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What about now?
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Now there are multiple mirrors.
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Has LG had this avatar from day 1?
esme - fake the illness, wing the speech and bluff the lab reportnext?
gail - because when you come to this thread all the answers you need are already here :)
Why oh Why did I wake up with pink eye this morning?
a: when will you be in amsterdam, and how come they let you out of your cell?b: did you ignore larry's identity crisis on purpose?
Please categorize incidents in which men are justified in punching each other in the balls and those in which they are not justified in punching each other in the balls.
Kevin "El Liso Grande" wrote: "esme - fake the illness, wing the speech and bluff the lab report
next?"
it worked. i enjoyed sleeping until noon, and then i went to school late and got a suprising A on the speech and did the lab at lunch. you're a genius...
next?"
it worked. i enjoyed sleeping until noon, and then i went to school late and got a suprising A on the speech and did the lab at lunch. you're a genius...
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lyzzibug - you woke up with pink eye because you had pink eye why you were sleepingnext?
janine - a. next friday. briefly. only at the airport for a few hours.
b. sorta
My dog turned green and smells because she found some hay to roll around in. What is the attraction for dogs to roll in smelly stuff?
RA - justified:
1) when very drunk and test driving new boxing gloves
2) when very drunk and trying out new cup
3) when one is a viking (or mongol) and he and another viking (or mongol) are proving their manhood/courage/stupidity to a woman (with a low bar for a man)
non-justified:
1) every other situation
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LG - america's top model? angelia. yes please
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Angelia has already been booted off, Oz.
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Lobstergirl wrote: "I was referring to 2014 actually."Ha! Good test of the Oz there, LG.
LG - oprah is trisexual. she'll try anything once. Badoom-pa!
Kevin "El Liso Grande" wrote: "janine - a. next friday. briefly. only at the airport for a few hours.
b. sorta"
the airport doesn't count.
how will my wedding go, and will the groom piss me off somehow?
Esme wrote: "how will my wedding go, and will the groom piss me off somehow?"Only by refusing to wear the treasured plastic pig cufflinks your father tries to give him.
esme - is will go like it goes. a few glitches, a few serendipity moments and mostly smooth. events like that are what you make of them. when you exhale and live in the moment your attitude alone dictates what kind of day it will be. oh, and sure he will piss you off. he will be late to something, say something incredibly stupid and careless, not get your magic moment or something. get over that too.
Let us ask Clark some questions...me first.1. Clark, what do your neighbors do that bugs you?
2. Do you ever cry from joy?
3. If you were a woman/gay man, would you rather have sex with Iggy Pop or David Johansen? For purposes of argument, let's say you can have them at their prime.
RandomAnthony wrote: "Let us ask Clark some questions...me first.
1. Clark, what do your neighbors do that bugs you?
2. Do you ever cry from joy?
3. If you were a woman/gay man, would you rather have sex with I..."
1) It's not my neighbors that are the problem, it's my one neighbor's Scottish terrier Angus, who barks at anything, including his own shadow. Granted, I torment the shit out of him, particularly in the winter when I know he's outside. I start tapping on the wall in our family room just to hear him yap and so his owners have to come outside to get him. Whenever we're out in the back yard, the little fucker will charge us (none of the houses in our sub have fences) and veer off at the last second while I wait calmly for him with my right leg cocked. One of these days I swear I'm going to drop kick him through the goal posts of life.
2) I cried like a schoolgirl when my kids were born. Does that count? I don't know... Ever since my parents died, something inside me clicked on (or maybe off) and I cry much easier than I used to. But don't quote me on it; I'll deny it.
3) I'd have to go with David Jo. He has much purdier lips than Iggy. Does that answer your question, Gacy?
1. Clark, what do your neighbors do that bugs you?
2. Do you ever cry from joy?
3. If you were a woman/gay man, would you rather have sex with I..."
1) It's not my neighbors that are the problem, it's my one neighbor's Scottish terrier Angus, who barks at anything, including his own shadow. Granted, I torment the shit out of him, particularly in the winter when I know he's outside. I start tapping on the wall in our family room just to hear him yap and so his owners have to come outside to get him. Whenever we're out in the back yard, the little fucker will charge us (none of the houses in our sub have fences) and veer off at the last second while I wait calmly for him with my right leg cocked. One of these days I swear I'm going to drop kick him through the goal posts of life.
2) I cried like a schoolgirl when my kids were born. Does that count? I don't know... Ever since my parents died, something inside me clicked on (or maybe off) and I cry much easier than I used to. But don't quote me on it; I'll deny it.
3) I'd have to go with David Jo. He has much purdier lips than Iggy. Does that answer your question, Gacy?
Clark wrote: "Does that answer your question, Gacy? "::snickers::
Heidi wrote: "Clark, what makes you LOL?"
Video montages of elderly people falling flat on their faces and asses on "America's Funniest Home Videos"
The Three Stooges
Traditional nursery rhymes as recited by Andrew "Dice" Clay
Tragic facial piercings
Video montages of elderly people falling flat on their faces and asses on "America's Funniest Home Videos"
The Three Stooges
Traditional nursery rhymes as recited by Andrew "Dice" Clay
Tragic facial piercings
Jonathan wrote: "Clark, who is this old man impersonating Ray Davies?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2011/..."
Being married to Chrissie Hynde would age anyone, Jonathan.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2011/..."
Being married to Chrissie Hynde would age anyone, Jonathan.
Clark wrote: "The Three Stooges"Shemp or Curly?
I grew up a couple miles from Gacy's house. I'm not kidding. It's creepy as, uh, you might expect.That tapping on the wall to make the dog bark thing is hilarious, Clark.
Ok, two more:
1. What makes you feel young?
2. If you arrived at home on your birthday, and all your friends jumped out and said "surprise!" and Morrissey was there, singing you happy birthday, what would you do?
Michael wrote: "Clark wrote: "The Three Stooges"
Shemp or Curly?"
Curly's a supernova compared to anyone, but that's not to poo-poo Shemp's body of work, in particular "Brideless Groom." I think he gets short shrift from Stooges snobs. I have to draw the line at Joe Besser, however. They should've folded up shop before dragging the brand name through the mud with him.
Shemp or Curly?"
Curly's a supernova compared to anyone, but that's not to poo-poo Shemp's body of work, in particular "Brideless Groom." I think he gets short shrift from Stooges snobs. I have to draw the line at Joe Besser, however. They should've folded up shop before dragging the brand name through the mud with him.
RandomAnthony wrote: "1. What makes you feel young?
2. If you arrived at home on your birthday, and all your friends jumped out and said "surprise!" and Morrissey was there, singing you happy birthday, what would you do?"
1. Kicking my kids' sorry asses at H-O-R-S-E.
2. Thank him for persuading the New York Dolls to reunite, then tell him, "Don't let the screen door hit you where the good Lord split you."
Nah, Moz ain't so bad except for "Frankly Mr. Shankly," which makes me want to avoid crowds, reflect, watch "Green Acres," and eat Pop Tarts. It hasn't happened lately, but I used to get told I looked like him. Oh well, we all have our crosses to bear.
2. If you arrived at home on your birthday, and all your friends jumped out and said "surprise!" and Morrissey was there, singing you happy birthday, what would you do?"
1. Kicking my kids' sorry asses at H-O-R-S-E.
2. Thank him for persuading the New York Dolls to reunite, then tell him, "Don't let the screen door hit you where the good Lord split you."
Nah, Moz ain't so bad except for "Frankly Mr. Shankly," which makes me want to avoid crowds, reflect, watch "Green Acres," and eat Pop Tarts. It hasn't happened lately, but I used to get told I looked like him. Oh well, we all have our crosses to bear.
I hope Kevin gets back soon. I suck at this.
You're doing great! 1. In your previous post you implied that eating Pop Tarts was bad. Why is eating Pop Tarts a bad thing?
2. Have you ever split your pants? If you have, please describe the event.
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