I hate it when we fight

[Penny]

and by 'we' I mean you people. I know I'm just a creepy lurker so I have no say here, but I still hate when one of the regulars leaves. And this time it was Alfonzo, resident papaya penetrator, the only person who was nice-ish to me the few times I have posted.

Alright I said what I had to say so I'll shut up now. I know Nick is thisclose to telling me to go kill myself or whatever. So yeah...

P.S. I still love you people, for your finely-tuned ability to hate. Your hate helps keep me sane. (I hate myself for being a creepy lurker but apparently not enough to actually stop).

[Tom]

Nick tells EVERYBODY to kill themselves.






You have to admit, there's some merit to this plan.

[Reads with Scotch]

It does tend to tidy things up nicely.

[smetchie]

Penny, firstly fuck you ungrateful bitch! I was nice to you when you posted! (Wasn't I? If not I'm sorry. I meant to be.) Secondly I hate when we fight too. Its so silly. Especially when its people I like. But you know with genius often comes madness.

[Kasia]

True that. It's inevitable, it's bound to happen. Just like any other married couple, we haters have to have a nasty fight from time to time. Nobody likes is, but it's human. And then sometimes constructive things can come out of conflict... Hopefully...

[smetchie]

Tom wrote: "Nick tells EVERYBODY to kill themselves.
You have to admit, there's some merit to this plan."

No. Not merit. But I will admit there is a simple elegance about it.

[Rusty]

I've heard Nick saves time by printing "go f$@king kill yourself" on his business cards.

[Reads with Scotch]

Rusty wrote: "I've heard Nick saves time by printing "go f$@king kill yourself" on his business cards."

Rusty, you left out the best part! My busines cards are printed on the blades of knives.

[Rusty]

It's the attention to small details like that which sets you apart from your colleagues.