Edward: Runner-up

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i convrted it to twihard speak.

[☼☼Khloe☼☼~*~Thirteenth Step~*~, The one who just looks good in tights]

HELP ME!! i'm tyring to explain to my friend about how Bella is whiney!! Will some1 plz help me!!

[Chandani , The TAC Prez one]

Tell her that Bella is a masochistic, weak, and clumsy codependant retard!

[☼☼Khloe☼☼~*~Thirteenth Step~*~, The one who just looks good in tights]

I'm trying to tell her how Bella is whiny!

[[deleted user]]

she always whines when someone gives her a gift. she always whines when someone does something nce for her or takes her out. Even if she doesn't like it, she doesn't have to whine about it. she needs to suck it up.

[Chandani , The TAC Prez one]

Yeah!

She wines about being liked, she whines about Jacob, she whines about Charlie WHINE WHINE WHINE!

[☼☼Khloe☼☼~*~Thirteenth Step~*~, The one who just looks good in tights]

Then I asked her why or what does Edward like about Bella? Then she was like : Why does my mom love my dad? Why does my grandpa love my grandma? (what a crappy answer!!)) Then I said "according to the books, why does edward love bella?"

[[deleted user]]

her parents probably love each other because they have things in common. they were friends. They aren't in love with each other because of how the other one looks.

[Chandani , The TAC Prez one]

DUHHH!!

SHE SMELLS GOOD!

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

Oh about your post Khloe, telling your friend how Bella is stupid?

Here's how I'd do it.


Bella is whiny like Chris Crocker who's a wannabe Britney Spears. Bella is the same, although she is a wanna be vampire and actually entices dangerous creatures by whining all the time. Just so she could get bitten.


Well... that's how I'd say it.

[Chandani , The TAC Prez one]

Lol true dat sista

[Chandani , The TAC Prez one]

Praise the church of good literature taste!

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

>.< *bows* thank you thank you! Every single one of you all are my inspiration!

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

and we sure try our best to burn this sh*t

>.<

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

mind if I join in? years of playing guy games and beating my guy friends at that, I think I'm more than qualified to hunt vampires... the best thing about them is that they're easy to spot. 'cause they 'sparkle'. hehehehe

[Chandani , The TAC Prez one]

Lol. Yes sparkling vampires cant be hard to miss...

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

*gives rose a stake machine gun* have fun *wicked smile*

[Chandani , The TAC Prez one]

Haha!

[Chandani , The TAC Prez one]

LOL!

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

Well... since I invented the business of Deadward's light house and Deadward's discoballs, I think we should keep him... for now. We need the free light for our parties. >.<

But I would never... EVER mind you killing that bit*h Rosalie... oh! and the mutant baby NESSIE!

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

Hmm... well we can use her as a distraction on some cases. We just need to put her in a sound proof room until we need her.

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

*gets headset and types on her laptop*

According to the satelite, it has detected a rather unbelievable sound frequency due to someone's agile mobility to the point of going past the sound barrier.

*checks other window*

According to NASA they found a star twinkling brightly in the northern hemisphere. Looking at the report they said it kept disappearing when it has reached a cloudy area. If you ask me, it's SM's vampire.

Would you like me to send a designated transport for your convenience, Agent Rose?

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

*Looks at screen* actually, you are right on the spot Agent Rose. *smiles* You must be pretty lucky. Alright...

The target is supposed to be in your visual if you walk up north to the Cullen's mansion.

[Lynny]

wow

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

Sorry Lynny... this one is a REAL anti Twilight fiction.

Rain: Congratulations Agent Rose. You have completed your mission. However... they just don't get terminated like that. BUT!!! It could delay their regenerating process... which would take for about another decade.

*sips tea and glares at the coffee her colleagues left* I hate coffee...

Rose: what was that?

Rain: er... nothing. Alright... Next mission would be *clicks on an icon in her computer* uh... you would NOT believe what HQ wants you to do right now.

[Lynny]

lol I can take it, i just won't read it *winks*

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

Rain: *still stares at the monitor with a credulous expression* uh.. you do that. 'cause you won't be happy with what they want you to do.

They... er... *shifty eyes* want you to use Bella as bait, so I guess we have to ... erm... we have to pull her out of her soundproof cage. They want us to attract one of the Volturis. Probably Jane and her brother.

You up for that? or do you need me? ^-^

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

HAHAHA!! Actually... it's going great! At this rate, we might be as rich as Bill Gates in the next 10 years! Hopefully less!

Our customers keep commenting how they don't feel lonely at night anymore, *whispers* they said they hear someone talking to them.

Then, they comment how sparkly our merchandises are! *wears one piece of the ear plugs*

I'll wear the other one so I can hear you.

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

*smiles* I'll bring you a private jet so you could relax for a while. *talks in a very appealing commercial voice* ^-^ Plus... accomodation is free thanks to T.A.C. Make the world a better place.

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

*takes her leather suit uniform with her leather boots* Time for some action. *places gigantic earmuff/communication device* hehehe

[JR]

Wouldn't it be 'excessive talk about Twilight love and Edward's hotness'?

oh and this is really funny to read.

[Chandani , The TAC Prez one]

Okay ive been gone for so long!!
(like a day)
But what happened?

What did i miss??

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

*scoops a Berry Bloody Bella ice cream and Wet Dough Jacob on a waffle cone* (sorry Rose. ' Thought I could change the name a bit.)

Here! Have one!

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

*takes some scoop of her own* To our business! *holds it up* to our undeniable success to our TwiLIGHTS business (Disco Deadward), Ice cream stands, and ofcourse the TAC agency!

[Chandani , The TAC Prez one]

Lol

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

*scoops some for CHAN-chan* here ya go!

[Chandani , The TAC Prez one]

“A Kiss in the Meadow” features two contrasting flavors which when combined, produces a most intriguing sensation. The refreshing, slightly tart flavor of Summer Berries is combined with the sweet and creamy Belgian Chocolate. Tasting this flavor combination is one moment you will not want to forget.

“Clair de Lune”, which represents a significant song in the book and the movie, is a combination of two flavors with very interesting textures. Choc Choc Chip, a chunky chocolate flavor is paired off with the unique, tangy flavor of Mango & Passion fruit.


THAT IS SHEER IDIOCY

[Chandani , The TAC Prez one]

Who new that stupidity could be so amusing?

[Chandani , The TAC Prez one]

Lol, of course you Rose

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

^-^ THEY GIVE ICE CREAM A BAD NAME!!! >.< I am a sweets addict!!! THEY CAN'T DO THAT!! THEY CAN'T!!!!...

well apparently they could, but they SHOULDN'T!!!!!!!

[Chandani , The TAC Prez one]

I cant even eat ice cream anymore...

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

doushite, chan-chan?

[Chandani , The TAC Prez one]

*Intriuged* Well...maybe i could have some hater ice cream....

[Chandani , The TAC Prez one]

*takes a lick* mmmmmmm sparkly

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

*licks Douche Mango Blonde* mmm... I love mango... This is definitely like trying to kill Rosalie.

[Chandani , The TAC Prez one]

Okay!

[Chandani , The TAC Prez one]

Sorry! It had a worm in it *shivers*

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

And it had the stench of Twilight too... *shivers like chan chan*

[Chandani , The TAC Prez one]

TIOD is spreading. It kills the common sense membrane.


Oh sweet baby jesus what are we going to do?

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

SAM HURRY UP!!!

Sam: GEEZ I'M TRYING!! *types faster*

Dean: COME ON YOU STUPID COMPUTER!!! WORK!! *bangs on computer*

Sam: DON'T DO THAT!!! *slaps his brother's hands away*

computer: *talks in a monotonous electronic voice*
a-n-a-l-s-i-s c-o-m-p-l-e-t-e. Operation anti-twilight-venom complete.