This is not The Haters Club You're Looking For discussion
The Prodigal Son has finally returned and now it's time for him to take his medicine. (Smetchie Interviews Alfonso)
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hahahahahah! somebody else =) i imagine myself with the chick i really wish i could be banging... and try my best to impressed her! if the sex is really good... i do a mantra... "i'm not busting first, i'm not busting frist, I AM NOT BUSTING FIRST GOD DAMN IT!!" (IT NEVER WORKS!!!!)
How long should the actual humping* last?*I'm pretty sure this means the intercourse part.
my most embarrassing moment was 2 minutes... proly less! idk! it all depends! i once tried one of those condoms that numb your penis... IT WAS HORRIBLE!!!! like 3 hours of continuous banging.... i was exhausted!!! but she was just warming up!!! my hip hurt! my legs where shaking... as i said horrible!!! she busted like 200 times! and had a blast... and at some point i started thinking that i will never feel my penis again!!! but over all... it all depends... if i like the chick... i can do 40 45 minutes of continuous banging... if i dont like her... i dont bust at all boys can fake it too... you wear a condom and act like you busted when you tired... chicks get mad if you dont bust... but again it all depends!
Alright. In reference to all the flaming things you do and say; are those just cultural differences, or do your own people consider you gay too?
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You're all worried about being seen as gay ("not that there's anything wrong with that" all the time, not that there's anything wrong with that). This tells me you may have had a bad gay experience that has scarred you. In the butthole. Describe all your gay lovers and why you don't like butthole pleasures anymore.
guahahahahahah! yes, my own people consider me mad gay!!! but i am not... i did try to do a dude in college... cuz you know! maybe everyone was right! maybe i was gay! well... it turns out i'm not... i aint getting into details... but it didnt go to far... there was no mouth kissing and no penetration... i didnt like it.. BOYS ARE GROSS!!! they dont smell sweet nor flowery, and they are not soft! and dicks are ugly! the dude was mad cool about it... and after that he stayed gay and i decided that i'm mad straight! no matter how much i like to cook, clean, watch romantic comedies, and watch fashion shows! or listen to abba! i'm straight! yay!
Now THAT was a great fucking answer.(you'll go into details for me later, in private, yes?)
You've got a really big mouth online and talk about all these girls and sex all the time. How many girls have you really been with? Just to be nice, you can count kissing.
hahahahahah, i always get asked this one! and i keep forgeting! but if you say i can count kissing... it goes way over 40... idk! i dont keep track of that shit!!! did you know i dont remember my first kiss???
(This is me talking inside the parentheses. You know like in the rp groups. Remember that time someone convinced you to try telling some girl a "gay" story to turn her on and all the examples you were giving were all totally fucking retarded?)
guahahahah dave is doing his thing!!!
Hi Dave!::waves::
Shove it up your ass ok?
That's sad you don't remember your first kiss! I'm pretty sure I remember mine. I mean, I might have them out of chronological order but I think I remember all of them.
A little while back you completely flipped out about voting and didn't vote for anyone, then started voting for everything, then stopped voting and demanded no one vote on yours, and now you're automating it...how about doing some charity work and letting go of the rage?
holy fucking shit!!!!!!!!!! tis there no privacy in goodreads????????????? god damn!!!! i already got 2 messages over this!!! i'm just having fun! i get really bored at night... nobody is online... i can't sleep... i dont wanna play with the british kids in CoD, so i walk surf around! i decided that i want to change the order of the people in the best reviwers list... so i vote a bunch of them! and i'ma do it again tonight! it's fun!! they all take it so seriously... and one bored/depressed guy with nothing better to do comes and fuck it up! out of nothing! for nothing! GUAHAHAHAH it amuses me... i'm sorry but i ain't stopping!
Off the top of your head, name the three things that chicks dig most.
money, cars, expensive clothes.
Ok we're almost done with the submitted questions and you stopped guessing the askers. Does that mean they stumped you?
yes... if i didnt propose an author i dont know who was!
Ok. How are you doing Alfonso? Do you need to take a break while we "change the tape" or anything?
i dont!!! carry on!!! i ain't got nothing to do! and the 809's are meeting after midnight =)
Ok. Sorry for the delay. My husband got on the computer.WTF are you doing in Florida when everyone knows you love NYC???
shit! i didnt saw this questions!! i was wondering!some family issues came up... i dont wanna talk about it cuz is kind of retarded... but the thing is that blood is heavier than what i first though... so i came... i am coming back next year!!! yay!!!
Alfonso wrote: "money, cars, expensive clothes."
yuck!
No. That's not what I love. I think you've been in Florida too long.
yuck!
No. That's not what I love. I think you've been in Florida too long.
This was a good interview, Gretchen. But sad about your sister, Bones.
I think you're a good interviewer, Alfonso. When you thought of the questions yourself, they were pretty funny!OK last submitted question:
After you lay waste to Canada, do you have plans for it?
hahhahahah! poor Brian! don't be mad at Greatchen! she is just Jealous! the only people that ever complained about the questions was her and Oddrun!!! i dont know why!!! i wouldn't have use em if i didnt think they were mad fun!!! still! my last answer!!!
the only place i'm laying to waste is Jamaica... unless every single Jamaican citizen apologizes to me for Atiba! but i am sending all the Canadians to the Focus Camps!
this was a great interview! i had fun!!! later on today i will analize the questions and tell you mu guesses of who i think authored each questons!
Thanks Alfonso!Gosh Brian I had no idea you were so touchy! I apologize. Here look: Those questions you came up with were very creative and insightful. And I've found some other things you've done to be amusing and entertaining. OK??
::pat pat pat::
you weren't picking up on the pat-pat-patronizing undertones?;)
You guys "both" wrote "good" questions. I "mean" it!
What do you think about during sex to prolong the act? (You know like baseball or chairs or ugly people)