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Answer Machine (New & Improved?)- I'm Feeling All Knowing/Kevin: The Great and Powerful Oz/NOW TEMPORARILY THE "ASK CLARK" THREAD! >> Wisconsin Wedgies, Tag teamed back to Kevin/Squatting Shatner vs. Sally's birds
Do you know any government teachers?
Esme wrote: "Do you know any government teachers?"
None. Why?
None. Why?
You remind my nosy friend of someone, have no idea who. Her questions, not mine.
Last one, do you know any English teachers?
Last one, do you know any English teachers?
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Esme wrote: "You remind my nosy friend of someone, have no idea who. Her questions, not mine.
Last one, do you know any English teachers?"
No.
Last one, do you know any English teachers?"
No.
Clark wrote: "Esme wrote: "You remind my nosy friend of someone, have no idea who. Her questions, not mine.Last one, do you know any English teachers?"
No."
Ahem. What about Sally?
Jammies wrote: "Clark wrote: "Esme wrote: "You remind my nosy friend of someone, have no idea who. Her questions, not mine.
Last one, do you know any English teachers?"
No."
Ahem. What about Sally?"
I.Am.An.Idiot.
Last one, do you know any English teachers?"
No."
Ahem. What about Sally?"
I.Am.An.Idiot.
Clark wrote: "I'd hate to pick a winner from the three-album run of "Let It Bleed," "Sticky Fingers," and "Exile on Main Street." If forced at gunpoint, I'd go with "Exile."Where does "Exile on Main Street" rank with "London's Calling" and "Who's Next"?
Michael wrote: "Clark wrote: "I'd hate to pick a winner from the three-album run of "Let It Bleed," "Sticky Fingers," and "Exile on Main Street." If forced at gunpoint, I'd go with "Exile."
Where does "Exile on..."
Oh hell, Michael. If forced at gunpoint to pick, I'd probably end up dead. I'd have to go with "Exile" and "Who's Next" duking it out for #1, followed closely by "London Calling." A cop out, but I can't choose.
Where does "Exile on..."
Oh hell, Michael. If forced at gunpoint to pick, I'd probably end up dead. I'd have to go with "Exile" and "Who's Next" duking it out for #1, followed closely by "London Calling." A cop out, but I can't choose.
janine wrote: "is your last name kent?"
I've never heard that one before. Next...
I've never heard that one before. Next...
great job clark. i think i have been officially replaced.
Kevin! 1) At any point in your trip did you get the sense someone wanted to kick you in the nuts?
2) Were their any flatulence issues on the plane?
3) What was the first thing you did when you got home?
Kevin "El Liso Grande" wrote: "great job clark. i think i have been officially replaced."
Too much pressure. It's like when Dick Sargent replaced Dick York as Darrin Stephens on "Bewitched."
Too much pressure. It's like when Dick Sargent replaced Dick York as Darrin Stephens on "Bewitched."
Clark did a great job. If you two had a morning radio show the ratings would be through the roof, but you might get suspended a lot.
RandomAnthony wrote: "Clark did a great job. If you two had a morning radio show the ratings would be through the roof, but you might get suspended a lot."
Especially answering your questions.
Especially answering your questions.
RA - 1) yes. the flamboyant flight attendant when i kept asking for cran-apple after he told me every time they didn't have any. i think it was part annoyance and part fantasy date
2) yes. i had a bean burrito in the nairobi airport. nothing like lentils and fish head soup to stir the gases
3) gave my wife a present. i knew that in my absence she had discovered many things i had screwed up and tried to hide
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Did you read any books on the plane?
My parsley is flowering, that is bad right?
Why do motorcycles accelerate with the handlebars?
Cynthia, master gardener, butts in:Sally, by the time herbs like parsley and basil flower, the taste of the herb is usually affected. You can pick the flowers off and hope that it is still tasting ok, or you can replace the plants with new ones.
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sally. :)yes, i did read two books. one on ghengis khan - http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/93426
and this one which was very good also but a tougher read - http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/97...
cynthia helped a brother out on the parsley question and motorcycles use throttle on the handlebars because the foot controls (on most) are rear brake on right side and shifter on left side. the front brake is controlled with the left grip lever on handlebars and right grip on handlebars is the throttle. primarily it is controlled by a handlebar grip because it is the cool way you pretend to make motorcycle sounds as a kid. twist your right wrist back on the imaginary throttle while going VRROOOM - VROOOM - VROOOOM - bababababababa - VROOOM VROOOOM
Kevin, how will I do on the AP Calc exam next month??
esme - 87% which will be not bad considering the procrastination, goofing off and general avoidance of studying until shortly before.
*crumples up Harvard application*
Watch this video.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcJScB...
How is it possible that none of the guys behind her are casting glances in her direction as she dances? What's happening on the basketball (I think it's basketball) court that's so important that they're missing a sports illustrated swimsuit model do the dougie?
very easy. this is obviously at a WNBA game. too riveting to be torn away from
Ok...think about this.Jonathan, Gus, Clark, You and I are a ragtag bunch of losers hanging out in a park near an animal shelter run by Shelly Long. Let's say she's the younger Shelly Long, just to be clear. The animal shelter is going to be shut down and turned into a parking garage unless Shelly Long can raise money to care for the animals. We want to help, but the only way we can raise the 10,000 dollars she needs is to enter a basketball tournament for women. So we have to play basketball in drag and hope 1) we win, and 2) no one finds out we're men. Also, we need a coach, but the only coach available is Barb, who is currently coaching a girls' hockey team a couple buildings away. She becomes our coach and lots of cross-cultural hilarity takes place, like when she calls "icing!" to the ref in the middle of a basketball game, has the players run out in shifts in the middle of the game, and encourages Gus to check another team's center.
Questions:
1. Who of us will hook up with Shelly Long?
2. What sort of off-court hijinks will we encounter?
3. Who of us will hook up with a player from an opposing team?
4. What kind of dog would become our ragtag mascot, and what would be the dog's name?
5. What would be the title of the movie?
I wonder how much time RA spends thinking up these questions.
Sounds like a perfectly plausible made-for-tv movie, circa 1985. Curious how the answer man will respond to your 5 queries, RA...(Is it Shelly Long or Shelley Long?)
Cynthia wrote: "I wonder how much time RA spends thinking up these questions."
I wonder if he was a Thalidomide baby or grew up anywhere near Love Canal?
That entire scenario - except for the Shelley Long component - is imponderable, even for me.
I wonder if he was a Thalidomide baby or grew up anywhere near Love Canal?
That entire scenario - except for the Shelley Long component - is imponderable, even for me.
RA - 1) jonathon. he is the nicest of the bunch and closest to tom hanks in gentle personality (ie: see money pit)
2) our pre-game parking BBQ which we dub "Meatapalooza" upsets the animal rights activists and a brawl breaks out with RA screaming (as he is being tear gassed)"IT'S A VEGGIE BURGER DAMMIT" while clark and i hurl brats at the protestors. gus and jonathon slink away to watch the action with some babes.
3) clark. unfortunately it is another man in drag wearing a lisa lesley jersey. clark's response is: "i wondered why she was wearing a jock"
4) a shar pei that we call Hung
5) Balls Out
Kevin "El Liso Grande"3) clark. unfortunately it is another man in drag wearing a lisa lesley jersey. clark's response is: "i wondered why she was wearing a jock""
Wait... I thought Lisa Lesley WAS a man (?).
One day you'll pay, Kevin.
Wait... I thought Lisa Lesley WAS a man (?).
One day you'll pay, Kevin.
Kevin's responses to questions of this nature almost bring me to tears of joy.
Who killed Jimmy Hoffa, Kevin?
the butler. in the library with the pipe wrench. then they buried him in giants stadium. why do you think punts in this corner are called what they are?(somebody help her out here)
Frank Sheeran was the one that most likely took him out. He was cremated and disposed of. He was a mafia asset, so Chicago has nothing to do with it.
Did I ask you, Justin? Thank you, Kevin.
barb: it feels funny. like bologna in your shoes
How likely is it that I'm going to complete a 10-page lit review, 15-page research paper, 2 3-page final essays for my fem lit course, and one 5-page shakespeare film analysis before April 25, 2011? Oh, and do all my assigned reading too
Wow Brit, that is alot of work! My head hurts just thinking about having to do all that work. Good Luck!
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