I hate how I'm going to be the only single one there, tonight.

[Lori]

How about Most Fun!

[Dave]

I like how you said second best hair.

[The Crimson Fucker]

What about you being the one with more options and less responsibilities? I mean you dress to kill and free to do what you wish =) it sounds like a great position to me… you have your Knight with pretty hair, your Rook (is that the correct word?) with cute little kids, a horney Bishop (what an irony), and a horribly dressed Pawn… and in the mean time you the Queen who can move anywhere she fucking wants

[Dave]

The top one looks like Demi Moore.

[Dave]

Did I say Demi Moore? I meant to say compared to Sarah she looks like Michael Moore.

[Servius Heiner]

I don't know, that sounded pretty sexist to me...

[Charissa]

Sarah, I think you can take comfort in the fact that you are, hands down, the cutest one. And, also, my personal favorite. : )

[Amanda]

I don't know. They couldn't have been very good friends. They didn't even tell you the dress code.

[Not Bill]

I'm gonna go out on a limb here (not being the most suav-ay when it comes to gals) but Sarah has the whole "Naughty Librarian" thing going on. Woot!

[Erin]

=D
i'm sorry for your loss... what a ridiculous crowd