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1,000 Ways to get thrown out of a movie theater
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Apr 20, 2011 11:39AM
243) Slap people on the back of the heads when your getting to your seat.
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One time my friend shouted "this movie freaking sucks!" and someone shouted back "I know!!!!" Lol
Ian wrote: "One time my friend shouted "this movie freaking sucks!" and someone shouted back "I know!!!!" Lol"ROFL!!!!
Ian wrote: "One time my friend shouted "this movie freaking sucks!" and someone shouted back "I know!!!!" Lol"lol
QuotetheRaven wrote: "234) In the movie when they say "I love you" Yell "You skank, You said you loved ME!!""lmao, nice
Talk on your cell phone really loud. Sorry if this has already been posted...I haven't read through all the ways.
these just keep getting better!!yup it's been posted, bu i like it ;)
dress up as the good guy or the bad guy from whatever movie you're going to see and run up front and act out the movie as that character (make it look obnoxious too)
When there is a kiss scene, grab ur GF/BF, run up, and make out in front of the big screen
Stand in front of the screen and make funny faces during the best part of the movie.
Angelus_nigra wrote: "When there is a kiss scene, grab ur GF/BF, run up, and make out in front of the big screen"
and say "now it's 3D!"
and say "now it's 3D!"
(place big # here)Throw boiling hot noodles at every one in the audience, screaming"PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PENE!SPAGHETTI!ALFREDO!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Keep getting refils on popcorn and "accidently" spilling them on the floor.Have your phone on high, and make some one call you, then have a big fuss about picking up your phone.
46) run around screaming any word, especially cuss words
say the words be4 the characters announce everything thats going to happen "DON'T KILL HIM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HE DOESN'T DESERVE TO DIE"
get up and all of a sudden scream in the person next to you's face
Go around dressed in a black top hat and an old fashioned camera, randomly attack people, and then make them pose and say "SAY FUZZY PICKLES!"
Play gameboy in the back of the theatre. Then, in the middle of the movie, when your pokemon evolves, scream at the top of your lungs, "IT EVOLVED! IT EVOLVED!!!" And have everyone clap for you.
Dress up as mario and ask everyone "where's the princess?"
Dress up as link. Try to pay for your ticket in rupees. Then, when whenever anyone talks to you, only make like random shouts and don't talk. (Reference to how he doesn't talk in the games.)
Dress up like Ness, Paula, Jeff, and Poo and walk everywhere in single file. Randomly attack people with toothbrushes, frying pans, baseball bats, and yo-yo's.
Dress up like the happy mask salesman. Whenever people question you or your masks, say "You shouldn't have done that..." And do a creepy little chuckle.
Dress up like slender man and ask everyone for 20 dollars.
HANG UP THESE SIGNS IN THE LOBBY
I KNOW SOMEONE WHO DID THAT. IT WAS EPIC.
Play gameboy in the back of the theatre. Then, in the middle of the movie, when your pokemon evolves, scream at the top of your lungs, "IT EVOLVED! IT EVOLVED!!!" And have everyone clap for you.
Dress up as mario and ask everyone "where's the princess?"
Dress up as link. Try to pay for your ticket in rupees. Then, when whenever anyone talks to you, only make like random shouts and don't talk. (Reference to how he doesn't talk in the games.)
Dress up like Ness, Paula, Jeff, and Poo and walk everywhere in single file. Randomly attack people with toothbrushes, frying pans, baseball bats, and yo-yo's.
Dress up like the happy mask salesman. Whenever people question you or your masks, say "You shouldn't have done that..." And do a creepy little chuckle.
Dress up like slender man and ask everyone for 20 dollars.
HANG UP THESE SIGNS IN THE LOBBY
I KNOW SOMEONE WHO DID THAT. IT WAS EPIC.
randomley scream "I LOVE _______!" in the middle of the movie and when they die (if they die) scream "NO _______ I WAS YOUR BIGGEST FAN!" (i actually did hat! x3)
I LOVE HINAWA!
NO HINAWA...I WAS YOU BIGGEST FAN!
Randomly stand up in the middle and and scream, "OH MY PORK! THE PIGMASKS HAVE GOTTEN KUMATORA AND SALSA! QUICK, LUCAS! TO THE IDIOTMOBILE!"
Dress up like a stout,ugly guy in desert proof clothing. Bring lots of bananas and a monkey on a shock collar. Eat the bananas and throw peels everywhere and see what people do LOL
NO HINAWA...I WAS YOU BIGGEST FAN!
Randomly stand up in the middle and and scream, "OH MY PORK! THE PIGMASKS HAVE GOTTEN KUMATORA AND SALSA! QUICK, LUCAS! TO THE IDIOTMOBILE!"
Dress up like a stout,ugly guy in desert proof clothing. Bring lots of bananas and a monkey on a shock collar. Eat the bananas and throw peels everywhere and see what people do LOL
Post this on the men's bathroom door: http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/052011...Post this on the door to the HP theathers: http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lky...
Post this anywhere: http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgm...
Avery the link-giver (Girl pigmask *Faec palm*) wrote: "I LOVE HINAWA!NO HINAWA...I WAS YOU BIGGEST FAN!
Randomly stand up in the middle and and scream, "OH MY PORK! THE PIGMASKS HAVE GOTTEN KUMATORA AND SALSA! QUICK, LUCAS! TO THE IDIOTMOBILE!"
Dres..."
OMG! YOU ARE AMAZING!!!!!!!
Scream "OMFG!______________(insert famous person's name) is here!" and watch all of them run out so you can get the nest seats
Scream "OMFG!______________(insert famous person's name) is here!" and watch all of them run out so you can get the nest seats
Danielle the wrote: "Avery the link-giver (Girl pigmask *Faec palm*) wrote: "I LOVE HINAWA!
NO HINAWA...I WAS YOU BIGGEST FAN!
Randomly stand up in the middle and and scream, "OH MY PORK! THE PIGMASKS HAVE GOTTEN KUMA..."
YESSSSSS!!! MOTHEEEEEERRRR!!!!
*Crosses eyes over excitement*
NO HINAWA...I WAS YOU BIGGEST FAN!
Randomly stand up in the middle and and scream, "OH MY PORK! THE PIGMASKS HAVE GOTTEN KUMA..."
YESSSSSS!!! MOTHEEEEEERRRR!!!!
*Crosses eyes over excitement*
Sockkitty loves Penny! wrote: "Post this on the men's bathroom door: http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/052011...
Post this on the door to the HP theathers: http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lky......"
FREAKING EPIC!!!!
Post this on the door to the HP theathers: http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lky......"
FREAKING EPIC!!!!
Get 3 guys and a girl. Dress one guy up in a striped tee shirt and a baseball cap, one in a green jacket and glasses, and one like a ninja in a white ninja suit. Then dress the girl in a pink dress and a red bow in her hair. Then, give them frying pans, yo-yos, and baseball bats and see them wreck havoc. And if someone gets the reference, give them a cookie. XD
YES! MY FRIENDS AND I ARE GOING TO DO THAT FOR HALLOWEEN! WHETHER THEY LIKE IT OR NOT!!!! x3
Danielle the wrote: "YES! MY FRIENDS AND I ARE GOING TO DO THAT FOR HALLOWEEN! WHETHER THEY LIKE IT OR NOT!!!! x3"
Im getting my future BF (if i even get a BF) to dress up like jeff. Or ness. JEFF IS AMAZING! And so is tony. hahaha love gay tony <3
Im getting my future BF (if i even get a BF) to dress up like jeff. Or ness. JEFF IS AMAZING! And so is tony. hahaha love gay tony <3
yeah i know right!!!!!! jeff is dah bomb! my pro pic is jeff, paula, ness, and teddy. but you can only see paula and jeff <3
This on really happened when I saw Monte Carlo. And these people almost got kicked out: Spit on people and throw wrapper (straw,gum,etc.)
Danielle the wrote: "yeah i know right!!!!!! jeff is dah bomb! my pro pic is jeff, paula, ness, and teddy. but you can only see paula and jeff <3"
Actually, its ninten, ana, loid and teddy... but theyre similar! This is jeff in his awesome-ness (haha ness)
JEFF:
LOID:
Actually, its ninten, ana, loid and teddy... but theyre similar! This is jeff in his awesome-ness (haha ness)
JEFF:
LOID:
Throw multi-bottle rockets at any aleins you happen to see.
Hold up magical egg and scream "CLICK THIS! CLICK THIS!" >>
Dress up an army in pigmasks. Then, get a fat guy in a spider robot to lead it into the theatre. Chant, "ALL HAIL MASTER PORKY!!!" And sqeal like pigs. Then do a nazi salute to master porky!
sit close 2 the screen in the seats no1 ever wants and then b all obnoxious saying the screen isnt clean and go get a bunch of foamy soap and paper towels and stick it all on the screen
Avery the link-giver (Girl pigmask *Faec palm*) wrote: "Danielle the wrote: "yeah i know right!!!!!! jeff is dah bomb! my pro pic is jeff, paula, ness, and teddy. but you can only see paula and jeff Actually, its ninten, ana, loid and teddy... but the..."
oh, sorry *blushes in embarrassment*..... but i do think that is what my pic is!!!!!
46) Bring a sandwich made out of stinky gross chitlins and start eating it loudly.
Put woopie cusions on every seat
it would b so cool if they all sat down at the same time but no1 ever does :(
46.) Start yelling "I just had sex/And it felt so good!"
1) Just continue to cough throughout the whole mvie, especially when someone is talking so that no one in the cinema can hear them talking. 2) Also bring a crossword into the cinema and continue to ask "does anyone know what another word for ... is?really loudly,
3) Bring as many bright lights, flashlights etc. that you can carry in andturn them all on in the middle of the movie
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50) (since cant make out which #)pick a fight with boy next seat who keeps staring at you while making out with his girlfriend
52) shout and cheer like crazy whenever you feel like it :)
52) start trowing nachos everywhere (with cheese sauce) :P
dress up as a whoopie cushion ( i got mine at walmart) and sneak into the seat a person is trying to sit in and make your best fart noise ever!
