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Mar 25, 2011 08:26PM
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Why were you smelling? More importantly, whose birth did you inhale?
I love birth stories... I confess I love those damn shows on TLC.Did your water break or were you induced? Was it a mad rush to the hospital? Was it the worst pain you've ever experienced? Did you utilize drugs?
My water broke. We drove leisurely. Yes, at times. Yes.
Sally wrote: "Why were you smelling? More importantly, whose birth did you inhale?"I was in the room both times my sister had her babies. I sure as shit didn't say it smelled like meat while it was going on... I just stood there and kept my mouth shut and then bawled and bawled when they were born.
Way later, I asked about the meatiness. My sister didn't remember it. Her husband did and her friend's husband also reported a meaty smell during the birth of their children.
HARRY... did it smell meaty?????
Sally wrote: "My water broke. We drove leisurely. Yes, at times. Yes."Did it break at home or somewhere else? Were you worried about it breaking at the grocery store, or by that time did you not even give a shit? (I like to imagine I wouldn't give a shit?).
I had been in labor for two days before it broke. I spent all day Friday walking and walking in a rainstorm to get things moving along. By Friday night I just wanted it to happen already. I went to bed at nine and woke up at ten in a big puddle of warm wet.
"Harry" says he doesn't recall any smell. But he has the worst sense of smell in the world.
I wasn't worried about it breaking, I was praying for it to break.
I didn't give a fuck when or where it broke. I used it as a threat. If anyone pissed me off I prayed my water would break right then. All over them.
I imagine you aiming your vagina at people and bursting your water on them in a popping fashion.
Most people I know were praying for it to break... that makes sense to me.
Jesus. That makes me want to never eat meat again.I think I'm having Beef and Green Peppers for dinner.
Kristina wrote: "HARRY... did it smell meaty?????"Smetchie is right. My sense of smell is awful.
I was craving a steak that night though.
Harry wrote: "I was craving a steak that night though."
Heh!
Oddrun wrote: "i think that smell of meat is the smell of blood and insides. It smells like that during surgery too."This makes total sense!!
I have a whole new understanding of the relationship between Smetch and her Harry.
Does this thread make you want to have a baby, Nick?
no, in fact it has reaffirmed my assertions. I love steak, red meat in general... but this... feh. I'd feel like a cannibal every time I had a porter house.
I think babies are fantastic, even when gooey... I am starting classes again summer term to finish my degree and then hopefully go to nursing school- FINALLY. Being a nurse/midwife is my dream job.
I'm sure babies are adorable... and noisy... and smell like baby shit... and cost a shit load of money... a change to your whole lifestyle... being responsible for the mental health of someone else just isn't attractive, I don't care what they smell like...
No way, man! Nursing is a super lucrative job you only have to do for a few years before you can work up to a nice and koosh position. Do it!
The one thing I know for sure is that it pays more than being an Executive Assistant (at my current place of employment). :) Plus, it would probably stimulate my brain a little more.
But you aren't in the US. Kristina would be getting paid bank by a rich ass hospital/pharmaceutical corporation like Kaiser.
Oddrun wrote: "This year i've been a nurse for ten years. It pays shit."Sounds like you should probably come live in the US, Oddrun. You can live by Sally if you will miss the snow. You can live by me if you want to smoke on a back porch in the rain. :)
Oh Kristina do it!! You would be the most wonderful nurse. Are they still offering those accelerated programs in this economy? You can bang it out in 18 months.
My sister in-law has been living with us for 3 months doing some nurse stuff. I guess the "program" she was doing in Chicago was canceled half way through. So now they are tag teaming me, about the kid thing. I guess they thought I wouldn't be rude about kids because of my nephew being in my house too... They were wrong. and I'm still the asshole. But nursing is a good carrier choice. Americans will always be unhealthy. It is the harbinger of a successful nation. Excesses.
My sister-in-law is pregnant with her 4th child. Way to one-up me, times 3. I of course am happy for them, but they keep pissing me off referring to the unborn baby as their "mircale child, a gift from God" (they are uber religoius and can make a life long Christian rethink their faith I swear). They are both healthy adults with no conception problems, so it didn't take a miracle, they just keep having sex without proper precautions. Its annoying me. I was bitching to my mother about it and said that if you and your partner are healthy and fertile , you work to NOT have kids, not the other way around. I also hate how my husband gives me that look when he sees me holding a baby. Just becuase I hold someone else's baby doesn't mean I'm going to want another child. One is plenty for now and I enjoy sleeping through the night and don't want to give that up yet. And Servius Heiner, the baby questions never stop. If you have one child, before it is a month old people will be asking when your are having your next one. This goes on for years.
Servius Heiner wrote: "My sister in-law has been living with us for 3 months doing some nurse stuff. I guess the "program" she was doing in Chicago was canceled half way through. So now they are tag teaming me, about the..."Nick, be grateful for the nephew. I credit my own little shit of a nephew with helping me put off having kids for several years. Real live kids are the best birth control there is.
Take it easy. I was just fucking with Harry.
Aww. poor Harry.Look! I can type it without quotes now!
To clarify, she (they) are both pushing me in the baby direction. The wife should know by now- the more you push the more I'll resist.
I just think having some snot-nose brat around for three months might make your wife re-think things. Good luck.
