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Edward: Runner-up
message 201:
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Chandani , The TAC Prez one
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Dec 23, 2008 07:30AM

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Our cult would be so cool! I bet we could beat the scientologists in no time!!
*hears door opening* Oh shit its Tom cruise--RUN!!!
Tom Cruise: THE THETANS WILL GET YOU DEVIL CHILD!!
Chan: AHHHH!!!!
Tom cruise: Well call it... operation Chan-dan
Chan: .....?
Tom cruise: MWAHAHAHAHA!!!
That wasnt random at ALL.
*hears door opening* Oh shit its Tom cruise--RUN!!!
Tom Cruise: THE THETANS WILL GET YOU DEVIL CHILD!!
Chan: AHHHH!!!!
Tom cruise: Well call it... operation Chan-dan
Chan: .....?
Tom cruise: MWAHAHAHAHA!!!
That wasnt random at ALL.
message 212:
by
Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one
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hail? as in pelt him with hail? no problem! *is about to do so but sees the scientologist glare* all hail xenu!!
Chan: Tom, you know i was kidding right? I kid, i AM a kid! Hahahaa!!! I actually love thetans and stuff...
message 214:
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Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one
(new)
Rain: uh... hehehee yeah! *talks really fast* eventhoughIreallyhateyourstupiderImeangreatreligionth
atbrainwashesitsmembersthatwhentheyleavethereligionth
ereisagreatpossibilityofexterminatingthemandeventhoug
hyou'reareallygoodguyIthinkyou'redrivingKatieandSurit
othebrinkofinsanitybecauseofyourscientologistbelief!!
!! ... butyou'restillniceforhelpingtheworldandsavinghumanliv
es!!
atbrainwashesitsmembersthatwhentheyleavethereligionth
ereisagreatpossibilityofexterminatingthemandeventhoug
hyou'reareallygoodguyIthinkyou'redrivingKatieandSurit
othebrinkofinsanitybecauseofyourscientologistbelief!!
!! ... butyou'restillniceforhelpingtheworldandsavinghumanliv
es!!
Chan: Tom cruise i think Suir's really cute!!!!
Tom: You do? Really?
Chan: Yup! Cutest EVER!
Tom: You know what guys....we shouldnt kill them!
Thetan1: Uh yeah we should.
Tom: DID I GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO SPEAK?
Tom: You do? Really?
Chan: Yup! Cutest EVER!
Tom: You know what guys....we shouldnt kill them!
Thetan1: Uh yeah we should.
Tom: DID I GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO SPEAK?

Unfortunately there are the movies for the books coming out, as well. -_-

I go on this group when I'm in a Twilight hating mood, of course. I used to think it was the best thing since sliced bread but there are just so many reasons to hate it that I like to go for a happy medium.
As in I love making fun of Twilight and admitting that it is incredibly aRg* but I have this addiction that I cannot stop.
Did that make any sense? It wasn't really supposed
to.
*aRg = Frustrating/Hilarious to read because it is so stupidly gay, sexist, sparkly, physically impossible, badly written, abstinence-themed, pedophilic, etc.
I need to change my username, it even confuses me.

Vampire 'culture'
The Cullens
Bella becoming a vampire.
They have NOTHING in their realtionship. And Edward has no personality.

Well he's dead so he has no desire to have sex. Or shouldnt, seeing as he wouldn't be able to get it up, nor produce the stuff that maketh the babies.
Yes. She also made it so that the lochness monster could be half blood, and that Bella did not die during birth.

Plus, he is completely unbelievable. He's got- A-god like good..."
lmao! true... maybe would have been cooler if Edward WAS more like aggressive or whatever...truly fiesty lol
Books mentioned in this topic
Control Freak (other topics)Breaking Dawn (other topics)