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I hate how insects turn on me even though I love them.

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The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -3 comments I involuntary read: I hate how insects turn me on….




The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -3 comments I really don’t want to know what goes on in your wet dreams Montambo….


message 3: by Erin (new)

Erin i thought it said the same thing i had to re-read it a couple of times


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -3 comments You know now I wonder… what kind of insect/mollusk I’d like to fuck… ty Montambo!!! Look what I have on my mind now!!!


message 5: by Erin (new)

Erin Yeah i didn't get some random mental-insect- orgi-thought-possibilty thing from reading sarah's comment, your kinda alone on that one



but i guess if you think about that its kind of uhhhh interesting i guess in a "whoa, what it b like to fuck jimminy cricket" kind of way


message 6: by Erin (new)

Erin thanks i never could have lived without seeing that little video

it WAS entertaining though, it added a new twist to things


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -3 comments You ever heard about the peanut butter trick??? Can the same thing be accomplish with snails???


message 8: by Erin (new)

Erin Do we want to know....


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -3 comments I don’t know…. Just imagine… a bunch of snails walking around some “surface”…. It sounds kind of interesting =P


message 10: by Erin (new)

Erin jeez louise


message 11: by The Crimson Fucker (last edited Aug 14, 2008 01:04PM) (new)

The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -3 comments Montambo, right now I’m talking with my ex in DR on MSN… and she just said that I’m sexually rotten… she is naming all the paraphilic behavior that according to her I have…. And I’m beginning to think that she is right… I am a freak!


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -3 comments Fine let us not talk about snails on our genitalia!!! But can we keep on the subject?? What about octopus???? I remember watching really interesting Japanese porn once…


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -3 comments farggg i keep posting on the wrong threads today!!!!


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The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -3 comments Fine!!! no weird Japanese porn either!!! Arggggg… ok lets switch to your recently Disfigurated face… how it feels for one that was once a beautiful gal… to be the grotesque freak show attraction that you have become?



Jackie "the Librarian" Put ice on it, Sarah. It happened to me once, and the ice shrunk down the swelling to something less noticeable.


message 16: by Dave (new)

Dave Russell Can you post a picture of it?


Servius  Heiner snails and the wee places... nice!


Servius  Heiner I wouldn't say fan, exactly...


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -3 comments It’s not like the greatest idea of all times… but it beats my papaya fantasies…


Servius  Heiner yes it does... Other ideas?

Oh I don't know why I just thought about this, but sometime in the last week, maybe two, you said you had a hand job... you seemed pretty proud of that Alfonso... too proud. Hand jobs are for sophomores... your not a sophomore are you boobie? No your not. At your age you should totally be inside of another person... man/woman doesn't really matter, just get in there sport!



The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -3 comments Dude… I was just explaining that well I’ve seen some action lately…. And that your comment about my dick being inside a woman is not the same thing as her being pregnant… so I’m not traumatized by you!





Servius  Heiner I don't know Alfonso... you seem kind of sensitive about the subject... Popcorn?

I'm glad you got a little action for your little warrior. maybe you should re-visit said man/women and see about doing the full monty.


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -3 comments You are not going to ruin this forme!! I don’t need to go and fuck somebody just to prove you wrong I’ll fuck when I want to fuck!


Servius  Heiner alright... relax, think of chess. Your good at ches right.


message 25: by Tom (new)

Tom Foolery (tomfoolery) I've heard sheep are nice, Alfonso. They tend not to run away when you approach them like women do, and are just about the right height.

Or, um, so i've heard. No first hand personal knowledge.


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -3 comments Ermmm sure… tom… I don’t know how women react around you… but I’ve never seen one running away from me.


message 27: by EvilNick (new)

EvilNick it's hard to see with pepper spray in the eyes


message 28: by Tom (new)

Tom Foolery (tomfoolery) or so you hear?


Servius  Heiner that dude looked like he would be a good candidate for you Alfonso... you see with wussies like him around the ladies will think you're sex on stick!



message 31: by Erin (new)

Erin whoa, alfonso sex on a stick...


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -3 comments and a scholar!


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -3 comments guahahahhah!!! dude you like our dullness!!! and by the way there is no naval flint thread on THC!!!! you lied to me!!!


message 34: by Tom (new)

Tom Foolery (tomfoolery) Isn't there some kind of penalty for using too many exclamation marks in a single post?


message 35: by Erin (new)

Erin oh that should oh so challenging


message 36: by Tom (new)

Tom Foolery (tomfoolery) Bored to tears. Still beats the hell out of doing my dishes tho.


message 37: by Erin (new)

Erin seth you could go to a "good" group like say the Haters Club jr.


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