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Dec 23, 2010 01:49PM
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Fig Newtons?
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I am pro Fig Newton.I've never had an actual fig, but I've always wanted to try one. Do they taste like Fig Newtons?
I want a Fig Newton right now.
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I haven't had a Fig Newton in at least ten years, so I'm assuming I'm talking of the old school kind.
What if Bill Gates weren't a computer nerd who stole GUI technology from Xerox/Apple back in the 80s?
What if Al Gore hadn't encouraged and facilitated the development of the Internet?
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what if I wish everyone a happy, safe holiday. will post again after the holiday. have fun. life is too short for needless worrying.(this from a champion worrier).
What if KISS had never worn costumes?
What if Otis Chandler decided to take down Goodreads.com permanently?
What if cinnamon didn't smell like cinnamon?
what if the birth control pill had been discovered for men instead of women?
What if Jim had never started this thread?
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What if people decided to call a truce? Individually. On the battlefield. Like the Germans and Americans did in WWI, burying their dead, singing Christmas carols, and playing soccer together. What if we decided to stop being pawns in a game we don't understand or control or approve of and put down our weapons? What if?
What if camels really had to shave their toes in order to be fashionable?
What if I get stuck in an elevator with Dr. Phil?
What if someone made a thread in which we actually answered all of these questions?
What if we woke up tomorrow in a sociologically opposite world? The poor are rich; the powerful, powerless.
... and the meek shall inherit the earth.
What if you won the lottery?. . .then the next day the yellowstone caldera (super volcano) blew up?
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Once it blows, Sally, we're all goners. At least in a 1,000 mile radius.
Sally wrote: "Whoa. I'd buy a ticket for an aeroplane."Ain't got time to take a fast train.
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No, no, no, Sally. The proper response is...Lonely days are gone,
I'm a-goin' home,
.....
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What if antelope were a man's best friend?
What if I can't wake up until bedtime?
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Spanx stock goes up, along with options.
What if knee and elbow replacements were redesigned to work more like universal joints?
What if all mechanics knew as much as the guys on Car Talk?
Scout wrote: "What if all mechanics knew as much as the guys on Car Talk?"
How do you know those guys on Car Talk aren't as full of shit as a Christmas turkey?
How do you know those guys on Car Talk aren't as full of shit as a Christmas turkey?
I'm not sure what kind of turkeys you have at your house, Clark...but my in-house mechanical expert regularly disagrees with Click and Clack.
Oh no, Clark, your Christmas turkey was full of shit?
Maybe it was just the giblet bag and he thought it was shit?
Scout wrote: "Oh no, Clark, your Christmas turkey was full of shit?"
Yep, just like me.
Yep, just like me.
