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[Sarah]

Yikes. It's so gonna say The Hater's Club under your "My Groups" section.

Pull up the ladder, honey. She's found your treehouse.

[Amanda]

Tell her to stay away from you!!!!!!!
I've often wondered what I'd do if my mom were to join GoodReads. I think she'd love it, but me? Not so much.

My condolences, dear friend. :(

[Amanda]

I mean, I'm sure your mom is awesome...

(She isn't reading this, surely... Right?)

[Charissa]

my mom joined ages ago, and at first was reading a whole bunch of my posts. but i think it's too much for her to keep up with. but, you know, there's not much she doesn't already know about me. she already had to survive my being naked on the internet. after that, I think it's all easy.

[Amanda]

Ew. (In an "I can't take my eyes off it" kind of way. And I like it.)

Please direct me to the thread in which Alfonso discusses his penis and your breasts...

[Reads with Scotch]

I am more intreasted in the nakedness and the internet, Charissa.

KD, and uber Bimbo's mom would be worth a watch too.

[Reads with Scotch]

Oh, I really hope she does! }:-D

::: Complimented by my very best cynical laugh::

[Dave]

Jeez, what book were you reviewing? "The Anal Sex Enthusiasts Guide To SF"? I think Pat Buchanan wrote that one.

[Reads with Scotch]

he he she said box :p

[[deleted user]]

My mother, if she were Internet-inclined, would not find any of my posts offensive. After all, I got my potty mouth from her.

She would, however, take every opportunity to embarrass the shit out of me by declared that I insisted on being diapered until I was 9 years old. Which, of course, isn't remotely true, but it's her word against mine. And who's going to not believe a mother, right?

[Reads with Scotch]

:-p

[Reads with Scotch]

Yeah, that’s nice. NO! Do it slower and more sluttish like... Yeah that’s it.

[Reads with Scotch]

So how does "Mom" feel about you buying lids, and smoking marie crotch?

[Reads with Scotch]

Is he wearing Capri's? If so defiantly hook him up with "mom".

[The Crimson Fucker]

Can somebody post Mamatambo goodreads page!!! I want to be friends with her!

[The Crimson Fucker]

Now I’m curious… how far will Motambo go to prevent that MamaTambo ever finds out of her secret hater life??? Will she take off her clothes???

[Dave]

I wonder if Nick is gonna call her MamaBimbo.

[[deleted user]]

I think it begs to be said: subconsciously, Sarah wants her mom to find this group. Kind of like wanting your mom to find your diary.

[The Crimson Fucker]

I think Motambo should invite MamaTambo to the group… tell her: here mom this is who I am… love me for who I am… I don’t want to hide myself no more… I hate stuff!!! And I’m proud of it…

[[deleted user]]

My mom has found my diapers. And my condoms. I have nothing to hide.

I just find Sarah's anxiety funny, that's all. It's funny to me how some people freak out in the presence, or near-presence, of their parents. I know people that are tougher than nails who turn into puddles of sweat when their parents are around.

I think this is cute. Cute, I say!

[Jackie "the Librarian"]

Sarah's like Sally Bowles, cleaning the polish off of her fingernails. She's as virtuous as a nun, really!

[Reads with Scotch]

I just found MontyBimbo's mama... He heheh Should I send her a friend request...

[Reads with Scotch]

Is it white and pasty?
Are there beads of sweat on your brow?
Are you getting weak in the knees?




I didn't find your mother. I didn't even look. That you don't want her in your secret club is enough. But the thought of it is still hysterical.

[Reads with Scotch]

}:-o NO! say it with me, NO!