From The U.K. it’s Manny

[The Crimson Fucker, King Of The Lost]

Hi Manny!!!!!!

[Manny]

Hi Alfonso! You there?

[The Crimson Fucker, King Of The Lost]

I'm always here! seriously! i sleep in the shack behind the poll house! (lame pun totally intended!)


let's get this started!!!!


WHAT THE FUCK. MANNY? WHAT THE FUCK?

[Manny]

Hello!!?

[Manny]

Was that a question?

[The Crimson Fucker, King Of The Lost]

hahahah, yes, it was! i start all interviews with that! you should have read the other ones to get an idea of what yo got yourself into!

[Manny]

I'll have to think about it. I think Aristotle would have said that the fuck is the fuck, since everything is equal to itself and different from every other thing.

[Manny]

On the other hand, Wittgenstein would say that "what the fuck" is a move in a language game.

[Manny]

The answer might be determined by any contextually relevant rule.

[Manny]

So, for example, a felicitous answer could be "fucked if I know".

[Manny]

I don't think Kant would have understood what you were talking about.

[Manny]

Next question?

[The Crimson Fucker, King Of The Lost]

ha! nice one!


let's talk about your beard! i think is glorious! i mean its the most awesome beard in GooGreads! i fucking love i!!! do people ever ask you to let them touch your beard? if so does it make you uncomfortable when they do? or you just let em touch the beard?

[Manny]

Oh wow! I am so flattered! You think it's even better than Jacob Ford's beard? I am a bit jealous of it but you think I don't need to be?

[Manny]

actually only women I am really close to ever ask to touch my beard, and then I love it.

[Manny]

most people show respect for beards, and that gives me hope for the future of our society.

[The Crimson Fucker, King Of The Lost]

i dont know who this Jacob Ford is... but i can assure you! your beard is magnificent! there is no need for you to be jealous of any beard!!! and i'm not being sarcastic or anything! i swear for my Kill to Death Ratio in Call Of Duty that i fucking love you beard!!! not in a gay way! (not that there's anything wrong with gay) still! pretty amazing! if i ever meet you would you let me poke it a little?

[Manny]

I should point out in all honesty though that this picture is out of date

[Manny]

and my 2010 beard is significantly greyer.

[Manny]

I hope I have not lost all credibility in your eyes

[Manny]

if so, I will just have to accept it.

[Manny]

Next question?

[Manny]

and I must say you are a tough interviewer.

[The Crimson Fucker, King Of The Lost]

that' just makes it cooler! like Gandalf! everyone knows that's where he store his powers!!! in the beard!!!!


now let's switch subjects... i have 3 questions for you... but they dont come from me! if you give me an impressive answer to all 3 of them (and remember, i'm easily amused, and i'm really hard to impressed) i will give you the name of the person who ask me to ask you those 3 questions! what you say? you down with that?

[Manny]

Ah, well I feel very reassured by your kind words! Not that I am insecure or anything.

[Manny]

But I'm not sure I could allow you to poke it. Even if you assure me that it's not the least bit gay.

[Manny]

If you want to bring along a beautiful woman to poke it for you, we can discuss terms.

[Manny]

I'll be reasonable.

[Manny]

Oh, absolutely! This is so Monty Python and the Holy Grail!

[Manny]

give me your three questions

[Manny]

I hope none of them are about swallows?

[The Crimson Fucker, King Of The Lost]

hahahahah! ok! let's do it!

mystery question #1!!!
You read a lot of French spy novels. Let me ask you: if the French are known for love and romance, why can't they make a spy character as cool as James Bond? Bond gets like three or four women every novel, surely the French should be able to top that.

[Manny]

OMG Alfonso, I just can't believe you said that. I can't.

[Manny]

haven't you seen ANY of my Brigade Mondaine reviews?

[Manny]

I have a special shelf for them.

[The Crimson Fucker, King Of The Lost]

But I did! and you must answer! remember you need to impress me to get the name of whoever wrote these questions!

[Manny]

Boris Corentin is five times as cool as Bond.

[Manny]

and gets a whole lot more women.

[Manny]

and, like, most of them are French

[The Crimson Fucker, King Of The Lost]

i have no idea of who Boris Coretin is!

[Manny]

so far more beautiful, sexy and sophisticated than Bond's chicks

[Manny]

except for Sophie Marceau and Carole Bouquet of course.

[Manny]

I will give you the link to my Brigade Mondaine shelf now

[Manny]

just wait a minute

[Manny]

http://www.goodreads.com/review/list/...

[The Crimson Fucker, King Of The Lost]

i hope you are aware that i hate AND I MEAN I HATE! everything french!

[The Crimson Fucker, King Of The Lost]

Mystery Question #2!!!!

Your professional work is studying language and computers. Do you think some day a computer will ever write a book that people will regard as great literature? Who will get credit for writing it- the computer designer? the programmer? Will you program it to write about sexy French spies playing chess in outer space?

[Manny]

these are the best books of their kind in the whole world!!

[Manny]

Alfonso, before I answer #2, let me just say you need to read a Brigade Mondaine and your eyes will be opened

[Manny]

Boris isn't French, he's Breton