I hate the color green!!

[The Crimson Fucker]

So… I was recently involved in what we tought will be a smart paint job… the people who lived in the soon to be new crib had this thing with the color green… the whole house was covered in different tones that went from shit green to vomit green to baby vomit green… so we decided to paint the master room in a more eye pleasing color… now keep in mind that whenever I say something that involves hard work and the word “we” I mean “me” so there they dropped me with 2 gallons of “clair de lune” and a can of Monster…. Hours later I found myself for the first time ever out of curse words! That fucking baby vomit green refused to leave those walls!!! I had to double paint everything!!! Even so! every time I thought the work was finally done… more fucking green appeared out of no fucking were! I cursed the gods of color (is there such thing???) I cursed my roll paint thingy, I cursed my brush, I asked my voodoo deities to cast a curse on the old hag who used to live there and make her clitoris fall off for putting that demon paint on those walls!!! At that point my little sister told me to just give up… she told me to “embrace” the fucking green! To be one with it!!! And I was in such level of despair that I almost listened to her hippy crap! But quickly came to my senses! No fucking green wall was going to defeat the all mighty Takonator 200! I grabbed my roll painty thingy and unleashed my mighty battle cry! (is FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU RIGHT IN YOUR VAGINA!) drank the rest of my Monster, and tackled it like if I was taking on the fucking Hulk! And yes! 3 hours later I was done! I painted the mother fucker! The green died! It died like a dog! And I laughed! Till I was reminded that I still needed to paint the rest of the fucking green hell….



Tomorrow we’ll talk about my epic battle with the Shit Green in the living room…

[smetchie]

You know sometimes it shows through again once it dries?

[The Crimson Fucker]

oh, i know! i have a picture of me standing in front of the dry walls... looking awesome and epic! after defeating the green monsters!

[smetchie]

Oh good. Next time you're using primer right?

[The Crimson Fucker]

that was the first episode... i learned my lesson! i painted the rest of them with a white special shit that was supposed to cover them up before i used the next color... i hope you ready for the next one! cuz it had calluses on it!

[smetchie]

Guess what my favorite color is?

[The Crimson Fucker]

green?

[The Crimson Fucker]

Guess mine...

[smetchie]

Black?

[The Crimson Fucker]

red =P

[smetchie]

I thought red first but it seemed too obvious.

[The Crimson Fucker]

i also like pink!