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Kate Twitter Funny Part 2
im: @Curran R U there?
Curran: In a meeting, make it quick.
Jim, PM to Curran: Police scanner reports a Loose Vamp Alert at Jeremiah Street.
Curran: And?
Jim, PM to Curran: Kate’s office is @ 4312 Jeremiah.
Curran PM to Jim: Is she OK?
Jim, PM to Curran: Hang on. Apparently there is a lot of gunfire.
Curran PM to Jim: IS SHE OK?
Jim, PM to Curran: She’s dragged two necromancer women into her office and barricaded her door.
Jim, PM to Curran: She’s refusing to let PAD in. They’re pissed.
Curran PM to Jim: WTF.
Jim PM to Curran: Do you need a moment?
Curran PM to Jim: Shut up, Jim.
Curran: @Kate: R U OK?
Kate: Fine. Busy.
Curran: With what?
Kate: Making tea.
Jim PM to Curran: Yes, my lord. Whatever you say, my lord.
Curran PM to Jim: My mate probably got herself shot. Do you really feel like you giving me a lot of shit is helping right now?
Curran PM to Jim: Is it actually your job to give me a lot of shit?
Jim PM To Curran: It’s more like occupational hazard.
Curran: @Kate Maybe I should drop by and have some tea with you.
Kate: No.
Jim PM to Curran: The cops R trying to bring in a tank to bust her door.
Curran: @Kate Why not?
Kate: I have visitors.
Curran: What kind of visitors?
Kate: Female visitors.
Curran: Aha.
Kate: We’re having girl talk. Don’t come over.
Curran PM To Jim: Put two snipers to cover her office, send a tactical team to the warehouse, and have Doolittle and the legal division on standby.
Jim, PM to Curran: Anything else?
Curran: Yes. A gallon of single malt whiskey.
Jim : For her?
Curran: No, for me.
*** This is from IA webpage:
http://www.ilona-andrews.com/2010/05/04/...
im: @Curran R U there?
Curran: In a meeting, make it quick.
Jim, PM to Curran: Police scanner reports a Loose Vamp Alert at Jeremiah Street.
Curran: And?
Jim, PM to Curran: Kate’s office is @ 4312 Jeremiah.
Curran PM to Jim: Is she OK?
Jim, PM to Curran: Hang on. Apparently there is a lot of gunfire.
Curran PM to Jim: IS SHE OK?
Jim, PM to Curran: She’s dragged two necromancer women into her office and barricaded her door.
Jim, PM to Curran: She’s refusing to let PAD in. They’re pissed.
Curran PM to Jim: WTF.
Jim PM to Curran: Do you need a moment?
Curran PM to Jim: Shut up, Jim.
Curran: @Kate: R U OK?
Kate: Fine. Busy.
Curran: With what?
Kate: Making tea.
Jim PM to Curran: Yes, my lord. Whatever you say, my lord.
Curran PM to Jim: My mate probably got herself shot. Do you really feel like you giving me a lot of shit is helping right now?
Curran PM to Jim: Is it actually your job to give me a lot of shit?
Jim PM To Curran: It’s more like occupational hazard.
Curran: @Kate Maybe I should drop by and have some tea with you.
Kate: No.
Jim PM to Curran: The cops R trying to bring in a tank to bust her door.
Curran: @Kate Why not?
Kate: I have visitors.
Curran: What kind of visitors?
Kate: Female visitors.
Curran: Aha.
Kate: We’re having girl talk. Don’t come over.
Curran PM To Jim: Put two snipers to cover her office, send a tactical team to the warehouse, and have Doolittle and the legal division on standby.
Jim, PM to Curran: Anything else?
Curran: Yes. A gallon of single malt whiskey.
Jim : For her?
Curran: No, for me.
*** This is from IA webpage:
http://www.ilona-andrews.com/2010/05/04/...

Nope no idea, but hopefully soon! I can't wait to read it! Just keep an eye on their blog!

Ilona just posted in their blog that Gordon is ill but still working on it. They are hoping to finish and put it up in this weekend.
Ilona Andrews is the pen name used by urban fantasy novelist Ilona Gordon with her spouse Andrew Gordon, also known as Gordon.


Hi Candice - Strange - I couldn't find it easily either. I had to search for it across goodreads. It comes up as a blog rather than as an e-book. Try this link.
http://www.ilona-andrews.com/writing/...
Jim: 15 minutes to Pack/People meeting.
Kate: I’ll be late.
Jim: Why?
Kate: I’ve got to do something.
a minute later
Curran: What do you mean you’ll be late? Where r you?
Kate: I’ll be right there, just start without me.
Curran: The meeting’s been set over a month in advance. Where r you?
Kate: I said, I’ll be right there.
Curran: Where. Are. You?
Kate: Don’t take that tone of voice with me, I don’t appreciate it.
Curran: Would you just tell me where you are?
Kate: Corner of manticore and white.
Curran: Half an hour away. Why am I not surprised. What are you doing there?
Kate: I’ve got to do something. I don’t appreciate being interrogated.
Jim: There is a giant armored octopus on the corner of manticore and white.
Curran: What?
Jim: It’s on TV.
Kate, PM to Jim: I kil u.
Jim, PM to Kate: Payback.
Curran: I can see you on the news. Kate, answer your phone.
Curran: Answer your phone, damn it.
Curran, PM to Kate: Don’t even think about it.
Kate, PM to Curran: I’ll bring sushi to meeting. Love u, bye.
Jim: I think she just dropped her I-phone.
Curran, PM to Kate: God fucking damn it.
Jim: That was a nice cut on his tentacle. Should I hold the meeting?
Curran: No, start without me. I’ll be right back.
*** This is from IA webpage:
http://www.ilona-andrews.com/2010/05/04/...