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message 51: by Stina (new)

Stina (stinalee) | 653 comments smetchie wrote: "If I was a boy I would have been Wolfgang. But I think I already posted that here somewhere."

This is much worse than Todd.

Montambeau wrote: "If I was a boy, I would have been Michael Robert Charles after my dad and grandpa."

This is not worse than Todd.


message 52: by Rusty (new)

Rusty (rustyshackleford) | 2198 comments I don't know any old women named Oddrun. Hey, where were you when you should have been here mocking Dave? That always brings me joy.


message 53: by Stina (new)

Stina (stinalee) | 653 comments Oddrun wrote: "Mom was so sure i would be a girl that she had just the one name ready. Not that i'm sure she couldn't have done better. It's almost only really old women that's named Oddrun."

What is your sister's name? Is it also an old lady name?


message 54: by Rusty (last edited Mar 25, 2011 08:35AM) (new)

Rusty (rustyshackleford) | 2198 comments Oddrun, is it unusual to have that many siblings? There are six of us, and that's pretty uncommon in this country.


message 55: by Rusty (new)

Rusty (rustyshackleford) | 2198 comments Luckily all of us are pretty spread out around the country (if we saw each other more often, we would definitely get tired of each other), so when we do get together, it's a lot of fun. And with all of us and our kids, we probably bring a good spike to the local economy (if you don't take into account the ensuing property damage), so everybody wins.


message 56: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments Dave wrote: "That's the second and third time today I've seen someone write "If I was," instead of "If I were." Sigh."

If I was a snobby grammarian, my name would be Dave.


message 58: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments ;)


message 59: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments That site is funny. I like the Toxic Granny, but that would have been even funnier applied to a guy. Nick, say.


message 60: by Harry (new)

Harry  (harry_harry) Me - Harry "Facebook Name"

Father - Harry "Middle Initial"
No actual middle name, just a letter! ???

Grandfather - Harry "Another Middle Name"

Great Grandfather - Harry "Same as Facebook Name"


message 61: by Stina (last edited Mar 25, 2011 04:39PM) (new)

Stina (stinalee) | 653 comments Harry wrote: "Me - Harry "Facebook Name"

Father - Harry "Middle Initial"
No actual middle name, just a letter! ???
just like Harry S Truman!!
But I think it's a J... is it a J?


Grandfather - Harry "Another Middle Name"

Great Grandfather - Harry "Same as Facebook Name""



message 62: by Harry (new)

Harry  (harry_harry) Exactly like Truman, but not S. Not J either.


message 63: by Stina (new)

Stina (stinalee) | 653 comments Harry wrote: "Exactly like Truman, but not S. Not J either."

WTF? My sleuthing skills have taken a turn towards shit.


message 64: by Stina (new)

Stina (stinalee) | 653 comments Oddrun wrote: "Actually, i have three sisters. We have all pretty uncommon names. I'm the oldest, then it's Idun, Tuva and Tale. I also have a brother, he's called Anders, which is a common name in norway."

Do Oddrun and Idun sound similar in your native language (that I cannot spell on here because I will fuck it up and feel bad about it).

I like the name Anders... I had friends who had that on their list for boy names, along with Soren.


message 65: by Stina (new)

Stina (stinalee) | 653 comments Harry wrote: "Exactly like Truman, but not S. Not J either."

Oh doy... it's probably an H.


message 66: by Harry (new)

Harry  (harry_harry) Oddrun, no X.
Kristina, It's closer to J than S.


message 67: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments This is quite informative.


message 68: by Harry (new)

Harry  (harry_harry) Rusty wrote: "You know what, Nick? Harry may not be the colossal pussy we believed him to be. All those pussy postings may not have been his handiwork."

Thanks Rusty, but it is still me who has been harassed by birds most of my life. I hate them.


message 69: by Harry (new)

Harry  (harry_harry) B


message 70: by Stina (new)

Stina (stinalee) | 653 comments Harry wrote: "B"

Sonofabitch.


message 71: by Harry (new)

Harry  (harry_harry) Just "B"


message 72: by Harry (new)

Harry  (harry_harry) Whooo hooo! Big Friday night!


message 73: by Stina (new)

Stina (stinalee) | 653 comments Woot!! It is 5:43 here and I have no plans other than to open a bottle of wine and sit on Goodreads!! I am going to use all of my willpower to not go buy cigs, because they sound SO GOOD RIGHT NOW.

I should put things away in this damn house, but I'm over it. Maybe I'll paint the goddammed closet? Quit acting like I don't ever do anything around here. Jesus Christ.


message 74: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments You guys are lame. Home on Friday night.


message 75: by Stina (new)

Stina (stinalee) | 653 comments What fun shit are you doing, Gretchen? And where are you doing it?


message 76: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments Nothing. I'm just being an asshole. My bff is home from nyc and I'm @ her mom's.


message 77: by Stina (new)

Stina (stinalee) | 653 comments No, that sounds like a really fun night. I love when my friends are home from far away.


message 78: by Harry (new)

Harry  (harry_harry) LAME!!


message 79: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments Yeah its pretty lame.


message 80: by Harry (new)

Harry  (harry_harry) I'm home alone watching non-stop CNN coverage of the Middle East and Northern Africa. Shits all fucked up!


message 81: by Harry (new)

Harry  (harry_harry) Oh and by the way, Japan is not in very good shape either.


message 82: by [deleted user] (new)

Neither is Burma.


message 83: by Harry (new)

Harry  (harry_harry) On the bright side, Baby Jessica (the kid in the well) turned 25. She just gained access to a trust fund set up from money donated to her when she was stuck in the well. $800,000 for being stuck in a hole for 2 days! Who left the hole in the yard?! Baby Jessica should give that dummy a cut of the money.


message 84: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments Did something happen in Japan??


message 85: by [deleted user] (new)

Baby Jessica and The Challenger Explosion and the 1984 Olympics (esp. gymnastic) were the hugest events of my childhood that I experienced via television.


message 86: by Harry (new)

Harry  (harry_harry) There appears to be a high level of radioactive iodine in the ocean over there. Who knew!?


message 87: by Harry (new)

Harry  (harry_harry) We love you Mary Lou!


message 88: by [deleted user] (new)

We totally do!


message 89: by Sally (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | -1 comments God, you all have completely devolved past where you were two pages ago.
I wanted to say if I was a boy my name would have been Andrew.


message 90: by Sally (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | -1 comments Plus, at first I was just skimming and it seemed like Montambo was preggo and getting ready to name her son. And I thought that anyone who would describe birth as "popped out" has obviously never done it.


message 91: by [deleted user] (new)

Not preggo.


message 92: by Stina (last edited Mar 25, 2011 08:18PM) (new)

Stina (stinalee) | 653 comments Sally wrote: "And I thought that anyone who would describe birth as "popped out" has obviously never done it ..."

You're right... I've seen it twice though *SEEING IT IS NOT EVEN REMOTELY CLOSE TO HAVING BABY*. It smelled like meat in the delivery room. Did anyone else have that experience?


message 93: by Sally (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | -1 comments Glad 4 u.


message 94: by Stina (new)

Stina (stinalee) | 653 comments Sally wrote: "God, you all have completely devolved past where you were two pages ago.
I wanted to say if I was a boy my name would have been Andrew."


I love that name.


message 95: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments No, Kristina. I don't remember smelling anything. I was too busy worrying about MY VAGINA to notice what anything smelled like.


message 96: by Stina (new)

Stina (stinalee) | 653 comments smetchie wrote: "No, Kristina. I don't remember smelling anything. I was too busy worrying about MY VAGINA to notice what anything smelled like."

FYI- It probably smelled like meat.


message 97: by Sally (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | -1 comments Oh D Russ. were a boy would have been Drew.


message 98: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments Kristina that's fucking disgusting.

But I can't help falling just a little bit more in love with you.


message 99: by Sally (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | -1 comments Right, smetch. Fucking hell, "smelled like meat"! I was not using my sense of smell during that 23 hours of turning my vagina inside out.


message 100: by Sally (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | -1 comments I meant I'm glad Tawmbo isn't getting ready to pop out a meat-smell.


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