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Jan 21, 2011 04:38AM
308 - phil there are weiners in both states. ie: see sports teams from NY & NJ
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freebie - vienna sausages are best eaten directly from the can while driving speared with a key to get them out of the can.
When is it socially appropriate to go commando?
while going commando is a personal choice based on temperature, laundry status, feeling randy or sticking it to the man there are some basic criteria.Never Go Commando If:
1) your ass sweats alot
2) you are wearing shear pants and have dark follicles
3) you have holes in your pants and are around children
4) you ate the Burrito Immenso at Taco's Johnny's the night before
ALWAYS Go Commando If:
1) you are megan fox
2) you are salma hayek
3) you are connie chung
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Exactly what is it about Connie Chung?
Salma Hayek or an in-her-prime Raquel Welch and why?
321 - not sure. sort of like how one likes the song Unbelievable by EMF but cannot explain why. possibly the naughty librarian syndrome and possibly a hooker that propped me in beijing
salma and/or 1 million years BC era rachael (who was curvy and wore fur lingerie)why? possible wardrobe malfunction.
RandomAnthony wrote: "Exactly what is it about Connie Chung?"I would ask this of both Kevin and Maury.
There is no other Anita Blake and she, herself, is not a vampire: She is also very sexually active. Now that is the understatement of the year! :DHere ya go Michele. Two are graphic novels, which I dig. I like the pretty colors.
New Anita Blake books:
February 2011 : The Charmer (Anita Blake: Circus of the Damned, book 1, graphic novel)
June 2011: Hit List (Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter, book 20)
July 2011: The Ingenue
(Anita Blake: Circus of the Damned, book 2, graphic novel)
Kevin, I hope I didn't just step on toes here. Just got caught up with someone else who is enamored of Anita Blake. Can't blame me, can ya?
Kevin, what explains the charisma of people such as JFK, Marilyn Monroe, Johnny Depp, MLK, Gandhi?
*snort* I totally read Marilyn Manson in the middle of that group. Very confused. LOL
Scout - easy. JFK - j is 10th letter of alphabet, in binary code f is 01000110 which has 8 digits and k is short for OK which has 2 letters. 10+8+2=20. Marilyn Monroe dated Joe DiMaggio who had 20 HR's in 1947, Johnny Depp starred in Who's Eating Gilbert Grape which started filming in 1991 and 1+9+9+1=20. MLK was named Michael King Jr until 1934 when it was changed by his father to Martin Luther King Jr and in 1954 while in Montgomery, AL he became pastor of Dexter Avenue Baptist Church. 20 years later. Ghandi - Mohandas Karamchand has 18 letters and is 2 words. 18+2=20. (also in 1893 went to South Africa, where he opposing discriminatory legislation against Indians until 1914. 20 years)So obviously, the number 20 is a natural charisma enhancer which would easily explain all of these mentioned peoples public magnetism.
Jammies - Goldfish. Cheezits is something you say when you knock you $4 coffee over.Next?
Genius = my kids indefinable.
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Hopefully it's not newts.
Ohhh LG I was expecting Newt Gingrich to be some kind of dessert.
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Hopefully he will be, for a lion, someday.
LG - Newtmeg. A little known spice normal used only during the holidays.Next?
Alive? Heck, he wants to be our next president.::shivers as a cloud of doom passes overhead::
MMMMMM, Scout... Johnny Depp can park his shoes under my bed any time!
O Wise One, why is my minifridge freezing everything!!!!!
Janice wrote: "MMMMMM, Scout... Johnny Depp can park his shoes under my bed any time!"A shoe parking lot?
britt - It is a electromagnetic disturbance called Thermatistic Stuckitis. The only thing you can really do is fill it full of ice cream and Snicker Bars.
Kevin I need a better line for Myles on the TC map. Any suggestions?
Janice wrote: "MMMMMM, Scout... Johnny Depp can park his shoes under my bed any time!"you can have his shoes, but I will fight you for the rest!
JD is great btw reading Keith Richards memoir.
I'll join in on that fight! ::Chick fight! Chick fight!:
Gail - “A journey of a thousand Myles must begin with a single step.”
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LG - If the said follicle is discovered in your food prior to anyone eating you tinkle your glass with your spoon and announce "In Fluegerland a common custom is to pass your plate one setting to your left as a token of sharing, friendship and unity. Please join me in this tradition." Thus pawning the hair pie off onto your neighbor. If dinner has begun you clutch your chest and excuse yourself and head to the kitchen for some clean food.
Do you count how many times the hair twists per inch?
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FICUS.
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Lol.
Where is Fluegerland?
Cosmic Sher wrote: "I'll join in on that fight! ::Chick fight! Chick fight!:"As long as JD is in the thick of it, the more the merrier.
Petra, I've been debating on getting that audiobook only because he's narrating it.
Janice wrote: "Cosmic Sher wrote: "I'll join in on that fight! ::Chick fight! Chick fight!:"As long as JD is in the thick of it, the more the merrier.
Petra, I've been debating on getting that audiobook on..."
He doesn't do the entire book. Joe Hurley and Keith read parts of it. I am through 12 of 20 CD's. I say get it from the library.
What's happened to me that I seem to Michele Bachmann oddly physically attractive?
michele - sitting too long. stand up, reach for the ceiling, hands on hips, rotate slowly side to side, attempt to touch toes (knees will do) then take a vicodin. next?
michael - i know that your question was missing the word "find" so here is the answer:cougartown
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Dear Kevin: Two questions:
1. Where exactly is the road to ruin?
2. Do you know the way to San Jose?
And what is the road to ruin paved with?
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