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Félix
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Dec 22, 2010 08:11AM
Bah.
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Omaha, where the men are men, and the sheep are liars!
Jim, I thought Omaha was where all the cattle went? It's a sheep town too?
Not sure how many are there Michele, but apparently the ones that are lie.
in the streets? Don't they get run over by cars? Or are they in houses?
Omaha stockyards are abandoned for quite some time now.Oh wait ... was that pedantic?
What if that idiot I used to debate online hadn't written it "run a muck" and given me yet another fine opportunity to mock him?Nah, he'd still be an idiot.
what if people actually changed their minds after a debate instead of stubbornly seeing only their point of view?
Britt-Britt wrote: "Kurt Cobain was alive"
It give me bowel spasms to even think about it.
It give me bowel spasms to even think about it.
they'd shit on our heads. they'd be worse than pigeons.
Then we really don't want elephants flying!
Michele wrote: "what if people actually changed their minds after a debate instead of stubbornly seeing only their point of view?"
Then they'd be wishy washy and spineless instead of stubborn.
Then they'd be wishy washy and spineless instead of stubborn.
janine wrote: "what if clark was a beatles fan?"
Then I'd say, "Kill him now."
Then I'd say, "Kill him now."
Jim wrote: "Then we really don't want elephants flying!"suddenly dumbo's not so cute anymore.
What if poop smelled like cheese?
What if someone taught their child the wrong names for colors and animals?
Phil wrote: "What if poop smelled like cheese?"stinky cheese or good cheese?
Phil wrote: "What if someone taught their child the wrong names for colors and animals?"then pigs and elephants could fly.
janine wrote: "Phil wrote: "What if poop smelled like cheese?"stinky cheese or good cheese?"
Good point, limburger might actually smell better!
janine wrote: "Phil wrote: "What if someone taught their child the wrong names for colors and animals?"then pigs and elephants could fly."
I see what you did there. Niiice.
Yes VERY nice.Hey I noticed Phil writes I see what you did there, which is something Richard and I always say which I thought unique. Is this a popular phrase?
What if we had 5 moons and 2 suns.
What if time (illusory though it may be) reversed and started going backwards? Would we even notice?
Martin Amis wrote a clever book about that, Time's Arrow, where a Nazi lived backwards, and ash would swoop back in the chimneys and people would cry and hug and kiss and then be whisked away by train. Oh and his poop went backyards too. Hey, it's in the book!
Lori wrote: "Yes VERY nice.Hey I noticed Phil writes I see what you did there, which is something Richard and I always say which I thought unique. Is this a popular phrase?
What if we had 5 moons and 2 suns."
i've heard the phrase before.
I've written I see what you did there several times in this group. That's old internet speak right there.
My husband is obsessed with finding anything on which he can comment That's what she said about.
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I was in Borders today and saw a page-a-day calendar featuring 'Urban Dictionary.' On the box was a cartoon man saying "That's what she said."
http://www.amazon.com/Urban-Dictionar...
Also saw a calendar where you can interpret your poop. I walked quickly by.
http://www.amazon.com/Whats-Your-Tell...
janine wrote: "they'd shit on our heads. they'd be worse than pigeons."That's an image. :)
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then pigs and elephants could fly."
I see what you did there. Niiice."
Huh. I think about this a lot too. How do we really know, for sure that what you see and what I see is the same?
what if I could actually write a book?
Michele wrote: "what if I could actually write a book?"
Who says you can't?
Who says you can't?
If you're worried about technique, perish the thought. It should be more about attitude and feel.
OK. Great New Year's resolution: write a book. I have an empty notebook I can use.
What if we really could have a TC pot luck get-together?
Jim wrote: "Have you tried Michele?"She goes well with the cheese fondue.
What if you're all figments of my imagination?
Fig-a-ments of your imagin-n-n-n-n-nation?
What if figments tasted like what they sound like?
I don't think that would be all that tasty.
It's that process of figmentation that makes it all better.
