I hate when my husband talks in his sleep

[Carlie]

in his language which I do not speak so I can't understand what he's saying. How can I spy on his subconscious when it's not spoken in one of my 5 languages? The one time I understood what he was saying, he called me big sister. Maybe I should record it and have someone else translate for me.

[[deleted user]]

That's a great song by Crystal Gayle, by the way.

You've been talking in your sleep/
Sleeping in your dreams/
With some sweet lover

[Carlie]

I've tried to have conversation with him but he just answers in Urdu. Yes I do want to know what he's saying. I am perfectly cognizant that our dreams at times have nothing to do with reality. I keep dreaming about Obama and I don't even think he's that hot. If I spoke in my sleep, my hubby could assume I was having an affair with Obama and that's totally impossible.

[Chloe]

My wife is having a dream affair with Obama too. He really gets around...

[Carlie]

How does she feel about that? Does she find him attractive in real life? I for one am disturbed that I subconsciously want to sleep with him.

[Chloe]

No, she doesn't find him attractive in real life. I think what she finds more disturbing is the fact that I'm always helping the two of them find ways to get together in her dreams.

[Carlie]

oh that is sick.

Now this is a poll whose results I would be interested in:
WHat percentage of american women have had erotic dreams about Obama?

[Tesse]

Count me in as NO.

[Dave]

Does anybody know who recorded this song:

"I hear the secrets that you keep,
When you're talking in your sleep."

I can't think of it at the moment.

[Tesse]

The Romantics.

Same group that did "What I Like About You"

Goofy red suits, gelled bangs galore.

[Carlie]

Thanks a lot Dave, now that songs gonna be stuck in my head all day!


Donna - you are kidding right?

[Dave]

Was Heidi Klum there?

[Carlie]

that is too funny of a visual.