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I hate the evolution theory and the creationist theory!!!
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Well, actually we would probably be allot better off if we didn’t come so close to extinction way back when… what 10-20 thousand years ago? We were beat down almost into extinction; Estimates say we were down to close to 30k. So our gene pool was severely reduced. (The Bottle neck) Everyone that is alive today can trace their genome back to within 40-60 “base” DNA models. Basically what this means is everything that is “human” today came from a very limited genome. How knows what was lost when the bottle neck happened. We basically had to reset our evolution. Stupid bottle necks.
Alfonso, it seems your problem isn't with evolution vs. creationism. It's that you're having body image issues. Regardless of how you got your body, your unhappy with it. My advice: be thankful you're not me. I can't even stand for more than 10 minutes without getting winded.
I have not Donna, But it looks like something I might want to add to my wifes "Babe get me please" list.
So Nick, what you saying is…. That a long time ago a lot of people died… and my great great great great great great great… grandfather was horney but only his sister was around and he went for it… and now we all come from this big incestuous orgy… and that’s the reason why now I have an inferior telomerase and also the reason why I’m dumb???
Well, I wouldn't say it is the reason you are dumb, or even that you are dumb. But other then that yeah that is pretty much the gist of it. What you see today is the product of 10,ooo years of inbreeding.
Meaning that It don’t matter who I fuck, I’m always fucking my cousin????? Dude you sick!!! That’s it I’m going with the creationist!!! Wait there was only Adam and Eva and Lilith!!! FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK I’VE BEEN FUCKING MY COUSINS!!!!! NASTY!!!
Actually, Men are a genetic mutation. So technically women came first, so we (men) are the next step in evolution. Ha HA Montambo me and Alfonso are people 1.1 :D
Ok Montambo then what is the truth??? Cuz next time I’m fucking somebody… I don’t wanna be thinking… that I’m a person inside another person (weird) and on top of that that person that I’m the other person inside happens to be my cousin!!! (does that makes sense???)
Well you really are cousins... but you are cousins removed 40-60 times.
I say 40-60 because pending on who (dr. researcher whatever) the number changes. It is defiantly less then 100 though. So you know, just so you know.
ok I wanna hear from the creationist now… is there anyway out?? some new interpretation of the holy books! Please tell me that I haven’t been fucking my cousins!!! And that I aint dumb cuz grampa was a horny freak!!! Did anybody read this: http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/59... ?
No you are right Montambo, But what I am saying is those millions of interchangeable genes are from the same base group. As an example there are some geneticists that believe humans (some) had multi color hair, matching the spectrum of light (red, blue, and brown, green you get the picture). But the code is lost because of the bottle neck. So we are still evolving but at a much reduced rate. And yeah were all cousin fuckers.
Jesus, I know I don’t believe in you… I know about those jokes that I did about you on the cross and the erections, and the cursing, and the BO, and well let me stop here… but if you there… and you can get me out of this big incestuous orgy… I promise I won’t point and laugh at people when they tell me they believe in god… I’m pass the denial stage… and in the bargaining stage… sad =(
I’ma give you your props on this one Nick… I think this time you did manage to ruin my almost nonexistent sex life!!!
If we're ALL cousin fuckers, does that mean i can't feel superior to people from Arkansas anymore?
Feel superior all you want. Just because were family doesn't mean we have to get along. Also add the lack of caution of ones life... like LSD, alcohol abuse whatever, causes damage and thus can reduce your genetic codes efficiency to copy code to a new fetus... so you know who knows.
and you're screwing your cousin.
I have to challenge your logic on this one Donna. Let’s call these groups of people one would meet in those times a cell.
Cell = 500 people
These cells didn’t have a whole lot of interaction correct? So each group kind of progressed along its own geographical lines, occasionally bumping into each other (stirring the pot, mixing in some new traits) but these periods of vigor were pretty limited. So you had a very slow spread of diverse/new gene traits.
When the bottle neck happened. Yes happened, I recall in school it was still being debated but I recently saw a program (granted that doesn’t make it true, but the conclusion was it was proven and there is a consensus on it now.) the majority of the gene pool was lost. Leaving a scattered extremely limited remaining gene pool in Africa. By mapping the code of thousands of people they have determined that we all come from that small gene pool.
I would also have to disagree that 30k is a large number. 30k can be large for some things, but when were talking about a gene pool, not so much. Particularly a gene pool that came from the same geographical location. If it was 5k here 5k there adding up to 30k then it would have been better because there would have been a strong diverse gene mutation by the time they all met up again. As it is, we just kept mutating off the same base group and spreading out.
It does not matter how many times 60 people have children, or in which of the 60 they are breeding with. It is still the same base group of 60 genomes’. We can miss-match them and flip them around, at the end of the day it is an infinite variation of these traits on, these traits off. This doesn’t mean we stopped evoling. It just means we are not cooking with all the spices we once were… and Alfonso is mating with his cousin ;)
I will look into those two, Donna. Thanks for bringing them to my attention.
yeah... I just want you to say were diddaling our cousins ;)
Come on, Donna. Give my statement some credibility. Inform Alfonso that he has in fact tickled a cousin. it's nothing to get to freaked out about, they are so far removed and watered down now(evolution) that it isn't like you wee wee will fall off. You won't burn in hell (creationist).
Woot!Does that mean you also concur with my statement that men are people 1.1
Well, one can not argue with science... you know, just saying. Women came first. Not that the home boyz are better, just the next model;)
Ok I get it so I’m a human 1.1… but I still suck, and it don’t matter what I do I’m always fucking my cousins…(so I’m not better than that Montross dude after all) and there used to be people with blue hair??? And the bicycle came and all the sudden we was fucking girls from another town… and a lot of other confusing shit that only makes more depress… dude Agent Smith was right!!! Ignorance is bliss!!!!
Yes but just think of all the kinky cousin sex you have had in you life... it's the stuff your porn collection was made to embody Alfonso. You are a living porn god and you didn't even know it.
I can't believe I was so blind. Now my eyes have been opened. I received a copy of The Atlas of Creation (Volume II) today, direct from the publishers. Which was a very kind and thoughtful present.
I'm not sure why i was on the mailing list for Volume II and not Volume I. I was a little puzzled by it appearing at all, so i did some googling and turned up this story :http://www.nytimes.com/2007/07/17/sci...
It is A3, about 600 pages. it is too heavy to lift with one hand. It has an embossed, die-cut thick hardback cover inlaid with lenticular animated images. It really is beautiful. Its elaborateness is only matched by the scale of stupidity demonstrated inside.
The basic thrust of it is this: Here is a picture of a lobster fossil from 250 million years ago. Here is a picture of a lobster. They are the same. Ergo, evolution does not exist. There is page after page of this shit, all beautifully photographed.
Wow... That is all I can say... Wow.
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First ,200 million years of evolution… countless number of mutations and all that crap and this is what I get? a body that I can’t control, cancer disease, and a dumb brain??? Common!!! I know things take time… but 200 million fucking years!!! And I can’t read minds, lift heavy shit, or even fly!! That is bull shit!!! When are we going to randomly mutate into something cool??? I want super powers and I want em now!!!!
Second, so God made us to his image… he's all mighty and knows it all… but he made us stupid! That is not fair!!! And then he gives us all this shit that I have to suffer and all that blah blah blah in order to gain that infinite bless crap?? Dude wtf! I think he should come and instead of bringing death and destruction and all that bull shit he should say something like: Ok You dumb fucks…. I fuck up… I forgot to put some more brain power in to y’all but I was too busy creating everything fucking else… so don’t bitch too much… here I’ma give you a 20% brain power upgrade, add 100 years to your life spam, and remove 60% of all the diseases that I created they not fun anymore… enjoy!