Finally! the one dude that went to the babe meeting!! say hello to Brian!

[The Crimson Fucker, King Of The Lost]

Hi Brian!

[The Crimson Fucker, King Of The Lost]

thank you for coming! and this is more like a lame Steven Colbert rip off! but i'm more of a megalomaniac than he is!!!!!!!


now let's get things started!!!!


WHAT THE FUCK BRIAN!? WHAT THE FUCK?

[The Crimson Fucker, King Of The Lost]

Well answer my friend... well answered!


let's move to the hardcore questions!


Okay, I have to ask this first... As far as I can tell, you were the only guy to show up to the mysterious Portland babe reunion - how did you get in under the radar? Are you "one of the girls"? If so, will you go to the NYC babe reunion?

[The Crimson Fucker, King Of The Lost]

ha! should have fake you was drunk and propose a threesome to the wife with one of the babes! and see what could have happen! if anything went wrong you could have blame it on the booze!!!!!!


still next question!!!


let's talk a little more of what went down on that reunion!!!


Did anything sexy happen in Portland they aren't telling us about? Feel free to tell exciting lies, if you haven't got any exciting truths.

[The Crimson Fucker, King Of The Lost]

I'm working on that! If I don't crash the nyc babe one I'm leaving goodreads!!


I think that's all I need to know from the babe reunion... let's move into something else!


Your avatar is a bird, and you have a shelf called "Birds are awesome" What's up with that? Please tell me this is just a hobby for you, and not a weird sexual thing like that guy in the Nicholas Cage movie "Birdy"

[The Crimson Fucker, King Of The Lost]

Umm... it sounds to me like you are planning to train em and use em as minnions in a sad attempt to world domination... but hey! Each to its own! Just don't fuck with my twin turltles and it will all be fine!


No offense, dude, but your reviews are very LONG. I mean, that's not necessarily a bad thing, but have you ever thought about trying to shorten things up a little? Some of us have day jobs we need to get back to. (Not me! I don't do shit! But I heard some complains!)

[The Crimson Fucker, King Of The Lost]

You damn right its doomed to fail! That's why I'm giving you the go ahead!


You're another "guns, gold, and government" guy like Esteban! Tell me more about that- should I go store some food and ammo in a cave somewhere and wait for the end of civilization? Cuz if that's the case I may have to speed up my world domination plans!

[The Crimson Fucker, King Of The Lost]

Wow! My sources were right! You do take shit mad serious!


Let's try some role playing to see if I can bring absurd back!


The police state you keep writing about has come... and gone. It was overthrown, and a free society built on its ashes. The thing is that you'll have to Name five literary characters to help you write the new Constitution.

[The Crimson Fucker, King Of The Lost]

Dude! You thanking me too seriously! It sort of amuses me! And eh! Thinks you one of my little angels! Guahaahaha!



Let's end this one with one you'll like!

As happens in The Timetraveler's Wife, you find yourself shifting about in time. For each of these situations, pick one GoodReader to accompany you and explain your choice a) You find yourself in ancient Rome with one other GoodReader b) You find yourself in preColumbian America with one other GoodReader c) You find yourself in the year 5700, on a city on Mars, with one other

[The Crimson Fucker, King Of The Lost]

for those who are too lazy to read


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAVp9t...