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I hate when guys leave the seat up........
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Jul 12, 2008 05:27PM
I live with 4 guys....34, 12, 10, and 9. They toilet seat is lifted several times a day. i can see during the day, but when i wake up in the night, half asleep, and just want to get to the b-room and go to bed. so tired i don't even turn on the light.....then i sit and FALL right in. WONDERFUL suprise from my family. and then there r times when the 9 yr old forgets to flush....don't even want to go there!! I think i'll go on strike... lol :)
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and this is reason #478 that i am convinced i live with the perfect man. in spite of being raised mostly by his dad in a home with 2 younger brothers, he has never ONCE left the toilet seat up. he even puts the lid down without my ever having even suggested it.although it might have something to do with his having grown up with a dog. i know that my brother also never leaves the seat/lid up, but that was becuase when we were kids our overly inquisitive family cat went tearing through the house soaking wet one too many times.
Get over it. Our penises have massive urinary power. Once we've taken a leak, our brains go to mush, hence us leaving the seat up.
Make you a deal: we'll put the seat down if you put the dishes in the dishwasher...
(*gets ready for the inevitable "go fuck yourself"...*)
Make you a deal: we'll put the seat down if you put the dishes in the dishwasher...
(*gets ready for the inevitable "go fuck yourself"...*)
if putting away the dishes is the price i have to pay to avoid having a wet cat (yes, my current cat also likes to do toilet bowl inspections, and is also very clumsy) and/or falling in, then i will pay it gladly.
My husband is only allowed to poo in the guest bathroom. He listens.
Carlie, don't you think your hubby's sneaked a dump in your bathroom when you're not at home?
I'm with Donna, having known (but not lived with) a few men who can't be arsed to lift the seat up at all.Their seat, in their house so far be it from me to tell them how to pee but visible pee splash on the toilet seat should be gross to EVERYONE, not just those of us who pee seated.
Perhaps I am assuming too much by thinking they have to sit on their toilet seats at some point. Maybe they like sitting in pee, who knows?
I'm rambling, aren't I?
i've actually had a lot more trouble with pee splashed all over the seats in women's restrooms than on toilets that i've shared with men, and i've had more male housemates than female (i was always a bit of a faghag... what can i say?)and it's not just that it was cleaner becuase they were gay (because that's always the first suggestion for my other question as to why the shower in a house with men is always cleaner than one in a house with women), becuase i've never once had the problem in the years i've lived with my (very straight) boyfriend either. the one who always puts the seat down and closes the lid.
Why is this toilet seat debate ongoing for so long. It is simple... the thing has a lid that closes when it is not in use, like cupboards, refrigerators, and mouths, hopefully ( sorry, mouthbreathers. You know who you are... and it's just not attractive, okay) I do agree with Tracy...women make far more and (more terrible) messes in the bathroom than do men. Fact, folks.
Damn right. My wife's side of the bathroom - we have a double-sink vanity in our master bathroom - is a mess of hair products and blonde hair and all other kinds of HBA products. My side is neat.
And I'm the ass that gets to clean that bathroom every week.
And I'm the ass that gets to clean that bathroom every week.
Gus. No he can't. His poo is toxic and lingers. So yes, I would know. And he's pretty regular so I know his schedule.KD. You should be feeling sorry for me who before this rule had to endure brushing my teeth whilst holding my breath or doing it in the guest bathroom.
Either way, one of us had to be banished to the guest bath. And since he's the mister stinky lingering poo pants, the banishment befell him.
Incidentally, guests have remarked how unfair it is that they can't use the bathroom for hours after he has occupied it.
Damn wrong. My husband's side of the double vanity is a mess of contact lens containers and solutions, eyeglass cases, shaving products and byproducts. Compared to his side, my side is good enough for an OCDer.Though I'm the lady who ends up cleaning that bathroom, I ignore his side and use my mysophobia as an excuse.
aw, he sounds like my cat. maybe he should change his diet? i put the kitty on a strict diet of chicken-based food only (no fish EVER), and he doesn't get fed until i'm done with all the bathroom getting ready in the morning stuff, in the hope that it would deter him from leaving toxic waste for me to enjoy while putting on my makeup. maybe you should do that with your husband.
The only time I ever continually left the seat up was when I went out with a woman with a filthy ass.
I don't think it's his diet cause all poo stinks. My assumption is that it permeates everything because he allows it to by sitting on the toilet for an hour or more. When I evacuate my colon, I flush almost as soon as excrement hits water so there is an odor but the scarcity of odorant molecules renders it powerless. Alas, when my husband is on the throne, he takes his reading material with him and is prepared for the long haul. And as he lingers, far more odorant molecules are allowed to enter circulation and into intimate relations with bathroom wall, shower curtain, and *gasp* guest toothbrushes.
I have no clue why it takes anyone more than a minute or two to defecate.
Though I must admit when I'm in a diarrhea situation (which happens too often because cooked cheese does not sit well with me and I gotta have my cheesecake) hubby gets a run for his money. If I had a dime for eveytime I've heard "what died in there?"....
Though you may be right Tracy, my sister has mentioned that his poo smells like the food he eats, i.e. spicy, and like it must provoke a ferocious burn on the way out (which may explain the length of stay).
ok...i didn't expect this big a debate!! and really gus, no one gives a fuck about your guyzes penis power...it should become automatic for u to put the seat down...you've had at least 18 years to learn b-4 u get married.
Uh Mzz, hate to say this but uh, look at the Peace, Little Haters post.
I live with three men as well. (but one is never home. that uncaring ass.). They ALWAYS leave the seat up and they always decide to use my bathroom! DX And they'll piss on the seat and guess who cleans the bathroom? Me. God do they have hand-eye coordination issues or what? Jesus.
One word, Sierra: Saran Wrap.ok, so that's two words.
Point. Saran Wrap in the other bathroom/s. Wouldn't hurt to remove a light bulb or too as well, as a precaution.
I hate when little kids complain about cleaning up after adults... Whinny un-grateful little piss ants. If you don't like the facilities provided for your use then go get your own. In the age of equality, I do not believe it is too much to ask, that women put the seat down, and guys lift it up. It it like a nice little bathroom dance.
they are only held on by two screws, shouldn't be too hard to figure out some sort of quick release.
It's been one hour and forty minutes. Got the blueprints drawn up yet?
maybe a telescoping toilet seat.actually never mind. that's more difficult than just a simple lift...
How about a toilet seat with a pedal like a garbage can lid? Want the seat up, step on the pedal. When you're done, take foot off the pedal, and the seat drops back down.
all this talk of removable toilet seats, and all i can think about is that one episode of dead like me where the little sister steals toilet seats from all the bathrooms in her school and hangs them on a tree in her backyard.which, there you go donna, toilet seat carrying around problem solved! just hang it somewhere out of the way.
although this wouldn't solve the public restrooms ickiness issue, but we can work on that one.
This is how I see it – if a guy is over 20 and his aim/control is still such that he makes a mess on the seat, he should be forced to sit down while he makes. That should teach him. Of course, there are times when you get the split stream, when it goes in two or three different directions for some reason. That is beyond our control.
Rust, many months ago, I brought the "crazy stream" problem into public view... they still dn't care. Also Slap yourself. I will never squat to pee.
thank you! its sooooooooo gross to go to the bathroom with piss all over the seat its like "Could you at least make the effort to clean it up!" GAH!
just so you know Erin, I'm watching you. Not in a creepy kind of way, but in the way where I will scream bloody murder and rip your clavical out, if you start over doing it with the teenie-isums.
sorry Nick =)
haha thanks Tom. That'll be as funny as hell...I did fall into the toilet once because I didn't look before I sat down. Yeah, that sucked. And that uncaring ass I just talked about? Yeah, he just moved out and missed my birthday. That little....f**k..
Hmmmmm......actually that's a good idea to Bunny. Maybe I can make a padlock out of saran wrap?...I don't know what thep oint of that would be BUT I want to use both of your ideas.. haha I'm so bad.
wow saran wrap... do youthink that would work?
Yes, Saran Wrap works. Over the bowl but under the seat, obviously. Needs to be stretched tight enough that there are no visible wrinkles, and dim light helps-- thus the suggestion to remove light bulbs.
Perfect...ew, my bro just peed on the floor. That little nasty.
I hate that women are so fvcking lazy they don't leave the seat up for me.
Congrats daniel, we learn something new everyday
I always put the seat-- and the lid-- down just because flushing atomizes germy water and spreads it all over the room i keep my toothbrush in. Also, it seemed like a good idea after the cat fell in.
I've been putting the seat--and the lid--down since 09/21/2008 09:05PM.
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