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I'm contemplating naming the house, but it has to be something awesome like Manderley or Pemberley or Maxine.


My car is named Normal, and that's about it. My father has names for many things in his garage: Rene the (de) golf cart, Snuffaluffagus the leaf vacuum, Huffy the leaf blower, etc.


This is how Bessie got her name... COME ON BESSIE, YOU CAN DO IT!!


my car's name is Danny. and i refer to my backpack as Marvin. i also call my ipod Leslie. i talk to them like they're real people. that's about it though.

Redd Foxx was Fred Sanford on Sanford and Son, a long running 70s television sitcom.

He frequently < a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZi31a... faked a heart attack to get his way. It never worked.

I don't have names for things, but I do talk to them. I teared up when my minivan went to the scrap yard. I was sad when I saw the leftover seat in the garage. I moped when we burned a broken dining room chair in a bonfire.
I fear talking about buying a new car in front of my current car. I don't want to hurt her feelings.

I don't have names for things, but I do talk to them. I teared up when my minivan went to the scrap yard. I was sad when I saw the leftover seat in the garag..."
Maybe they didn't have Sanford & Son in Canada. That's what I'm thinking...



My husband names all of his vehicles. they are all girl names, so he will say "Nicole did this" or "Rachel was being naughty today" and I'm usually like WTF?? Until I realize it's the fricken truck.
My car - Betty Bubble
Our pool cleaner - Boris
Our pool cleaner - Boris

@Barb & Heidi: They had Sanford & Son in Canada... I remember it.

He named our first dishwasher and our watchdragon :-)

Our pool cleaner - Boris"
I love your pool cleaner's name, Gail! :) Cute.
My mom named her '76 camaro "Betsy." As the years passed, she became "Ole Betsy." She talked to her car alot, too... gently coaxing it to behave.
Also, I'm glad to know the Canadians weren't deprived of Sanford & Son... just Barb. :)


Damn. And I was so excited.
We have a plunger named "Sean" because my friend Sean caused the need for an extra-strength plunger.
I'm fascinated that so many people name their cars.
Do you name your car? Do you have a gun named Vera? A guitar named Lucille?
I don't. I already attach too much sentimental value to things without giving them names too. I already cry when I sell a car. I did have a car that came with the name Winnifred, and Zu named Dora the Explorer. I had to work hard not to imagine them putting her down when we traded her during the big government trade in that I'm blanking on the title of.
I did have friends in college who named every single item in their dorm room. There were post-its on every floor tile, every drawer, etc. That was a little too far.