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why in the world would you put a hair tie around your neck
Maybe she was pretending to be a dog to entertain a younger relative and needed a collar to make is believable?I start petting the strands hanging from the tassel because it's so smooth, and I keep petting it faster and faster until it wears out and disintegrates my hand, but it's already stolen my attention, and I keep petting it with any part of my body until it's disintegrated all of me.
I drop a veggie salad.
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I drop salad dressing.
i put the salad dressing on a chicken sandwich (cause Zoha's mom put some on her chicken sandwich and it was the best chicken sandwich ever!) but the chicken isnt cooked properly and it gives my food poisoning so bad i diei drop the undercooked chicken
I feed it to my dog and it makes my dog chicken-obsessed and she eats all our food and we starve to death because some guy shows up and takes all our money.I drop a dog brush.
i brush my dogs with it, but when I'm brushing one, the other goes into a jealous rage and kills mei drop my cat (the grouchy mean one or the friendly nice one... your choice)
The mean cat scares me so I lock it in a cage. The cage is huge and unbreakable but when I put on a lock the cat goes on a rampage, tips it over the counter, and it falls on me...it crushes me and i dieI drop (hmmm what cant kill you) I DROP...AIR
I walk into the dropped air, and I'm so surprised that I've found extra air, that I go and scream my findings at a scientist. That scientist gently tells me the impossibility of such a thing, but I insist. I know that I'm not crazy.But the scientist finally gets sick of me and puts me in an asylum. I'm deemed insane and this harsh truth drives me truly insane until my will to live leaves me, and I don't want to deal with a world that doesn't except that I'M SMARTER THAN ALL OF THEM! AND THEY JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND! So I find the nearest sharp object and pierce my chest over and over until movement is impossible and I'm dead.
I drop a brochure explaining the benefits of therapy with a free sample of anti-depressants. *Irony*
There you have it. Air killed me.
You really gotta be accident prone for that to happen.
BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
technically, it wasn't the air that killed you... you stabbed yourself
It was because of the air that I stabbed myself. Therefore, the air took part in the stabbing.Like Jeffery Johnston. Because of Cyber-bullying, he killed himself. The blame still goes to the Cyber-bully.
hmm i take the anti-depressants, but i wasnt exactly depressed to begin with, so they simply put me in a supremely good mood. im in such a good mood that i run around all happy on top of the railing of a bridge. you figure out the rest.i drop a tiny chip of the metal railing on the bridge
The tiny chip of metal falls on my shoulder, and it buries itself in my skin because of how fast it was falling. It hurts, but I continue onward. I come across something huge and silver, and as I walk toward it, I find out that it's a supermagnet. Forgetting about the piece of metal, I get closer and closer, but it catches me in it's magnetic field and I fly toward it, my shoulder finally slaming into it. That hurts really bad, and I think I break my shoulder, but I starve in the next week, and die.I drop a Coca-Cola.
i drink it, but ya know its bad for you, so it dissolves the lining in my stomach and the acids in my stomach eat through my skin and kill me. so thanks for dropping thati drop an empty Coca-Cola can
well, I take the can to the recycling center, because I'm a good person like that, but when I walk in a giant machine is crushing all the cans. I go to get a closer look, but I fall in and the machine crushes me
I drop my fairy godmother
I drop my fairy godmother
Your fairy godmother becomes my fairy godmother because I'm the first to find her. I wish for everything I could ever want, including more fairy godmothers but they all get jealous of each other and start to fight. I say, "Stop fighting each other!" And one of them says, "Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it!" And I am attacked by all of the fairy godmothers. They gag me before I can wish for them to stop.I die.
I drop a signed copy of
that I somehow obtained before it even came out!
i read it and a hobo kills me for it.i drop the hobo!
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your evil cousin kills me for a french fry.i drop that french fry.
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I drop a CD.
I listen to the CD and start jumping up and down and singing at the top of my lungs. My brother (who had a serious temper problem) grabs his BB gun and shoots me for singing during "Mythbusters" which he won't stop watching on the Netflix on demand for Wii, because it's his obsession right now, and it somehow hits me right on the temple, and I die.I drop a rubber band, which, before I die, I try shooting at him as a last attempt at revenge, and miss.
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I drop my tack.
(see Hannah I used it.)
Zoha wrote: "I run away screaming and I drop my evil cousin."how did u die?
um... hannah, what does she mean???tack... as in thumbtack?
hmm. i stab my thumb with it and it get infected
the infection spreads all over my body
im swollen and nasty to loook at and then i die
i drop my thumb...
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I drop an UNPOISONED and delicious bottle of pomegranete and blueberry juice
i drink it and its so delicious i die of its deliciousness.i drop the cap to the bottle of juice.
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the cap falls into my dinner and i try to eat is, but i cant chew it up properly, and i spend so much time chewing it, i never have the chance to eat something again until i diei drop a blue flashlight
Caitlin wrote: "um... hannah, what does she mean???
tack... as in thumbtack?
hmm. i stab my thumb with it and it get infected
the infection spreads all over my body
im swollen and nasty to loook at and then i die..."
well, you see, I had to explain to dear Doha what a thumbtack was
tack... as in thumbtack?
hmm. i stab my thumb with it and it get infected
the infection spreads all over my body
im swollen and nasty to loook at and then i die..."
well, you see, I had to explain to dear Doha what a thumbtack was
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I pick up the blue flashlight and decide to explore a cave. the cave is dark and I come to a hole but the blue flashlight isn't very bright so I fall into the hole and die.
I drop The Statue of Liberty's torch
I drop The Statue of Liberty's torch
I pick it up and assume the Lady of Liberty stance, holding my highly flammable book in one hand, across my chest.But, being the clutz I am, I drop the torch and the book catches fire; before I can drop it, I catch on fire.
I burn and die slowly in that dark cave, where no one will ever find me.
I drop the mini fire extinguisher that I just happened to forget that I had.
LOL My death is very quick, I picked up the fire extinguisher and a fly goes on it. Being the weak person I am the flys weight overpowers me and I drop the fire extinguisher therefore it lands on my neck chocking me to desk.I drop that STUPID fly.
The fly lands on me, and I smack my arm where he landed with all of my strength, but I miss, and he won't stop assaulting me. I keep punching myself where he hands, and finally beat myself to death. I drop a fly swatter.
I see a huge fly and start swatting at it. I accidently hit over a giant tank of gas onto the stove and theres an explosion. I die instantly and drop a peanut.
I feed the peanut to an elephant, but then the elephant demands more and I don't have anything else, I mean, I've died so many times that I dropped everything eventually, except the clothes on my back.The elephant goes carnivorous and eats me. And I die. Again.
I drop the clothes on my back, all that I have left.
I slip on the clothes, hit my head, and dieI drop a chicken named "Alredo"
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I drop a egg
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awww..
i eat the egg raw and get food poisoning and IT KILLS ME!!!!i drop my thoughts.
I pick them up, musing over the impossibility of the thoughts being a solid object. I put them on my head like a hat, but my brain overloads and I explode in a flurry of organs and blood.I drop my pancakes.
(pancakes because I've got that stupid "Mr. Happy Face" YouTube video stuck in my head. The line: "I'm going to cut open your skin and use your blood as syrup on my pancaaaaaakes." and "Mmmmmm... Slippery organs. Your dog has slippery organs, Timmy.")
I eat the pancakes, thinking the maroon-ish brown liquidy crust is just strawberries where the clots were and syrup where the liquid was.I choke.
I puke.
I can't stop.
Eventually, after hours of pain, I finally am put to rest by a sickness in the blood of the enemy.
Oh, and I drop my ipod.((Curious to see how this goes....))
i am listening to the ipod while washing my hands. it gets wet and electrucutes me. i die instantly. and i drop my surfboard.
I grin at the surfboard, kicking it with my heel in an attempt to treat it as my skateboard, but it smacks me in the head, hard, and I fall back, gaining a concuosion and a tumor in my brain and dying.I drop my journal.
i am writing in the journal when i accidentally stab myself with the pencil i am writing with in the hand.i slowly bleed to death. i drop my hairbrush.
I pick up the hairbrush, but it's been there for a while. Not only is it covered in blood, but it is infested with insects. I scream, causing one to lash out, a tiny, minscule scorpion, and die within three seconds.I drop the empty scorpion shell.
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in the end i die
i drop a tassel