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Jan 09, 2011 10:56AM
Why does the water go down the toilet rotating to the left instead of the right when you're in the southern hemisphere?
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it's an optical illusion because you are standing on your head due to being basically "under" the earth. gravity keeps you stuck to terra firma but when you look down you are actually looking up.next?
how do sock monkeys type if they have no fingers?
nuance dragon. voice recognition software. it doesn't always work seamlessly as usually their mouths are sewn shut and they sort of mumble.next?
wowsers I think I just gained a few IQ points while reading this thread. exactly the kind of thread I was looking for, actually because I've been meaning to ask: are you a pirate?
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hanna - you could say i am a pirate because i have been known to yell "surrender the booty" for no apparent reason. so yes, some people call me a pirate. and some people call me a space cowboy.
carol - too much tv is when you cannot be in a room with a tv without it being on.next?
RA - dear kevin ________________ my _____________ and then ________________ _____________'d my ___________and ate the entire ___________ thus __________ ing his ______________ out while holding a _______________.
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What should I not eat on a cruise?
Not sure if this has been answered yet:What is a pompatous?
RA - edible underwear. just discard those. there is too much on the buffets to mess with undergarments. if you must, you can just take a pocketful of shrimp and make a thong out of them.
phil - pompatous (pomp a tus) a vastly underutilized word meaning an exceeding amount of pompa which is mayan for fluffy.
Why did you leave us with so many unanswered questions for so long without any way for us to contact you in the event of a pressing question?
i left one channel of my brain open for telepathy. i heard nothing from any of you. liberace contacted me though and asked me to cut out the jokes.next?
sort of pink-y with a hint of mauve. shiny.
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blindfold her and cover the peas and green beans in applesauce. also play the soundtrack to pretty in pink. won't help much with the food but it is funnext?
Why does my supervisor only put the radio on Country music?
it is a condition called "hilljackitis" usually diagnosed by interest in NASCAR, fondness for banjos and laughter at larry the cable guy. not much you can do about it except cleanse your ears after work with white zombie blasting at 11. i recommend thunderkiss 65next?
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(only if you say orange in telegu which is naarinza. like if you were a rapper from andhra pradesh)
Why is the number of wins or losses needed to win a division in baseball called a "Magic Number" when there's nothing magical about it?
Why do pigeons bob their heads when they walk?
Why would someone ever think the "point and shoot" move was a good way to attract women?
Oh great and effervescent Kevin. Why do I love cupcakes with cream cheese frosting so incredibly much, when they are so incredibly bad for my bloodsugar? (I'm diggin the Dear Abby meets Korn stylin here)
Oz, percentage-wise, how much control do we have over what happens in our daily lives?
Within the next week, will someone ask me to take off my clothes?
Michael - it's called the magic number because the cubs are gonna have to pull a rabbit out of a hat to get to the world series
Lyzzibug - because their ankle bone's connected to the chin bone
Oh great and powerful Oz why haven't you answered my last question?
Stacia - we never said we thought it was a good idea, we just didn't know what else to do with our hands and the fonzie move seemed dorkier.Next?
[Now that's 2 questions you have in the queue, Gail.]
Cosmic!!! - cupcakes are made from sticks and snails and puppy dog tails which we all know are highly addictive. When you add cream cheese frosting (a natural buzz) there is no way they can be resisted. Not your fault. Chemistry.
Britt - yes, someone will ask you to remove your bloomers. Unfortunately he will be homeless, wearing 4 coats and pushing a 3-wheeled shopping cart full of hubcaps. Feel free to disrobe, weather permitting.
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Where did my get-up-and-go disappear to? Failing an answer to that, why did it disappear?
How many questions can I get in before Kevin answers the one I want answered?
Kev, that is truly a relief! Thanks. :D
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