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Answer Machine (New & Improved?)- I'm Feeling All Knowing/Kevin: The Great and Powerful Oz/NOW TEMPORARILY THE "ASK CLARK" THREAD! >> Wisconsin Wedgies, Tag teamed back to Kevin/Squatting Shatner vs. Sally's birds
misha - because there is a limited number of correct answers so some were recycled. next?
later since you sent this 10 mins ago. next?
britt - soft white wonder bread, extra crunchy jif (not the cleaning solution) or peter pan and strawberry jelly. apply liberally one to a side, squish together, eat, repeat.
because the song lyrics "kitty's in the crib with the silver spoon..." would have been ridiculous
Kevin "El Liso Grande" wrote: "britt - soft white wonder bread, extra crunchy jif (not the cleaning solution) or peter pan and strawberry jelly. apply liberally one to a side, squish together, eat, repeat."so you do believe it exists!
yes. the perfect PB&J. the holy grail of the sack lunch
Kevin "El Liso Grande" wrote: "yes. the perfect PB&J. the holy grail of the sack lunch"you know what i mean.
I think the name of this thread needs to be changed to Kevin: The Great and Powerful Oz
Why is the sky blue?
Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?
for birds. so there is an obvious difference between the dirt and the sky. of course they are screwed when flying over water. next?
If God is all-powerful, could God make a PBJ sandwich so big God couldn't eat it?
Jonathan wrote: "Why does Mr. Clean wear an earring?"He needs something to hang his dishcloth from?
yes. good theology question sarah. he technically could make an infinite sandwich that infinitely could not be eaten. he also could make blackberry jam out of two apples and a slinky but that is another question.
jonathon - to soften up his incredible masculinity. his rugged good looks and fly muscles can be overwhelming. the earring tones his swag down a bit although i suppose leaning over a toilet with a brush all day prob already does that a tad. next?
sarah - i think that question answered itself. next?
misha - you're looking for love in all the wrong places. soon. trust me on this. next?
sorry carol - because if you drove on a driveway you'd hit the garage and if you parked on the parkway someone would ram you. next?
they both shot him although both were mere flesh wounds. song never says he died. it does say the deputy was killed. the sheriff shot him. deputy was a second cuz to bob and a school chum of eric's. it was revenge motivated but carried out by untrained gunman. never hire a guitar player when you need an assassin.next?
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I second Sally's question.
Kevin is on a roll. I wish I had something really good to ask.
larry - because mayor mccheese would look rather ridiculous with a tuna melt for a head. next?
What is between a rock and a hard place?
a duck is calm on the surface and paddles like hell underneath but a duck is calm down on the bottom but flinching on top when something is falling and you are underneath. next?
a rock is a stone and a hard place is a situation. so it would be a situation where one would get stoned. next?
little timmy let the dogs out. he didn't know any better and heck, his mom and dad are second cousins and he just isn't as smart as the other kids. besides, the dogs were eating the weatherstripping off the door. next?
Why does the "winner winner" always get a chicken dinner?
What if the 2:00 a.m. thoughts are true?
What does supercalafragalisticexpealadocious mean?
stacia - in the early years of vegas they did not use cash or chips in casinos. they used farm animals and produce. when you bet in blackjack you slid like 2 turnips and an orange across the table. eventually the pot got big enough and if you hit 21 they yelled "winner winner chicken dinner" and tossed a live rooster your way.btw - the opposite was "loser loser yur mom's a boozer"
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michael - they are true. please go wash your mouth out with soap, your eyes with saline solution and scrub your hands with pumice soap to get those thoughts off of you. to clear your mind watch little house on the prairie.next?
janice - interesting word. even though it's hard to say i can say it anyway. it is an onomatopoeia. the original use was when mary poppins slammed her fingers in her handbag and couldn't curse around little jane and michael banks. it was speaking in tongues of sorts. translated it means "sunnofabuckinhotdamnyomammaouchouchshit"
LOL Kevin how is it you are so amazing?
misha - spam is a fish. Spamae Squarosis is latin name. it means square pig fish. they set spam traps by putting jelly in little trapezoidal cans that have one end open. when they spamfish swim in to get some delish jelly they can lids are rolled up trapping the fish inside. they eventually resign themselves to their fate and relax thus conforming further to the can shape.
janice - i was hit with 12k volts of electricity while peeing on a capacitor bank trying to win a bet. since then i have been a fount of useless information with answers swimming around my head like feathers in a blender. 'course i also flinch every time someone hits a light switch
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Maybe Marla Singer could take that one? I've seen pictures of her as an actual cat in an actual cradle. Or crib, at least.