I hate how apparently I need to get a baby!!!!

[The Crimson Fucker]

So… there was I bored out of my mind in a goodwill store… and I was browning through the romance books… cuz what the fuck! Sometimes they have funny covers! Anyway! I started to see a pattern emerge trough this covers… at first I thought the women that are into this shit like cowboys with perfectly waxed chest… but then a new pattern emerged! Women who read romance books dig cowboy looking guys who walk around with babies! Hell! Sometimes they even ride their horsies with the baby!!!! Now! I need to know what kind of women is the target audience for this crap! If they are hot chicks in between the ages of 18 to 60 I’m so getting my chest wax and a cowboy hat!!! Ohh! And just in case you doubt me! I built me a mural out of the books with cowboy looking guys with babies!


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[The Crimson Fucker]

1. so... you saying babies are chick magnets????


2. i'm not taking any more pictures for you!!!

[The Crimson Fucker]

K.I. wrote: "What happened to VHEMT, Alfonso!??!"

i'm not saying i'ma make the baby! i'l just adopt one and then return it to the store when it's cuteness goes away! complaining that it leaks or something!

[The Crimson Fucker]

Oddrun wrote: "Ahem, VHEMT?"

Voluntary Human Extinction something!

[The Crimson Fucker]

you can read all about it here:
http://www.vhemt.org/

[The Crimson Fucker]

i can get a vasectomy... and if a girl who i'm banging comes out pregnant... after that. trust me! i'll have something to say!

[The Crimson Fucker]

they have a section that explain how to join! and it's ok if you already have children!!!!



you know what i think was weird... when i was arranging the books... there were some people behind me checking out the other books... and long story short there is this big creepy mother fucker humming to the song they were playing (lady gaga's bad romance*) while browsing the romance books while laughing like a retard... i think i freak em out a little =( it was funny how the stayed away from me tho!!!


*fine! i was dancing a little too!

[The Crimson Fucker]

never read em! i just joined cuz i fucking hate babies! and humans! and human babies too!

[smetchie]

Seth! Do you have a son? I swear he's working @ my grocery store.

[[deleted user]]

He must look like a young you.

[smetchie]

What sarah said. Also he seemed the way I imagine you.

[Tom]

Also for having illegitemate grocery checking kids.

[[deleted user]]

He said that he sometimes had a reason that he wanted to hide his ip address, or something, so it didn't register that he was there. Or something. Gretchen's probably on her phone and that's causing something funky. <--based on nothing.

[[deleted user]]

Thanks.

I was hoping I got Ravenclaw on the facebook quiz, I just took, but it sorted me into Hufflepuff, as usual. Then I took the character quiz, though, and I got Draco Malfoy. What?!

Wait, have you read them? I'm going to go see.

[[deleted user]]

You only show having read the first one. Have you seen the movies?

[[deleted user]]

Yes, complain away.

[[deleted user]]

Please don't call me Master. Thx.

[[deleted user]]

We're probably not showing because we logged in before those guys who are showing. There are a lot of people in THC.

[[deleted user]]

Goodnight, Seth! I got sidetracked with cleaning.

[[deleted user]]

Yeah, the movies have to cut out many storylines for brevity, so the non-Harry stuff gets the focus. My complaint with the movies is that they have no heart. They look cool, but they don't feel the same.

[smetchie]

I agree with you, Sarah. (Though Seth, your complaints made me giggle.) I never really thought of it but they really are missing heart.

[[deleted user]]

He's 21. I just wikipedia'd him.