decisions, Decisions...

[Cambria]

hardy har har. you girls are H-ilarious.
Strapped up chickens and armadillos....I like when things growl....except for Emu's (i mean Jenny's!! LOL)

Cheetah smeetah. bring it on girl

[Sara]

Glad I amused you, JAC! I agree, Amy, I wanna see this. LOL!

I tried to catch an armadillo in my neighbor's yard once; those boogers are really run! I'm forever trying to catch critters: possums, armadilloes, raccoons, snakes, etc. I've never outgrown my tomboy phase, teehee! If anyone wants a short story in 1st person POV about that, I can come up something eventually. Might be good for an anthology... But not the Christmas one.

[Jenn]

Cambria wrote: "hardy har har. you girls are H-ilarious.
Strapped up chickens and armadillos....I like when things growl....except for Emu's (i mean Jenny's!! LOL)

Cheetah smeetah. bring it on girl"
Get your facts straight a Jenny is actually a female donkey.
Not helping my case, I'm aware of that.
Call a truce now or face the wrath!

[Jenn]

Sara wrote: "Glad I amused you, JAC! I agree, Amy, I wanna see this. LOL!

I tried to catch an armadillo in my neighbor's yard once; those boogers are really run! I'm forever trying to catch critters: possum..."

Armadillos are crazy!
I'm alot like that with animals too.
As for the short story, I'll tell you what I've told others...
Throw in some twinkling lights, add a dash of glistening snow, hum a few bars of o holy night and viola! Your story Christmas style!

[Sara]

Hmmmm... I might even have something Christmasy to relate. But honestly, I'd have to wait on me writing anything. It is the one thing I'm shy about: my stories. I don't care if you see me naked out on our deck at night when I've let my dogs out but showing the world my stories? No way, not yet.

[Jeanine]

Sara wrote: "Hmmmm... I might even have something Christmasy to relate. But honestly, I'd have to wait on me writing anything. It is the one thing I'm shy about: my stories. I don't care if you see me naked..."

OMG!!! You are so funny! Being seen naked versus some one reading your stories! Lmao

[Cambria]

Jenn wrote: "Cambria wrote: "hardy har har. you girls are H-ilarious.
Strapped up chickens and armadillos....I like when things growl....except for Emu's (i mean Jenny's!! LOL)

Cheetah smeetah. bring it on gir..."

What is a truce? NEVER!!!!!! A female donkey? For reals? BAh ha ha ha ha hahahahaha.
I love you girl. :)

As for letting peeps read my story or be naked.... lol. I think I'll just lets them read the book. It would be safer that way. Wouldn't want to blind anyone.

[Jenn]

Being naked they only see your body, seeing your book, they could see your dreams n even your soul.
Still I'd go for naked and that's saying ALOT!

[Sara]

Jenn, we are heart-sisters, we just have to be! :D

[Sara]

We are never going to get authors to come to this site, ya know? With all of us running around naked and swinging chickens and armadillos at one another...

[Katy]

Sara wrote: "We are never going to get authors to come to this site, ya know? With all of us running around naked and swinging chickens and armadillos at one another..."

*falls off bed laughing*

[Katy]

Sara wrote: "It's fine, until I hear, "Sara Anne!" Then I know I'm in trouble!"

I'm a Kathryn Anne ... And that's WAY before the 80s! LOL In fact, Sara is just a couple weeks older than I am, IIRC.

I was almost Sara Lee ... eep!

[J.A.]

Well just between the 826 of us (at last count) the A in JAC is for Anne...Hahaha I just realised, the Ann(e)s are rivalling the MultiJenn!!

Though for the record if you'd all put some clothes on and put down the livestock I'd appreciate it. It's too cold for that sort of shenanigan here*

JAC
(*English summer, HAH! it was 5 degrees above freezing this morning. Well 5am when we left the house, but still, so much for the "season of mists and mellow fruitfulness" - half-year of drizzle and frosty chillsomeness, more like!)

[Katy]

It's cooled down a lot here, too - I mean, it's not even 80 degrees yet today!! Wow! I need to put on a jacket ...

[Sara]

It's warm here today, still kinda need the tank top and shorts. Of course it's dipping into the upper 50s tonight so I will freeze to death!

[Katy]

Sara wrote: "It's warm here today, still kinda need the tank top and shorts. Of course it's dipping into the upper 50s tonight so I will freeze to death!"

I was actually joking about the jacket ... it's still shorts' weather here, too. But compared to the 100+ we were having in July and August, this is quite cool. :-)

[Jenn]

Stephen wrote: "Sara wrote: "We are never going to get authors to come to this site, ya know? With all of us running around naked and swinging chickens and armadillos at one another..."

On the contrary. I have g..."

Epic!!!! lmao!

[Jenn]

Katy wrote: "Sara wrote: "It's warm here today, still kinda need the tank top and shorts. Of course it's dipping into the upper 50s tonight so I will freeze to death!"

I was actually joking about the jacket ...."
I know! When it hit 90 I was seriously contemplating a long sleeve shirt!

[Jenn]

Katy wrote: "Sara wrote: "It's fine, until I hear, "Sara Anne!" Then I know I'm in trouble!"

I'm a Kathryn Anne ... And that's WAY before the 80s! LOL In fact, Sara is just a couple weeks older than I am, I..."

Mmmmmmm.... Nobody doesn't like Sara lee!

[Jenn]

Sara wrote: "We are never going to get authors to come to this site, ya know? With all of us running around naked and swinging chickens and armadillos at one another..."

Awesome!

[Jenn]

Sara wrote: "Jenn, we are heart-sisters, we just have to be! :D"

Awww. You bet!

[Katy]

Jenn wrote: "Mmmmmmm.... Nobody doesn't like Sara lee! "

That, and the fear that I'd end up being called Cookie, were why I did not end up with that name. Luckily. I am SO not a Sara(h) :-)

[Jenn]

Katy wrote: "Jenn wrote: "Mmmmmmm.... Nobody doesn't like Sara lee! "

That, and the fear that I'd end up being called Cookie, were why I did not end up with that name. Luckily. I am SO not a Sara(h) :-)"

You are DEF not a cookie!

[Phil]

Cambria wrote: "You are in a nasty mood, you nasty girl, you mail me chickens an you will get it!!!! Whats wrong with an armadillo??? I don't have anything against them. Now Emu's..... oh my. they are gross. they ..."

Emu's don't growl -- or I never heard one do so. The only ones I've heard make a musical, booming sound in low register. Mind you, I never tried to pinch their eggs -- that might make daddy growl (since daddy is the one who hatches and raises the chicks while mum goes off enjoying herself).

[Jenn]

Phil wrote: "Cambria wrote: "You are in a nasty mood, you nasty girl, you mail me chickens an you will get it!!!! Whats wrong with an armadillo??? I don't have anything against them. Now Emu's..... oh my. they ..."

*sticks tongue out at cambria*

[Jenn]

J.A. wrote: "Well just between the 826 of us (at last count) the A in JAC is for Anne...Hahaha I just realised, the Ann(e)s are rivalling the MultiJenn!!

Though for the record if you'd all put some clothes on..."

I don't mind the multi Ann since I'm that too ;)

[Jenn]

Stephen wrote: "Sara wrote: "We are never going to get authors to come to this site, ya know? With all of us running around naked and swinging chickens and armadillos at one another..."

On the contrary. I have g..."

A chicken to remember
White chicken
Zoodillo
Days of chicken
Top armadillo
The davinci chicken
Law abiding armadillo
Dont be naked in south central while drinkin your juice in the hood
Meet Joe chicken
Death at a dillo
Legends of the naked....
Just to name a few.....

[Cassie]

Phil wrote: "Cambria wrote: "You are in a nasty mood, you nasty girl, you mail me chickens an you will get it!!!! Whats wrong with an armadillo??? I don't have anything against them. Now Emu's..... oh my. they ..."

See, Emus ARE smart! :-)

[Jenn]

Cassie - Gathering Leaves wrote: "Phil wrote: "Cambria wrote: "You are in a nasty mood, you nasty girl, you mail me chickens an you will get it!!!! Whats wrong with an armadillo??? I don't have anything against them. Now Emu's........"

*grins*

[Katy]

And Stephen - you're a nut!

[Vered]

Unreal. I go away for 24 hours, and everyone goes mad. MAD, I tell you. I think we should just cut and paste all these comments and put that in the collection and be done with it. We have the Christmas dinner (chickens, turkey), a few barn yard animals (well, emus kinda count in some parts of the world), some snow and glitter thrown in. There, we're done...

[Jenn]

Vered wrote: "Unreal. I go away for 24 hours, and everyone goes mad. MAD, I tell you. I think we should just cut and paste all these comments and put that in the collection and be done with it. We have the Chris..."

Fab idea!

[Barbara]

Jenn wrote: "Vered wrote: "Unreal. I go away for 24 hours, and everyone goes mad. MAD, I tell you. I think we should just cut and paste all these comments and put that in the collection and be done with it. We ..."

And I'll make the book trailer with all our avatars! :-D

[Vered]

Awesome - we have a plan, people...

[Jenn]

Vered wrote: "Awesome - we have a plan, people..."

That seriously would be epic!