I hate sleep.

[Rusty]

I do. I don’t understand why people enjoy it so much. I go to bed. I wake up after 6 or 7 hours, and I feel like poop. If you feel worse when you wake up, what’s the point? Maybe it’s because I’m old, I don’t know. But I don’t remember ever enjoying it that much. At this point, I only sleep because if I don’t, I die. If I didn’t have to sleep, I could really get some stuff done. There would be no one awake, no phone calls, silence. I could do stuff around the house, do some reading, work out……. Okay, so I probably wouldn’t do anything constructive, but that’s not the point.

Go to hell, sleep!

[Carlie]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Dave]

Have you considered crystal meth, Rusty? I'm just saying there are options.

[Emma]

Well, if I didn't have to sleep, I would read more, but then again, I'd probably spend all my time on GR like I do now!

[Carlie]

He doesn't need meth.
He needs to stop being so lazy.
Sleepwalkers can get their 8 hrs and make a sandwich or drive at the same time.
Rusty needs to stop being a lazy sleeper who stays in bed the whole time.

[[deleted user]]

Babies hate sleep.

I love sleep. I love getting sleep any chance I get.

[Emma]

Sleep rocks! The only thing I can't stand is time zones, those damn time zones keep me from talking to awesome people on Goodreads!

[Tesse]

I didn't hate sleep until it started hating me.

[Carlie]

I agree with Gus....you're a baby!

[Rusty]

Thanks for the suggestion, Dave. I don’t think crystal meth is the answer, however. I read somewhere that it makes babies like me gassy.

[[deleted user]]

Waaaaaaaaaaaah!!!