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1,000 Ways to get thrown out of a movie theater
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Jan 28, 2011 08:22PM
You'd probably get thrown out even if the skunk didn't stink out.
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185) Arrange for a wrecking ball to destroy the theater and go up to one of the staff and tell them what you did right before the theater is hit the first time.
186) run around screaming at people "have you seen my best friend the stuffed pickle?"
Okay, perfect.187) Pour your drinnks onto the heads of the people in front of you until you're kicked out.
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doing somersaults down an aisle would HURT!!!!
Not if you're good at gymnasticss or whatever.
189) Start pretending to be a chicken REALLY loudly.
You mean do the chicken dance? how about in front of the screen so people can't see?
Sort of but I meant pretend to be an ACTUAL chicken, as in squawking and stuff.
Or you could bring an actual chicken...
And maybe a kangaroo if you live in Australia.
That reminds me,190) bring your pet dog with you.
191) Start screaming you want your Mummy.
that won't get you kicked out,you'd get help!
192)Take a ball with you and bounce it against the screen the whole time. It can get REALLY annoying.
194)SHOUT I WANT ICE CREAM! EVERYTIME THERE"S AN EXCITING BIT.Seriously, I do want ice cream.
Mmmm, lime ice creammmmm.I don't like popcorn.
196)Mush an ice cream cone on top of the people in front of yous heads.
Perfect. But difficult.198)Dump a vat of hot wax onto people's heads (NOT RECOMMENDED)
247: Start a Flash Mob on opening night during a intense scene!!!
200) Bring a portable c.d player and blast music during the movie.
201) Learn the movie beforehand and choose a particular main character. When that character is saying something yell out the exact lines at thhe same time for the whole movie or as much of the movie you get through.
201)Sing in a discordant voice in an obnoxious volume.
Send out the morning birds to sing of the damage. Now that the calm's returned, I know I can't manage. You're standing in my doorway, though he's asleep in my bed.(Sings in a discordant voice at an obnoxious volume)
I guess i just didn't get how you can send morning birds to do damage.
Oh, That clears it up, thank you
I have no clue if this was posted already, but…100-something: yell fire in the crowded theater.
It's been done. and I think it's more like 200 or something.
Or the Exorcist. That's supposed to be the scariest movie of all time.
There IS nothing scarier. I haven't even dared to watch it, it's so scary.
Maybe. I mean, I haven't actually watched it so there might be scarier things out there and I wouldn't know.
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207)Barricade the exit and entrance doors plus the windows and i know this one has been done alread, trip the fire alarm.
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How about just a lighter and straw to make it burn? That would be you sued not kicked out...
