I hate "spring"

[smetchie]

If you could even call what we're experiencing spring. It should really be called "HAHAH-Sucker-You-Thought-It-Was-Going-To-Get-Warm-But-Fuck-You-Because-I-Do-What-I-Want."

Spring is the biggest cocktease in the universe.

[Rusty]

That's how it is wherever I am. The temperature will get up to 40 or 50 and I'll think "alright, this bitch is finally warming up to me", then bam! Back to freezing. The most annoying thing is that the trunk of my car has been frozen shut for a couple months now. When I finally get that whore open it's going to be like a time capsule. I have no idea what's in there at this point.

Probably that library book that came up missing.

[Reads with Scotch]

I'll switch with you oddhat... you would end up being disappointed though.