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1,000 Ways to get thrown out of a movie theater
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Tesse
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Dec 06, 2010 06:34PM
65) Host a bingo game during the movie.
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66.) Mug the person in front of you.67.) Crackle the wrapper in your Dibs box until the pesky woman in front of you gets the manager. (That has almost happened to me and my friend.)
when a catchy song comes on, dance up and down the stairs, singing along karaoke style ;)
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Laugh loudly at the sad parts and scream at the top of your lungs at the romantic parts:)
72) Complain at the top of your lungs about how loud it is in there.
73) Go in your swimsuit and snorkel, and invite people to your kiddie-pool party in the lobby.
74) Stick cotton candy in the person sitting in front of you's hair
75) Tell everyone in your row the color of your underwear
76) start eating someone else's popcorn
77) pee in the seats and then have someone sit in it :P
78) Bring a bullhorn and a book. Shout everything you read into the bullhorn throughout the whole movie.
Wingstar-Shadow The Hedgehog Lover!! wrote: "Jordyn wrote: "77) pee in the seats and then have someone sit in it :P"ROFLOLZ"
HAHA! ik ik...give me glory! :P
81) Bring a laser pointer to the theater and fuze people's retinas.
82) if its a horror movie, yell "DONT GO IN THE HOUSE!"
83) Bring an Easy-Bake oven. Make everyone in your row a cake while wearing an apron, chef hat, and oven mitts.
84) walk in front of the screen and dance to the macarena while singing it
lol, i lvoe the macarenca!!!85. throw popcorn at the screen ! >:D
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88) pee in the popcorn machine...and have everyone wonder why the butter tastes funny :P
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89) throw various fruits and vegetables at the movie-goers
90) At all the sad parts, laugh loudly and obnoxiously into someone's ear nearby.
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93) sell plastic pistols to people viewing the movie.
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95. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask ‘Why can’t you people just leave me alone?
96. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say “PICK ME! PICK ME!”
97. See what you can “catch” by casting fishing poles into different isles.
98. Play football and see how many people you can get to join in.
99. Play soccer using the whole store as your field
YAY 100!!
100. Try on bras over your clothes in the middle of the store.
101. Try to get people to race you across the store.
102. Sit on the floor and watch T.V. in the electronics department.
103. Pretend to speak a different language and see how many weird looks you get
104. Superglue quarters to the floor and count how many people try to pick them up
105. Switch all the radios to strange stations suck as polka or Mexican rap and turn the volume all the way up.
106. Fill up carts and just leave them around the store.
107. When someone is behind you in a narrow aisle, walk very slowly, humming to yourself.
108. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and pretend to be superman.
109. Walk up to random strangers and say “I haven’t seen you in so long!” etc.
95. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask ‘Why can’t you people just leave me alone?
96. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say “PICK ME! PICK ME!”
97. See what you can “catch” by casting fishing poles into different isles.
98. Play football and see how many people you can get to join in.
99. Play soccer using the whole store as your field
YAY 100!!
100. Try on bras over your clothes in the middle of the store.
101. Try to get people to race you across the store.
102. Sit on the floor and watch T.V. in the electronics department.
103. Pretend to speak a different language and see how many weird looks you get
104. Superglue quarters to the floor and count how many people try to pick them up
105. Switch all the radios to strange stations suck as polka or Mexican rap and turn the volume all the way up.
106. Fill up carts and just leave them around the store.
107. When someone is behind you in a narrow aisle, walk very slowly, humming to yourself.
108. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and pretend to be superman.
109. Walk up to random strangers and say “I haven’t seen you in so long!” etc.
♦Avery (link-giver/ wereyoshi)THIS IS SPARTA!!! wrote: "94) 95. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask ‘Why can’t you people just leave me alone?
96. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say “PICK ME! PICK ME!”
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Um...........That was for "1,000 ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart"........
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95. grab a random dude's drink and sip it, and say "hey CAN IZ HAV UR POPCORN!?"
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96) On the scary parts jump in to a random person who you don't knows lap and loudly suck your thumb
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97) Go up to a random person and say they stole your seat. When they say they didn't, kick them in the shins.
Jaiden♥ wrote: "97) Go up to a random person and say they stole your seat. When they say they didn't, kick them in the shins.":D
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100. Cusses at the top of there lungs for 5 hours no stop!
102.) If they have balconies, go up in an empty one, make barfing noises, and dump oatmeal on the crowd under you. When I did this they kicked me out.
