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I saw that last night on the news. Freaky.
I was listening to a local (Little Rock, AR) news report this morning. They suspect the birds were startled by fireworks and flew into each other... or some such thing. I'll bet some asshole rednecks thought it would be funny to scare the birds roosting in the forest near Beebe with some fireworks. I hope I'm wrong about that because that's takes ignorance to a whoooole new level. I do hope it was a UFO. Is that weird? It's probably weird. Beebe's a bit less than an hour from Little Rock.As for the fish, they suspect it's due to water pollution. I'm rather upset by all this news.
AAAND in related news, my car died yesterday and coasted through 3 stop lights when my brakes failed. I had to get my car towed to the dealership. I'm still waiting to find out if my extended warranty will cover it or not.
Has that dead bird thing ever happened before? Do we have precedent? Because I'm kind of freaked the fuck out.
Yes. The experts are saying it does happen. It just doesn't often get reported. Could you imagine the sight?!! I've been totally grossed out and disturbed by the dead bird pictures.
My assumption is that living in Arkansas they committed suicide or died of boredom. On the other hand, several varieties of blackbirds will simply fall to the ground after long periods of flying if hotel rooms are unavailable.
Or the birds were simply imbred and dropped dead due to faulty wiring.
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Also, did we ever solve that crop circles thing?
Whatever it is causing it, it's just dreadful, and yeah, freaky. I'm sorry about your car, Heidi! I'm glad you didn't get hit going through those stoplights!
Scary things happening in Arkansas. I don't like it.
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According to the news tonight the bird thing has happened over 30 times, but I didn't quite catch in how long a period of time. But they made it sound like it wasn't a fluke.
I remember that time when all the frogs fell ... oh wait ... that was before the time of you mortals. Never mind.
Larry wrote: "I remember that time when all the frogs fell ... oh wait ... that before the time of you mortals. Never mind."I remember :-)
No, Phil, there were millions of frogs.
There was only one Larry and one Jim at the time.
You sure? They say the mind is the first to go.
What next, locusts? Over certain parts of Texas might not be a bad idea...
Now that you mention it, the idea of plagues did cross my mind.
How many times have you seen a bird fall out of the sky? For me, it's zero.
But think of how vast the sky is, and how little space you occupy on the ground.
Phil wrote: "But think of how vast the sky is, and how little space you occupy on the ground."A miniscule sample, for sure.
Ken wrote: "My assumption is that living in Arkansas they committed suicide or died of boredom."ALRIGHT. I can make fun of the rednecks in my state, but I'm fierce to defend it from people who make ignorant assumptions. It's NOT boring. It's The Natural State. In fact, there's so much outdoor activity - lakes, hills, mountains, rivers, one could be overwhelmed with the choices of what to do. My state is beautiful and fabulous and it's NOT over-commercialized or overstimulated like some places I've visited.
Stacia (impatient for Shadowfever) wrote: "Or the birds were simply imbred and dropped dead due to faulty wiring.">:/
It's "inbred," not "imbred."
I ABHOR jokes about inbreeding in Arkansas. It's so 1972.
Tell him Heidi. It's like what Lynard Skynard said about Neil Young -- southern man don't don't need you around anyhow.
Lori wrote: "What next, locusts? Over certain parts of Texas might not be a bad idea..."I'm glad you qualified that with a "over certain parts of Texas" because otherwise I'd get onto you about picking on Texas, too. ;) Good job, Lori!
Heh. I knew Heidi was gonna be pissed when she saw some of these posts...
RandomAnthony wrote: "Heh. I knew Heidi was gonna be pissed when she saw some of these posts..."Damn skippy.
Leave Skippy alone, it's better than both Jif and Peter Pan ;)
I thought he was Michael J. Fox's BFFE.
I'm sorry, but "BFF" has been included in this year's list of banned words. Please revise and resubmit!Whatever happened to Skippy? I just saw Donny Most on an episode of Men of a Certain Age and he was billed as Don Most.
Heidi wrote:It's The Natural State.Birds falling out of the sky ain't natural!
So what's the line on something else dying in huge numbers in Arkansas this month?
BunWat wrote: " Where else do you expect them to fall out of?"I don’t expect them to fall at all. There’s a real crisis of competence in this country when the birds can’t fucking FLY.
I saw a squirrel fall out of a tree outside my office window one day. It was funny.
Heidi wrote: "Stacia (impatient for Shadowfever) wrote: "Or the birds were simply imbred and dropped dead due to faulty wiring.">:/
It's "inbred," not "imbred."
I ABHOR jokes about inbreeding in Arkansas. I..."
Woah (errr whoa?). Didn't mean to hit a nerve there. Every state has its stigmas, but I just laugh em off. I heard a lot of insulting ones when I moved from California. There's a lot of hate for my old state that I didn't realize existed until I moved away from it.
I stand corrected. I've seen it in print both ways, but that doesn't make my reading material accurate, since I don't read much in the way of highbrow literature.
Stacia (impatient for Shadowfever) wrote: "Woah. Didn't mean to hit a nerve there. Every state has its stigmas, but I just laugh em off. I heard a lot of insulting ones when I moved from California. There's a lot of hate for my old state that I didn't realize existed until I moved away from it.I stand corrected. I've seen it in print both ways, but that doesn't make my reading material accurate, since I don't read much in the way of highbrow literature. "
:) It's okay... I'm not a morning person. I've cooled off a bit since then. Carry on with your jokes. I'll just try to avoid this thread in the morning when I'm most def. grumpy.
Stacia (impatient for Shadowfever) wrote: ..."doesn't make my reading material accurate"In your defense, you recently finished a book about imgrown toenails.
Ken and Larry, you just made me giggle. Good job!
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My end is always near. It's easier to sit on if I keep it close by me.
Larry wrote: "Oh Ken you're so inmature."Puberty's a bitch.
Wow. From love to mocking in such a short time.If I had a heart inside this cyber-enhanced body, I might almost shed a tear. ;)
near where the 5,000 blackbirds dropped. Only one species of fish, and only blackbirds in Ark. In LA it's blackbirds and starlings!
Cue Twilight Zone music!
Maybe the major impact were from the birds bumping into a huge UFO with a cloaking device?
And oh! The biblical floods in AUstralia!
The MAYAN calendar is coming true! Build your shelters! :D