Lazy thiefs

[Nikki]

Put an ad on the "for free" section of craigslist and invite the would-be thieves to come steal your snow tires legally.

[Dave]

Marie, you previously stated you usually net about a hundred bucks from your friend's garage sales. Do you think perhaps it's not the thieves' fault, you just own too much useless stuff?

[Dave]

Of course, I posted my comment while looking at a stuffed dog my mom gave me for Christmas that dances and barks "Deck the Halls" and a beer cozy with a scantily clad woman as the handle (another gift).

[Erin]

probably that someone will buy them
tough though