Now! with no idea of what she is getting into here! say hello to Christy Stewart!!!!

[The Crimson Fucker, King Of The Lost]

Hi Christy!!!!!!!

[Christy]

Hello.

[The Crimson Fucker, King Of The Lost]

i seriously think you have no idea of what you getting into here... you remember who i am? that guy who posted a bunch of dead animals pictures in your group? and challenged you to a who has the sexiest accent poll??? i mean! yo know i'm not mentally stable right?

[Christy]

I think you underestimate me, my dear. If you remember correctly, I enjoyed the photographs of dead animals, and even added a few of my own.

Also, and not to start this off on a bad foot but, I must remind you that I won the sexy accent contest.

[The Crimson Fucker, King Of The Lost]

ha! you did posted some of your own!!! the dead cat!!! it was awesome!!! and you did won that poll... like 2000 votes to 1... and the one vote for my side was mine!!! damn that was sad!


still! i've always wanted to ask a goodread's author this: do you notice and increment in your book sales by socializing around all these fucking nerds on goodreads?

[Christy]

My feelinds on the Goodreads community is mixed. I feel that anyone that publicly admits to reading books is a pretentious asshole but I've met a lot of great people on here, including my editor who is currently working on my next book with me.

[The Crimson Fucker, King Of The Lost]

WOW! i think that's my favorite answer of all my interviews!!!! i have the same problem!!!! i dont know why people around here take everything so fucking serious!!!!!! i understand any person's love for books or whatever! but this people get scary sometimes!!!!


ok! i need to ask this one!: is that real menstrual blood you selling??? i was afraid to click on that link on your homepage! the menses scare the shit out of me! but i find the idea of selling weepies covered in menstrual blood freaking hilarious!

[Christy]

That is very real and I am very poor. Serious buyers only. No personal checks.

[The Crimson Fucker, King Of The Lost]

OMFG!!!! i imagined i was going to to creep you out by being me... but to be honest you sort of creeping ME out!!! you know what ! fuck that ! i'm laughing my ass off here!!!! that's fucking gross! and funny!!!! awesome!!!!



are you a natural blond?

[Christy]

I've been dying my hair blue too long to tell. All I can tell you is that the carpet matches the drapes.

[The Crimson Fucker, King Of The Lost]

HHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA! WHAT THE FUCK!? SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK!? WHO SAYS SHIT LIKE THAT!?



ok! i feel the need to make you uncomfortable now! you put me into "she ain't crazier than me" mode!


have you always been like this creepy/open? or did some horrible trauma happened to you when you were a kid that made you this way?

[Christy]

From what I've heard I've always been a pretty happy and frank person, but little of the records on my childhood remain after the destruction on my home planet of Krypton.

[The Crimson Fucker, King Of The Lost]

dude! that's fictional identity theft! i will not tolerate this!!! Superman is a personal friend of mine! and i will not have you stealing his live story like that!



what's your next books is going to be about?

[Christy]

A rehab facility for chronically ugly women.

[The Crimson Fucker, King Of The Lost]

shit! that sounds great! i heard the only excuse people have this days to be ugly is to be poor!


who is the GoodReader you hate the most?

[Christy]

Myself. I am always reading the worst books and giving them 5 stars.

[The Crimson Fucker, King Of The Lost]

ha! guilty book rating.... a common condition among goodreaders!


have anybody buy any menstrual blood samples so far?

[Christy]

This really isn't my best season. I hope sales pick up as my flow thickens, around Christmas.

[The Crimson Fucker, King Of The Lost]

oh god! that's so fucking wrong! i mean that's wrong in so many fucking levels!!!! i think i found something more disgusting than the twinkie tampons!!!! i've been outdisgusted again! BY A CHICK!!!! this is not right!!!!



Why dont you tell me a little about yourself... what do you do for fun when you are not writing or covering tissue in blood for sale?

[Christy]

I read a lot of romance novels and watch MMA tournaments.

911 was an inside job.

Legalize it.

[The Crimson Fucker, King Of The Lost]

the fuck! am i the only person in this planet who thinks any MMA match is gay beyond believe (not that there is anything wrong with being gay) but you know! is just 2 sweaty guys dry humping each other in the middle of a tiny arena! is just wrong!

dear god! i find that 911 was planned by the usa offensive! and sort of retarded! but is a free country! and i thought it was already legal in L.A!!!



who do you think is/was the crappiest, most over rated author ever?

[Christy]

Myself.

[The Crimson Fucker, King Of The Lost]

you won't talk shit about anyone would you?


fine! name 3 books that changed your life.

[Christy]

Familiar Scars, Satan Is The New Cupid, and Loath Letters.

[The Crimson Fucker, King Of The Lost]

never read any of them! but i'll check on your reviews later on!


lets end this interview with a something cute:


tell me what was your favorite thing to do as a little girl?

[Christy]

I liked to play liar's dice with the Viet vets at the VFW meetings.

[The Crimson Fucker, King Of The Lost]

hahahahahah, dude! you were fucking amazing! i'ma get my balls busted for saying this.... but so far this was my favorite inter view! i had a blast! leave your last words cuz after you post i'm closing this thread! but i am looking forward to another interview with you! you fucking awesome!

[Christy]

I'd like to leave with these words:

You down with OPP? Yeah, you know me.

[The Crimson Fucker, King Of The Lost]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4hHT7... for those too lazy to read