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Apropos to Nothing >> the land of Susynthia
Carol wrote: "My milkshake bringsOh, who am I kidding."
That would be great on one of those quote-a-day calendars.
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I hate it when there's a cute guy at the counter, and I'm buying cigarettes for my mom. You smell nice...these aren't for me!
Britt wrote: "I hate it when there's a cute guy at the counter, and I'm buying cigarettes from my mom. You smell nice...these aren't for me!"Your mom sells cigs?
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One time when I was at church (we don't go to that church anymore) the pastor told all of the "youth" to stand before the altar and raise their hands if they had any secrets or if they had ever lied to their parents.I didn't raise my hand 'cause I was like...wtf?
it is very hard to not ask a lot of questions when I see a female acquaintance with a black eye.
I got that oh-you-poor-thing look once. I was pregnant, at Christmas eve mass, wearing sweatpants and a man's button-down and sporting a Broken Arm. If you're pregnant they can't drug you and set your arm, they just stick it in a immobilizer/sling and hope the bone heals up. I think half of the women in that mass gave my husband the stink eye 'cause they assumed he had knocked me up and knocked me around.
...why the hell did I wear Mardi Gra beads to school in the 8th grade?
Jesus, I keep on breaking the rules here. (Sorry, Kevin I need to keep my stories to one line.)
paperwork while "watching" tv - don't think I'll be paying close attention to either
if my dog could talk i think it would be cool if she did like funny lines from movies at random times
Jackie "the Librarian" wrote: "Vacuuming sucks."... by definition.
RA, you're a veggie: do you toot a lot? Why yes!
vacuuming can be very therapeutic - I like the lines on the carpet when it's done
Yes Mrs. Castarini, I'd love some oatmeal.
Oh God, I think I put an arcade token in the collection plate yesterday.
Mom...why is this rice crunchy yet mushy?
Rice that sits in a pot with a lid on it smells really bad the next day.
Clams that sit in a pot with a lid on it smell really bad the next day.
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I've been outsmarted. When I stubbed my toe and said "sonofabasket" in front of my son, he responded, "baskets can't have kids."
A tisket a tasket a green and yellow basekt . . . (sorry ^^^)
broke my finger saturday and now it is an inconvenience
nearly forgot to take my medication. again.
I am finally getting excited for my son to get his license so that I don't have to get up so early in the morning to run him to practice.
What happened to the 'buying cool thread" :( (serious questione)
I just couldn't find it anywhere :( Thanks Barb, where was it? (thought it was in the general section, then I checked other to see if it moved) Usually topics stay front and center for a while before getting relegated to 'old news' . . .
Hah, weird Barb . . . it's actually just gone! *poof* (not there or under any other topic, and some threads hang one the frontline for a couple of months)
Apropos of nothing, I think I'm spending so much time on TC today because my 18-year-old daughter is off getting her first tattoo. I'm not pleased, but I have to let her fly, right? At least she has the good sense to avoid the tramp stamp.
It's cover art from a young adult novel she read--some kind of blue swan. I'm dreading looking at it every time I look at her without sleeves. Mostly I am trying to be non-judgemental. I sort of know how my mom felt when I wanted to pierce me ears in 5th grade. She told me only prostitutes and loose women had pierced ears.
Cynthia wrote: "Apropos of nothing, I think I'm spending so much time on TC today because my 18-year-old daughter is off getting her first tattoo. I'm not pleased, but I have to let her fly, right? At least she ha..."
My daughter went when she was 18 too Cynthia. She called and said "Dad can I get a tattoo?" My response was "I don't see how I can stop you now, just make sure it is a legit parlor."
She got three connecting hearts on the back of her neck that shows when she has her hair up.
Yes you have to let them fly.
My daughter went when she was 18 too Cynthia. She called and said "Dad can I get a tattoo?" My response was "I don't see how I can stop you now, just make sure it is a legit parlor."
She got three connecting hearts on the back of her neck that shows when she has her hair up.
Yes you have to let them fly.
I sent a text to my best friend one time that said "If I ever get really drunk, promise me that you'll stop me from getting 'Someday you will ache like I ache' tattooed on my arm or something."
I had a friend that made her daughter tape a picture of the tattoo she wanted to the wall next to her bed and look at it for a full year (between the age of 17 and 18), just so she'd make sure it wasn't something she'd get tired of.
Every cared more about figuring something out than the thing itself?
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Me: (Opens mouth)
My mom: (Sees Woody Allen on the screen) Oh, I don't like nothing he play in. Walks out
Umm...alright.