Things That Rightfully or Not Bug Me Showing 301-350 of 1,934

[Jonathan]

joke traps?

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Sally wrote: "People without babies bug me. They're so smug."

People with babies are smug too. Everyone is smug.

[Jonathan]

Even the babies?

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I wish babies would wipe those smug looks off their faces.

[Jonathan]

Sorry I asked...

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

::nods smugly::

[Jonathan]

Smug crustacean.

[[deleted user]]

I've never seen a smug crustacean before. I'm in awe!

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Thank you, Gail. She said, smugly.

[ms.petra]

Kevin "El Liso Grande" wrote: "i wanna flippin baby"
a "flippin grandbaby"

[Félix]

One thing that bugs me is when I'm walking down the street and someone comes up and smugs me.

[[deleted user]]

I wouldn't mind a good smugging.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Smugging ≠ snuggling.

[[deleted user]]

Ahhhh well you could be right I just ran it by the Urban dictionary. It isn't a term I've heard before. It sounded like it would be a fun thing...and it might be for Larry.

[Janice]

Close encounters of the smugging kind...

[Kevin]

petra - that's right

[[deleted user]]

Big pharmaceutical company bashers. You can bash them all you like, but all the tears Liz Taylor shed, all of the wisdom of the Orient, all the quilts strewn across the National Mall in front of the Capitol, and all of your coffee enemas and holistic healers couldn’t replace a couple of hits of AZT.

[Sally, la reina]

Wassat, DaddyO?

[RandomAnthony]

Clark, are you near Upjohn? Aren't they a big Michigan company?

[[deleted user]]

RandomAnthony wrote: "Clark, are you near Upjohn? Aren't they a big Michigan company?"

They started out in Kalamazoo, about a 2-1/2 hour drive due west, and long since chopped up, merged, and parceled out. I think there is some sort of merger with Pfizer in there somewhere.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I'm still trying to process the oddness of #398-399.

[[deleted user]]

Congratulations. I read it, went blank, then moved on.

[Sally, la reina]

Can you just explain what a "couple hits of AZT" is to me then, you two?

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Two doses of the HIV drug azidothymidine?

[Sally, la reina]

Hm. I'm confused too now. I thought it was a cat tranquilizer or somesuch.

[Jammies]

Ugh, the ice cream truck in front of me yesterday had two extremely low tires on the right, so it was tilting, and the tailpipe was drooling gas-scented smoke. I thought the whole thing looked like it had had a massive stroke.

[Sarah]

Great visual, but ugh.

[Allison]

The guy from Law & Order CI really gets under my skin.

[Sarah]

Is that Vincent D'Onofrio? That's a funny phrase considering that he spent Men in Black as creepy crawlies wearing his skin.

[Sally, la reina]

The entire concept of Law and Order (and all other violent crime television shows that seem to glamorize and trivialize violence against women as "entertainment") gets under my skin.

[Scout]

They create jobs, so reality shows shouldn't bother me; the fact that they're so popular does bug me.

[Allison]

Sarah Pi wrote: "Is that Vincent D'Onofrio? That's a funny phrase considering that he spent Men in Black as creepy crawlies wearing his skin."

That's funny!

[Allison]

Scout wrote: "They create jobs, so reality shows shouldn't bother me; the fact that they're so popular does bug me."

What bugs me is that sometimes I get into reality shows.

[Félix]

What bugs me is that sometimes Allison gets into reality shows.

[Allison]

Haha at least we agree!

[Félix]

Sometimes.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

The solution for screaming babies and toddlers in restaurants is, first, if you have them, don't go to a nice restaurant. Go to a family restaurant. Second, have dinner at 5 p.m. Don't wait until the 7 or 7:30 hour to have dinner. Let people without children eat at that hour.

I heard someone on the radio just today saying that they got a babysitter for their 4 small kids in order to have a quiet night out - and at the next table at the restaurant was a screaming baby. So the annoyed people at the restaurant might actually be parents themselves...

[Scout]

... who are paying for a romantic night out.

I do think that restaurant owners should have the right to create an ambience that complements the food and services they provide.

[[deleted user]]

Lobstergirl wrote: "The solution for screaming babies and toddlers in restaurants is, first, if you have them, don't go to a nice restaurant. Go to a family restaurant."

Yep. When the twins were about 18 months old, they laid complete waste to Szechuan Empire without ever leaving their high chairs. The manager swept up enough rice off the floor to stagger Bangladesh and was at our table so much I invited him to join us for a sake bomb.

If looks could kill...

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Oh, well food on the floor is a given. No way around that. As long as they didn't pull the tablecloths off the table with all the dishes and cutlery aboard.

[Allison]

The phrase "not excepting new members" and people who stop at yield signs

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

People who blow through (or roll through) stop signs. In my fantasy life I ticket every single one of these mofos.

[Allison]

Lobstergirl wrote: "People who blow through (or roll through) stop signs. In my fantasy life I ticket every single one of these mofos."

I agree! It also bugs me when people stop when they have a green arrow.

[Cyril]

I am bothered by untranslated foreign language passages in books.

[Leslie]

I hate that too Cyril!! It drives me nuts.

[Cynthia]

I am annoyed that the past few days of 99 degrees plus humidity beyond belief just happened to align themselves with my onset of hot flashes.

Are hot flashes and night sweats equally annoying in the winter months?

[Allison]

because it is using the wrong word!

[Sally, la reina]

Why did you even have to ask?!?! That sign would be Very Painful for me to endure EVERY DAY.

[Félix]

It would be good therapy.

[Scout]

Trash on the ground, but especially on the beach.